Foo - Glad I bought insurance

This happened at work today ,care to venture a guess?

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Ummmmmmmmm...........Your phone stopped working for some reason??

Your call got dropped just as you were giving a radio station your contact information so they could send you the million dollars you just won so you threw the phone at a brick wall. It happens.

Your Verizon got in a fight with Cingular...?

Someone's phone got run over by a tractor-trailer.

No one is close yet. It was not out of anger. It was damaged by a vehicle but not by its tires.:D

You were working on your car and dropped the phone in the motor as it was running.

You were riding your bike and your phone dropped out of your pocket and smashed against an oncoming car.

this message will self desrtuct in 2 minutes(mission impossible music starts here)

Siu is closest , but still a ways off.

You got frustrated at the phone's sound quality? Slight damage like that can be explained by normal wear and tear. ;)

thats a lot of wear and tear

I plan to walk into my local Verizon store , and with a straight face say " I dropped this while jogging and I can`t get it to work ":rolleyes:

You were recharging from the cigarette lighter and the battery blew up?

You were recharging from the cigarette lighter and the battery blew up?

Thankfully no .The battery is the compressed ball right above the keypad.

This looks like the work of ninjas to me.

did those ninjas have shells on thier backs

Next hint . This is all that was found . The debri covered a path of 150 feet x 30 feet

Was the vehicle an airplane?

It was PULLED into the motor when the leash handle thing got caught in the fan.

you answered your phone at the gas pump

Next hint . This is all that was found . The debri covered a path of 150 feet x 30 feet
It fell from the roof of your car? While said car was in motion?

I'm thinking some kind of industrial, construction, or farm vehicle. The kind that grind things up, crush them, and/or spit 'em out.

I hope it was not hanging around your neck at the time.:eek:

From the OP's profile:

Occupation:
aerospace/arborist

So, you were in your airplane, trimming trees, when all the sudden...:lol:

From the OP's profile:

Occupation:
aerospace/arborist

So, you were in your airplane, trimming trees, when all the sudden...:lol:

So your saying it went thru something like this?

Or maybe This???

Not the evil wicked garbage disposal?!

So your saying it went thru something like this?
Ahh, the ol' chipper/shredder. I saw that lanyard in the phone pictures. Please tell me the phone wasn't hanging around your neck!

All I hope is that you weren't attached to it at the time. :eek:

looks like it got dropped onto a table saw, launched across the room into a brick wall....but that theory goes to hell in that there is a large part of it still intact.

I threw one of my old cassette walkmen into the table saw back in high school shop class....after hitting the wall, there was no piece bigger than a quarter.

My real guess is you got it caught in the drivetrain of your ATV.

Or maybe This???

That's exactly what I was thinking. So how much $$ damage that cause to one of those turbines? Seem's like it would be expensive...

Cell phone ran over by a car.....................

Tell me you didn't run it through a GE motor?

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All I hope is that you weren't attached to it at the time. :eek:


If it were attatched it would of made the news:eek:

Tell me you didn't run it through a GE motor?


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: To protect the guilty I can not answer your question.

Oh,That must have been glorious,talk about a "Flame Out"!!

Disclaimer: No turbine engines were injured in the making of this thread. :) Not even a scratch.

For those in the know it only went thru the fan stage and not the turbine.

While hooking up test probes and equipment to the engine my belt clip failed and the phone fell to the ground. It blended in with wires bundles and hoses that were tied to the ground. When the engine power was increased the phone was sucked off the ground and ingested. The engine test was a simulation of a geese flock ingestion. So the next time you fly be comforted with the knowlege that a modern aircraft engine can eat a flock of geese+1 cell phone and keep on ticking.

The worst part is all the harrassment I`m getting fron co-workers. "Hey, let me borrow your phone" or Hey I` tried calling you but......" Hey do you have so-and-so`s number? Yada Yada Yada. :rolleyes:

Separating the phone parts from the test medium was kinda yucky too.

We're all just glad that they aren't separating you from the test medium.

We're all just glad that they aren't separating you from the test medium.
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We're all just glad that they aren't separating you from the test medium.

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That really freaks me out , it happens. I`ve seen some gruesome pics that I can not post. I keep my head on a swivel.