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03-14-07, 06:17 AM
this middle-aged couple are free-spirits. every sunday, if the weather is nice, they like to strip naked and drive out in the country with their convertible top down. nothing kinky or depraved. they just enjoy sharing the wind and sun on their bodies together.
on a particularly nice sunday, they're on their usual buck-nekked ride. the man is speeding around a blind corner and WHOA! some cows are in the road! the man swerves to miss them, plows into the ditch and slams into a telephone pole.
dazed, they start to check themselves for injuries. are you ok the wife asks. the husband moans in pain, NOOOO! i landed on the stick shift. it's stuck in me! OMG says the wife. she reaches under him to try and lift him off. each time she lifts he screams in pain. he yells, you've got to go get help. this is killing me! the wife replies....but i'm naked! i don't care said the man...this is killing me! i need help right away.
the wife looks around the car for clothes. all she sees is a shoe. she grabs the shoe and takes off running down the road.
a way down the road, she sees an old farmhouse. she sprints to the porch and starts banging on the door. as she hears footsteps coming to answer the door, she looks at the shoe, looks around and holds the shoe over her crotch to cover herself. an old farmer comes answers the door. the wife says frantically, "you've got to help us. it's my husband. he's...he's....he's stuck!
the farmer looks at the naked woman. looks at the shoe over her crotch...scratches his chin and says, "honey, if he's in there that far, he ain't ever coming out."
on a particularly nice sunday, they're on their usual buck-nekked ride. the man is speeding around a blind corner and WHOA! some cows are in the road! the man swerves to miss them, plows into the ditch and slams into a telephone pole.
dazed, they start to check themselves for injuries. are you ok the wife asks. the husband moans in pain, NOOOO! i landed on the stick shift. it's stuck in me! OMG says the wife. she reaches under him to try and lift him off. each time she lifts he screams in pain. he yells, you've got to go get help. this is killing me! the wife replies....but i'm naked! i don't care said the man...this is killing me! i need help right away.
the wife looks around the car for clothes. all she sees is a shoe. she grabs the shoe and takes off running down the road.
a way down the road, she sees an old farmhouse. she sprints to the porch and starts banging on the door. as she hears footsteps coming to answer the door, she looks at the shoe, looks around and holds the shoe over her crotch to cover herself. an old farmer comes answers the door. the wife says frantically, "you've got to help us. it's my husband. he's...he's....he's stuck!
the farmer looks at the naked woman. looks at the shoe over her crotch...scratches his chin and says, "honey, if he's in there that far, he ain't ever coming out."