Jokes & Humor - Warning: They are among Us

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ken cummings
03-23-07, 09:23 PM
A man approached an Airlines counter and asked, "Where can I find my baggage?" The clerk asked, "Has your plane arrived yet?"
They are among us.
A group of people are at the beach and one says, "Look a dead bird." A guy looks up and says, "Where?"
They are among us.
A man orders a pizza to go and is asked if he wants it sliced into six or eight pieces.
"Make it six, I am not hungry enough toi eat eight slices of pizza."
They are among us.
Tom Stormcrowe
03-23-07, 09:50 PM
Is there a fungus among us?
actually those are all fairly logical.
1- Passengers and luggage are very often on different planes.
2- Could've been looking for whoever was talking to him. In addition, if there's any scenary around, the bird could be higher than him.
3- Psychology has a large affect on hunger. If you watch TV and see a ton of ads for food, you are likely to be hungrier quicker than if you had been up all night making models or such. The number of bites you take does effect how quickly you get full. Try it sometime, make a pizza, cut one part of it into 3rds and another part into 5ths. Eat the remainder, and put it in the fridge. Test eat the 3rds the first day, see how much they fill you up, then try the 5ths. The same amount of food will be more filling because you spent more time on it.
Namenda
03-26-07, 08:31 PM
^^^Wow, you're a real fun guy.
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