metabike
03-26-07, 05:20 AM
What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's arse?
A mechanic.
A mechanic.
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Namenda
03-26-07, 08:32 PM
<groan>
Stacey
03-27-07, 05:38 AM
A heevahava!
Snow_canuck
03-27-07, 03:58 PM
lol
RegularGuy
03-28-07, 05:33 PM
Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop?
A: Amish drive by shooting.
A: Amish drive by shooting.
RegularGuy
03-28-07, 05:34 PM
Q: Why did the Amish woman leave her husband?
A: He was driving her buggy.
A: He was driving her buggy.
RegularGuy
03-28-07, 05:37 PM
My favorite Amish joke:
Amish couple was leaving meeting one Sunday morning. Wife says proudly: "Hiram, I believe we were the plainest people there."
Amish couple was leaving meeting one Sunday morning. Wife says proudly: "Hiram, I believe we were the plainest people there."
metabike
03-28-07, 08:46 PM
Thanks RegularGuy!!! - now I'll really be able to work that barn raising crowd next time I'm in Intercourse, Bird in Hand or Shipshewana.
PS I'm a Quaker so the one about the couple coming out of meeting might work for me in two contexts.)
PS I'm a Quaker so the one about the couple coming out of meeting might work for me in two contexts.)
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