Foo - that ole demon alkyhol !!

anyone want to share any stories?

And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy

I looked down the bar, at the bartender
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

-JLH

Purple Passion is bad.........MMMMKAY.

anyone want to share any stories?

Nope coffee is the shiznnit.

i'm sure my liver could use a break.

Everclear rocks in dissolving oils and grease from various objects.

12 shots of 151 in about 3 hours... I was pukin' and then out cold in about the 4th hour!

I have too many messed up stories...where I am pretty sure I got pranked....at least I hope I did.

One of the more amusing ones had to deal with this girl that liked me, but I wasn't too fond of her...she was alright, but she just had this obsessive fangirl thing going on that sometimes made me wish I had a cork custom fitted to her mouth.

Well, me and some of the normal denizens of the "Ghetto Mansion" (my friend's place....down in the ghetto side of town...place was HUGE though, there were parties in there pretty much every night)....we were playing strip poker, and passing around a bottle of SoCo. Of course I lost.....so I'm running around in the buff, and so are about 15 other people...eventually I just conk out buck naked on the couch. Keep in mind I probably had close to an entire bottle of 100 proof SoCo by this time.

Apparently at one point "she" showed up and thought it was a good idea to try to seduce me while drunk or something....all I know was when I woke up, she was on my lap staring me in the eyes, I was too drunk to talk or move, and I had to hurl...

...that did not end well....I hurled, which made her hurl, which someone else walked in and saw us both hurling, and she hurled, which made more people come in....pretty soon there was about 5 people throwing up....it was just horrible.

Poor girl....all she wanted was to cuddle with the naked drunk sleeping guy.....

Nope coffee is the shiznnit.


I can't handle the hard stuff, I switched to green tea.:p

Sadly I have more stories of my friends being drunk than I do of myself, mostly since I'm a sleepy drunk. I have a few drinks, and I just want to curl up somewhere and sleep.

See the last photo here for what happens when you pass out at parties around here...

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~terrible-one/goodtimes.html

or people on your passed-out face...
http://x89.xanga.com/7c8a2a5539c3559088309/z39603258.jpg
http://www.collegenut.com/thumbs/PI_71439Drunk_Dog.jpg

Penguin? What the heck?

I don't remember.

Let's just say I don't drink te-kill-ya, and have not done so in 24 years.

one of mine involves drinking an entire 30rack of busch lite, and later on in the evening taking a swing at a cop, which landed me a day in jail, two years' probation, and a hefty fine.

and people are surprised when i say i want to quit drinking...:rolleyes: :o

I'd tell you my story but it's 40 yrs. long.

I used to live in Deep Ellum, a warehouse district turned night spot in downtown Dallas. One night an old girl friend stops by my loft with two Australian rugby players. We end up at a bar next door drinking "gorilla farts". As I recall they had Wild Turkey and Bacardi 151 in them. After two of the things my stomach starts turning flips. I non chalantly try to make it to the door. The cigarette machine was as far as I got. I hurl between the wall and the cigarette machine. My old girlfriend tells me that I gained respect from the rugby players by acting as if nothing happened. I walked back over and just started drinking again. Not too proud of that night and will never ever drink another Gorilla Fart.

I girl I know told me this story. Keep in mind this girl is HOT. She used to dance at Scores, and this is a true story. Anyway, she gets drunk at a bar, really drunk, and she hooks up with some guy. They go back to his place. They go upstairs and , how can I put this... They do it.
Well right after that, her stomach is upset and she has to use the bathroom. She goes to use the down stairs bathroom, because she doesn't want to stink up the upstairs one, in case he goes in there. Well she goes #2 and goes to flush and nothing happens. The toilet is broke and she starts to freak out. She is also totally hammered, so she decides the thing to do is get a cup, scoop up the turd and put it down the kitchen garbage disposal. She puts it down the disposal and turns it on and stinks up the whole down stairs. He hears it and comes down and is completely disgusted by it. She grabbed her things and just left.
Could you imagine hooking up with a totally hot blond and she puts a turd down you kitchen sink.

anyone want to share any stories?

no.

Many years ago I went to a New Years party in a small lakeside town in Southern Mi. After drinking something like 17 Takillya Sunrises and smokin a few bones it was time to go home. The plan was to walk out to the hiway to hitch a ride the 20 or so miles to where I lived. As I walked out to the hiway,I in my addeled state decided to stop an rest by sitting under a tree.the next thing I remember is the light beam of a flashlight in my face and command "you got any ID? Lemme see it!" Remember the "smokin a few bones?? Well I had my drivers Licence in one of my flannell shirt pockets,and a pack of my favorite ZigZags in the other...So I reach into my shirt pocket and hand the officer my DL card,he holds it up in the flashlight beam for a second,flips it back onto my chest and says " Nice,Wanna try again?" Needless to say the ZigZag Man does'nt look a whole like me!!

Truly one of those "Dazed and Confused" Moments!!

I girl I know told me this story. Keep in mind this girl is HOT. She used to dance at Scores, and this is a true story. Anyway, she gets drunk at a bar, really drunk, and she hooks up with some guy. They go back to his place. They go upstairs and , how can I put this... They do it.
Well right after that, her stomach is upset and she has to use the bathroom. She goes to use the down stairs bathroom, because she doesn't want to stink up the upstairs one, in case he goes in there. Well she goes #2 and goes to flush and nothing happens. The toilet is broke and she starts to freak out. She is also totally hammered, so she decides the thing to do is get a cup, scoop up the turd and put it down the kitchen garbage disposal. She puts it down the disposal and turns it on and stinks up the whole down stairs. He hears it and comes down and is completely disgusted by it. She grabbed her things and just left.
Could you imagine hooking up with a totally hot blond and she puts a turd down you kitchen sink.


:eek: oh no.. no,no,no,no,no,no. . oh.. YES! :beer: