Jokes & Humor - The Treason of Illumination : a light bulb joke

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chinarider
03-20-07, 04:50 PM
Q: How many bleached-blonde, boney, right-wing, political pundits who resemble transvestites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just the one
venturi95
03-29-07, 10:53 PM
Huh?
venturi95
03-29-07, 11:18 PM
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
12
One to do it, and 11 to stand around and say "I could have done that"
Blue Jays
03-29-07, 11:26 PM
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atomship47
03-30-07, 03:56 AM
"how many pollacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
THREE!
no wait a minute. i told it wrong. ok, here it goes...
how come it takes 3 pollacks to screw in a light bulb?
cause they're so dang stupid!"
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