Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - girl advice...

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My advice: spend less time on the internet.

The chances of a bunch of people who don't know you and don't really care about your love life coming up with good advice is pretty low.

That said, you have two options:

1) Get her drunk, make a move, and hope she doesn't regret it in the morning

2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely

Dude, the first thing you have to understand is that a woman can't stand a man with NO BALLS!!!

Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...

If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.

Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs):)

Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!

Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.

Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!

Be cool and don't break down.

Now go get Her!

you have to penetrate their spirit!

http://perso.orange.fr/argot/picture/frank.jpg

tame that *****!

2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely

HAHAHAH.

Go with on her a nice ride...buck up, tell her what you want. She could say yes and you get what you want...she could say no - and you could be free of the stress of the unknown...be mature...and still have a good friend. Seems like you can't lose.

http://perso.orange.fr/argot/picture/frank.jpg

tame that *****!

What I meant by my reply is that you have to be what is known in the Ryu Kyu Arts as a Bushi = Gentleman Warrior! :)

Learn to type / spell / construct sentences. Move on from there.

Refry... you're welcome.

But understand men too. That Ultra-macho crap doesn't cut it either. That turns off alot of women.

If you can be tough as nails and still help an old lady cross the street, you're the man!

I am an expert in destroying an adversary(details on my website). But I have been known to cry during those "victorious" scenes in movies. One thing has nothing to do with the other.

It seems that this girl means something to you. So make her love who you are. Let her see that you are strong and caring. If she can't appreciate that, then she doesn't deserve you.

Don't hover or smother her either. That turns them off.

Glad I can help.

Be a man and be yourself, if she doesn't like it, no point in pursuing.

girls are tooooo scary. Just keep riding your bike and wank it once and a while. Cheaper, safer, less responcibilty.

girls are tooooo scary. Just keep riding your bike and wank it once and a while. Cheaper, safer, less responcibilty.

:roflmao:

i think bikeforums.net MIGHT be the wrong forum to ask this question in.

Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.

Tell her you're in a band. White women love that ****.

Try using some punctuation when you type. Women love men with basic writing skills.

BTW, she's on the rebound. Steer clear.

rohypnol

oh boy...

wank it once and a while.

By once in a while do you mean compulsively?

Dude, the first thing you have to understand is that a woman can't stand a man with NO BALLS!!!

Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...

If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.

Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs):)

Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!

Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.

Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!

Be cool and don't break down.

Now go get Her!

yes, and if she turns you down, just forget about it and move on. That may not be the easiest thing in the whole world for you, but you'll be plenty glad that you did.

Give up and listen to emo. Suicide is optional.

Tell her you're in a band. White women love that ****.

No, but you almost made me spit coffee everywhere.

Having a crush on someone for 3+ years is not something you want to let slip when that person is vulnerable. My serious advice is to be around and wait for the right moment, and save the "I had a huge crush on you." stuff for after you've been together awhile.

2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
Sometimes, when I just need to get away, I go down to the cemetery and smoke clove cigarettes and take photographs of headstones and interesting gates. My friend's working on this new clothing line. He's not like a designer or anything, his stuff is really dark and subdued and real. I'm not a model or anything, but I'm modeling some of them for him, you know, just to help him out. We have a really deep connection, and his clothes really speak to me. It's just my parents though, man. They just don't get me.

I don't know why I'm contributing to this, but oh well.

All I can say is have confidence in front of her (or anyone for that matter). Confidence is what most people lack and girls like. Obviously not so much that you come off as an incredible a$$hole, but enough to show her that you're not shy.

i tink u r ghey LAWL bye

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/2002124338747621325_rs.jpg

don't be a creep and hang around her alll oogly googly all day long say hey wann a go get a burger and a movie sometime then take here for a nice bike ride and rock her socks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4

Hey good looking! Be back to pick you up later!

Sometimes, when I just need to get away, I go down to the cemetery and smoke clove cigarettes and take photographs of headstones and interesting gates. My friend's working on this new clothing line. He's not like a designer or anything, his stuff is really dark and subdued and real. I'm not a model or anything, but I'm modeling some of them for him, you know, just to help him out. We have a really deep connection, and his clothes really speak to me. It's just my parents though, man. They just don't get me.

If you must write prose and poems the words you use should be your own

I didn't ask to be born...

It is crucial that you smell wonderful when you talk to her. *My suggestion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7015vhthPkQ)*. 60% of the time, it works every time. MUSK UP!!!1!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/2002124338747621325_rs.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/gore_galore/seehere.jpg

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/mind/23_-_Eric_Weber_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Girls_-_The_Museum.mp3

and if that doesn't work, try:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Sounds/2004/06/the_walking_the_dog_pick_up.mp3

or

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Sounds/2004/09/the_beach_pick_up.mp3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4

Hey good looking! Be back to pick you up later!


*e-highfive*

Chicks dig a man who can use punctuation and grammar properly.

yeh, if you really wanna be her man, don't be her NEXT one.. cuz that won't last very long.


BTW, she's on the rebound. Steer clear.

stare at her ******* with intent and lick your lips until she notices what the **** youre doing. she'll either be down or she wont.

I do what Hank does.

rohypnol
uh.......................

http://pbskids.org/arthur/friends/images/rollovers/buster_home_roll.gif

listen to buster kids, stay away

do you have a female friend you could ask? it sounds like she is probably on the rebound and might not be ready to become involved in something again.
i'd really just ask some friends for their take, and not an internet bike forum in which your responses include "rohypnol", etc.

Dude, you need to talk to Randall from "Clerks"...he'll set you straight on how to deal with women folk.


DW

<munchin' popcorn, watchin' with amused interest>

Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.

This is the best advice I've ever seen on the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4

Hey good looking! Be back to pick you up later!


Hahaha, I had no idea that commercial was for real, I thought simpsons made up their own, freakin awesome!

Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.

i dont know how i missed this. +1

oh, and yeah put the smiths on. for real.

If you dont have any smiths cds, put the cure on.

Chicks dig a man who can use punctuation and grammar properly.
Ya know something you have nothing useful to add to this thread but, rubbish.
Ask yourself these questions before posting.
Will what I post contribute to the original purpose of the thread?
Will my post be appreciated as a valid part of this thread?
Will my post purposely or maliciously single someone out?

berf. lernin how to talk good is the most useful advise on this thred.

Ya know something you have nothing useful to add to this thread but, rubbish.
Ask yourself these questions before posting.
Will what I post contribute to the original purpose of the thread?
Will my post be appreciated as a valid part of this thread?
Will my post purposely or maliciously single someone out?


Yeah, cause the original topic had some kind of relevance.

Just put a bunch of vintage campy track parts on your bike and do skids outside her place all day with a trispoke front wheel.

If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl.