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metabike
03-26-07, 05:20 AM
What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Namenda
03-26-07, 08:32 PM
<groan>

Stacey
03-27-07, 05:38 AM
A heevahava!

Snow_canuck
03-27-07, 03:58 PM
lol

RegularGuy
03-28-07, 05:33 PM
Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop?

A: Amish drive by shooting.

RegularGuy
03-28-07, 05:34 PM
Q: Why did the Amish woman leave her husband?

A: He was driving her buggy.

RegularGuy
03-28-07, 05:37 PM
My favorite Amish joke:

Amish couple was leaving meeting one Sunday morning. Wife says proudly: "Hiram, I believe we were the plainest people there."

metabike
03-28-07, 08:46 PM
Thanks RegularGuy!!! - now I'll really be able to work that barn raising crowd next time I'm in Intercourse, Bird in Hand or Shipshewana.
PS I'm a Quaker so the one about the couple coming out of meeting might work for me in two contexts.)