"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Quick Poll

Wait for it...

btw, can someone delete my other thread? I forgot to actually add the poll

best. poll. evar.

Hey this is were the interesting people hang out, and I count on the fact that none of you are going to ask what type of saddle bag should you buy.

Hey this is were the interesting people hang out, and I count on the fact that none of you are going to ask what type of saddle bag should you buy.

but will my team bibs make my ass look too big? :rolleyes:

but will my team bibs make my ass look too big? :rolleyes:

Well any bibs will your ass to big ;)

depends on whether or not your sponsor is written vertically or horizontally across it ;)

depends on whether or not your sponsor is written vertically or horizontally across it ;)

steady...

Hey this is were the interesting people hang out, and I count on the fact that none of you are going to ask what type of saddle bag should you buy.

Or whether or not you got a good deal for it after the fact...

Or what you put in it.

don't post that pic of cypress. i mean it.

don't post that pic of cypress. i mean it.

???

I don't race. But I am interested. So I'm here gathering information.

The lost productivity caused by the Racing Forum may soon cost me my job. Alas.

more training time Ghost!!!

I don't race. But I am interested. So I'm here gathering information.

here's all you need to know:

do some group rides.

buy a license.

do a race.

that is all.

here's all you need to know:

do some group rides.

buy a license.

do a race.

that is all.

Thanks. Where do you acquire a license? And do you have to meet certain requirements? Thanks again.

^^^^^^ http://www.usacycling.org/

Thanks. Where do you acquire a license? And do you have to meet certain requirements? Thanks again.


Check the usacycling website for license info. You can get a one day license at sanctioned events. As far as requirements...you can't be an axe murderer. Or, at least, not a convicted axe murderer.

^^^^^^ http://www.usacycling.org/

Thanks. :)

Hey this is were the interesting people hang out, and I count on the fact that none of you are going to ask what type of saddle bag should you buy.
So what kind of saddle bag do you have Diablo?

Givi makes some nice saddle bags.

And do you have to meet certain requirements? Thanks again.

Well, there are some requirements like helmets, removing anything that can fall off your bike (like clip-on fenders), no aero bars in a RR or crit, plain jearsy if your not on a team, number placement, etc. You can download the rule book at the USA Cycling site if you want to read all of them...but it's mostly common sense/courtesy stuff... Getting hooked up with a racing club is prob. the best way to go.

Even though I have not raced I come here first because this is wear the cycling warriors meet. I like a group that collectively is goal oriented.

http://www.hicksville.co.nz/Dinosaur.GIF

cottage of wattage: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/botto/cottage.jpg

So what kind of saddle bag do you have Diablo?

I don't need a saddle bag, they are for sissy's. I am a Swissy, much greater than a sissy. Besides I'm so damn fast that nothing has the time to flatten my tires.

I don't need a saddle bag, they are for sissy's. I am a Swissy, much greater than a sissy. Besides I'm so damn fast that nothing has the time to flatten my tires.

i thought you tucked your spare tube under the loose skin folds, left over from your extreme weight loss from last season?

i thought you tucked your spare tube under the loose skin folds, left over from your extreme weight loss from last season?

By the looks of the size of your ass it seems you have plenty of room to store not only a spare tube but full size floor pump as well ;)

cottage of wattage: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/botto/cottage.jpg

4 1/2 hrs of solo riding to do today, and thanks to Botto, I still get to have the image of someone's a$$ in my head the whole day.

By the looks of the size of your ass it seems you have plenty of room to store not only a spare tube but full size floor pump as well ;)

jealousy.

jealousy.

You are right I miss the days when my ass swallowed my saddle like yours. But this thread is going off topic, your big fat ass isn't the reason we are here. Lets move on from this and get back to Race Talk on BF.net! :)

You are right I miss the days when my ass swallowed my saddle like yours.

you're wife used to as well, until i started to visit austin. :D

:did i just type that?:

snap!

you're wife used to as well, until i started to visit austin. :D

:did i just type that?:

I would come back with some sort of snappy retort about your wife or significant other if you only had one:p

I would come back with some sort of snappy retort about your wife or significant other if you only had one:p

correct. there are many. ;)

correct. there are many. ;)

Yes lets name them:

Jack Daniels
Glenlivet
Jose Ceuvo
Marlboro

Anything to block out the loneliness....

Yes lets name them:

Jack Daniels
Glenlivet
Jose Ceuvo
Marlboro

Anything to block out the loneliness....

not these days, amigo. :D

cottage of wattage: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/botto/cottage.jpg


Botto, After my race last weekend a couple of racers and I were watching one of the women's races and a huge girl came blasting off the front with a huge butt, and I leaned over and said: "Now that's a cottage of wattage" (I stole your line, thanks :beer: )

Everyone looked at me complex for a second until it sank in, and then they just started rolling. I had my one friend from South Africa just dying.

You definitely need to make a bike shirt with a huge girl on a bike for the back and "Cottage of Wattage" on the front.

Botto, After my race last weekend a couple of racers and I were watching one of the women's races and a huge girl came blasting off the front with a huge butt, and I leaned over and said: "Now that's a cottage of wattage" (I stole your line, thanks :beer: )

Everyone looked at me complex for a second until it sank in, and then they just started rolling. I had my one friend from South Africa just dying.

You definitely need to make a bike shirt with a huge girl on a bike for the back and "Cottage of Wattage" on the front.

Are you comparing Botto's ass with the ass of a huge girl?

Are you comparing Botto's ass with the ass of a huge girl?


:roflmao: "What happens in Amsterdam stays in Amdterdam"

no, just giving him props for his saying.

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