Foo - Agree or disagree?

You don't get married to have sex. Getting married to have sex is like a 747 for the free peanuts. If all you wanted were the peanuts there are easier ways to get them.

Agree or disagree?

Discuss, please.

For those tight asses here, you know who you are, this is meant a a light hearted & funny conversation.

So lighten up Frances's!!!

Agree that you don't get married just for sex. However, that's one of the best benefits.

Do what ever you feel most comfortable with.

I get married for the life-insurance policy...

I get married for the life-insurance policy...

As long as you do not get caught killing ehr off, or where you going to let time to that and hope for the best:) :p

As long as you do not get caught killing ehr off, or where you going to let time to that and hope for the best:) :p
Yeah right. Like I'm about to leak the details of my business plan on an internet forum!

Yeah right. Like I'm about to leak the details of my business plan on an internet forum!

You just did!!!!!!!


You just left out the finer points:p

I only got married for the free rice (because I'm poor (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=277789)).

:rolleyes:
I only got married for the free rice (because I'm poor (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=277789)).

So is this now the poor married thread?????

Stay focused guys. Stay focused. No cross posting.

First time for money, second time for love.

Bonus points if that first one is to an aged billionaire tycoon who leaves you most of the estate.

Extra bonus points if that second time is getting married to Catherine Zeta Jones.

Some folks do. Some folks don't. Some folks think you need to get married to have sex.

You say tomato. I say to-mah-to. Let's call the whole thing off. http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/friday.gif

I say clamato.

Sex is just a part of a greater intimacy that a man and a woman share together. Any life-partners, really. Physical intimacy is important, but there's more to it. There's emotional intimacy and communication. Both partners have to work together to nurture the relationship, and sex is just part of that. And all parts work together to nurture the whole.

At least that's what I think my wife was going on and on about last night. Basketball was on the TV. I wasn't really paying attention. ;)

Or maybe tomacco.

I say clamato.

Alex Trebek called. He says my premiums are going to be outrageous.

Musselato.

Alex Trebek called. He says my premiums are going to be outrageous.

Musselato.
Alex only wants you for your bod!

Sex is just a part of a greater intimacy that a man and a woman share together. Any life-partners, really. Physical intimacy is important, but there's more to it. There's emotional intimacy and communication. Both partners have to work together to nurture the relationship, and sex is just part of that. And all parts work together to nurture the whole.

At least that's what I think my wife was going on and on about last night. Basketball was on the TV. I wasn't really paying attention. ;)

Ok, you deserve a beer for that one.
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Or maybe tomacco.
"This stuff tastes like grandma! I want more!" - Ralph Wiggum.

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No need to get married to have sex of course since a lot of people have sex without getting married. However, the studies have shown, contrary to popular opinion, that sex in marriage can be often better - usually because of practice I assume. Of course, if it is a marriage that has gone sour - all bets are off.

Sex tends to be safer within marriage as well - usually. No irrate husbands to kill you off. Of course, since most married people are murdered (if they go that way) by their spouses, perhaps it isn't as safe as you might think. :eek:

Who knows. Now, what Chipcom wants to know is do you really have to wear a helmet when having sex? (Sorry N_C - I couldn't resist!)

I miss his mustache. I would have married him if he kept it. Also, how long do you think he stands in front of his mirror, working on his effortless accents and pronounciations for Jeopardy?

I miss his mustache. I would have married him if he kept it. Also, how long do you think he stands in front of his mirror, working on his effortless accents and pronounciations for Jeopardy?
Okay...

1. We all miss the moustache.

2. The Trebek don't need to practice, lady.

No need to get married to have sex of course since a lot of people have sex without getting married. However, the studies have shown, contrary to popular opinion, that sex in marriage can be often better - usually because of practice I assume. Of course, if it is a marriage that has gone sour - all bets are off.

Sex tends to be safer within marriage as well - usually. No irrate husbands to kill you off. Of course, since most married people are murdered (if they go that way) by their spouses, perhaps it isn't as safe as you might think. :eek:

Who knows. Now, what Chipcom wants to know is do you really have to wear a helmet when having sex? (Sorry N_C - I couldn't resist!)

Well, guys do have 2 heads, so wearing a helmet depends. Which head are we talking about here?

I say clamato.

Better then the clap-ato huh?

I miss his mustache. I would have married him if he kept it. Also, how long do you think he stands in front of his mirror, working on his effortless accents and pronounciations for Jeopardy?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/images/feature/dween/snljeopardyapetit.jpg

Stay focused guys. Stay focused. No cross posting.

Thought you wrote cross dressing.



















































Was about to ask why not!!!!!!!!!!

The last time I posted about sex I got threatened with being banned, so I ain't sayin. Far as Mich is concerned, people may as well not have genitals, cuz those are dirty things that should never be discussed.

The main reason to get married is to have a suitable sparring partner. Who better to fight with than somebody that knows all of your weaknesses, you have to sleep with and that cleans your underwear?

Thought you wrote cross dressing.

Was about to ask why not!!!!!!!!!!

Man. You just can't take anything seriously can you. :p

I am at work on a friday, what do you think?

I am at work on a friday, what do you think?

Yeah. Makes sense. Well I'm home. :D

Well you suck for rubbing it in

Oh in case anyone is wondering -VELOCITY- was my fomer cycling partner in Maimi, until I buggered off to Charlotte

Well you suck for rubbing it in

WTF? Oh sorry I had to reread what you posted.

Lmao

I figured you'd like that. :D

Well I think this thread truely derailed.


Funny how that happens around here. :)

Hey it's Friday. It's a day to have fun.

Extra bonus points if that second time is getting married to Catherine Zeta Jones.

Let's leave her out of this ok? <serious Zorro look> :p

you dont get married for the sex or the "peanut":p
but however if you want to remain married, you better enjoy your sex life with your partner because having sex is a need that is not going anywhere anytime soon.
Sex makes a woman feel desirable, great sex makes a woman feel sexy and on top of her game.
woman feeling sexy and on top of a game= peace on earth:p
no fulfilling sex= chocolate and divorce.:p

*edit* was I too honest? *:o :o

no fulfilling sex= chocolate and divorce.:p


Thats a great line

you dont get married for the sex or the "peanut":p
but however if you want to remain married, you better enjoy your sex life with your partner because having sex is a need that is not going anywhere anytime soon.
Sex makes a woman feel desirable, great sex makes a woman feel sexy and on top of her game.
woman feeling sexy and on top of a game= peace on earth:p
no fulfilling sex= chocolate and divorce.:p

*edit* was I too honest? *:o :o

Damn. That was really well said.

you dont get married for the sex or the "peanut":p
but however if you want to remain married, you better enjoy your sex life with your partner because having sex is a need that is not going anywhere anytime soon.
Sex makes a woman feel desirable, great sex makes a woman feel sexy and on top of her game.
woman feeling sexy and on top of a game= peace on earth:p
no fulfilling sex= chocolate and divorce.:p

*edit* was I too honest? *:o :o

So are you married or not?

get married? Why?!@#$!! :eek:

So are you married or not?
Like this is any of your business.

You are awfully inquisitive about others' initmate lives.

Like this is any of your business.

You are awfully inquisitive about others' initmate lives.
:)

Like this is any of your business.

You are awfully inquisitive about others' initmate lives.
How big is your endowment?

How big is your endowment?
I donated $50 to my alma mater and my employer matched it dollar for dollar, so dear old State U. thinks my endowment is twice as big as it really is.

Hah. You need endowment extentions!

Hah. You need endowment extentions!
No, the donation was to the University, not the Ag Extension.