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chinarider
03-20-07, 05:03 PM
Three Girls Go Camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."


EJ123
03-20-07, 08:26 PM
Haha that's funny.

kingsfan4life
03-23-07, 11:46 PM
"thats gold Jerry!"


taylor p
03-31-07, 01:21 PM
wow

Jolt
05-13-07, 08:56 PM
I heard a variation of this one, but it was a guy and his wife. The guy was always farting in bed, which was quite offensive to his wife's olfactory sensibilities, so his wife warned him that one day he was going to end up farting his guts out. On Thanksgiving, she got up early to get the turkey in the oven, and had the guts to dispose of. Her husband was still in bed and had been particularly flatulent that night, so she snuck in and put the turkey guts behind his posterior. She went back into the kitchen and a while later heard a scream from the bedroom. She went in and asked her husband what was the matter, and he said "Well, you were right. I farted my guts out, but by the grace of God and these fingers I got them back in!"