"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - I have spoken to Botto from the Beyond

in a Cycling Seance today I communicated with our departed brother Botto (dear brother is optional, some of you can't stand Botto). He says 'Hi' to all of you, regards from Marco (Pantani) and Marilyn (Monroe) and not to worry, he's in a better place. I told him that was no great friggin stretch since the mortal coil he left behind was Bike Forums. The Spirit's only response was:

'correct'.

That is all. You may now resume your normal bike dweeb musings.

ibtl

ibtl
+1 ib4tl

So, will he come back, or will his pride keep him away even after the ban is lifted?

lol

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked.

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill."

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill."

I nominate this post for the Non-Sequitur Obscure Cinematic Reference Award for 2007.

I nominate this post for the Non-Sequitur Obscure Cinematic Reference Award for 2007.


I humbly accept your nomination. Will there be dancing girls? I really like dancing girls.

Patentcad - he sees banned people...

"Botto will not be back, until this forum is cleaned up. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."

http://otherstuff.laurelandhardycentral.com/pixm/dstill.jpg

neat-o

"Botto will not be back, until this forum is cleaned up. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."

http://otherstuff.laurelandhardycentral.com/pixm/dstill.jpg


The coolest rubber-suited metal robot evar.

Botto seems to have been banned over a Photoshop expose of a female anatomical part. Because somebody COMPLAINED about it.

You can't make this stuff up.

Botto seems to have been banned over a Photoshop expose of a female anatomical part. Because somebody COMPLAINED about it.

You can't make this stuff up.

incorrect

Did he say what thread?

Did he say what thread?

No, but then while I can't make this stuff, it's quite possible the Spirit of Botto can and does.

Tell botto when next you communicate with him that we miss his sardonic self, and that I will light a candle in church for his safe return.

Tell botto when next you communicate with him that we miss his sardonic self, and that I will light a candle in church for his safe return.

....you you kidding Crom?
Do you honestly think botto needs to be communicated to?

He's banned from posting, not looking here, right?

I'm sure, considering his large ego, he's been reading every word written about him here.

"Botto will not be back, until this forum is cleaned up. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."

http://otherstuff.laurelandhardycentral.com/pixm/dstill.jpg

lol

Botto is dickhead

A botto thread... I thought we had reached a limit on those. That ‘cad is always pushing the boundaries… ;)

Botto is dickhead

Which means he fits RIGHT in.

You insufferable sprocket heads. I'm going to watch Milan-San Remo again. I need a few high speed bike race crashes.

Like we could EVER reach a 'limit' on Botto or Euro threads. Maybe after half of us are dead. Which considering the risks of road cycling - could be within weeks.

what was Botto's offense? He reminded me of Euro.....

[QUOTE=galen_52657]what was Botto's offense?

Being Botto was his crime...Oh the injustice!

what was Botto's offense? He reminded me of Euro.....
except somewhat intelligent

Patentcad - he sees banned people...
:lol:

Start up a collection. Get up enough jack so Pcad can get a set of Zipp 404's and I'll not only communicate with Botto, I will

BRING HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD.

Oh yes. I don't know how to make a neato avatar (my status as a graphics pro would lead you to believe that would be within my grasp) but I can reach the Other Side and resurrect the BF Dead.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. And do not get distracted by that hot triatholon chick.

I've actually been in touch with him too... And I'm not even asking for a new wheelset. :D

I'll communicate with Botto for a lot less than a collective cost of a pair of Zip 404's. All I need is a new pair of shoes and a fitting. :p

If it's going to become an auction, let cuda2k bring back Botto. But I warn you: what he'll deliver may be like something out of the movie 'The Fly'.

Think a horrific Botto/Euro freakshow BF member.

On the other hand I'll deliver the REAL Botto. Isn't that worth $1700 to somebody here?

Don't you love questions everybody already knows the answer to?

If it's going to become an auction, let cuda2k bring back Botto. But I warn you: what he'll deliver may be like something out of the movie 'The Fly'.

Think a horrific Botto/Euro freakshow BF member.

On the other hand I'll deliver the REAL Botto. Isn't that worth $1700 to somebody here?

Don't you love questions everybody already knows the answer to?

I don't know, I kinda like freakshows. Maybe I could work on a Botto/Ryanf combo with a tad of R600DuraAce mixed in for good measure. :)

I just did an interesting search of the Road and Racing forums...

Occurences of "Jesus": 329 threads

Occurrences of "botto": 500 threads.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I'll just drink my Shiraz instead. :D

I just did an interesting search of the Road and Racing forums...

Occurences of "Jesus": 329 threads

Occurrences of "botto": 500 threads.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I'll just drink my Shiraz instead. :D

Btw, searches return a max of 500 threads...

This is getting kind of gruesome which is always nice. Perhaps there is a way to factor in some Vlad the Impaler action here. I was going to post some graphic details, but I can't do it.

I don't want to get banned myself. Who would bring back Botto?

I just did an interesting search of the Road and Racing forums...

Occurences of "Jesus": 329 threads

Occurrences of "botto": 500 threads.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I'll just drink my Shiraz instead. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/JohnLennonLive.jpg

"I don't know what will go first, Botto or Christianity. Botto's more popular than Jesus now."

This is getting kind of gruesome which is always nice. Perhaps there is a way to factor in some Vlad the Impaler action here. I was going to post some graphic details, but I can't do it.

I don't want to get banned myself. Who would bring back Botto?


Sacrifice yourself. I'll vouch for you in your absence.

Sacrifice yourself. I'll vouch for you in your absence.

That would be Weeniecide. I'm not that depressed yet.

But give me a few more days here on BF which has been turned into a Bottoless Pit.

And just to further skew the Botto/Jesus search results:

Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto BottoBotto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto BottoBotto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto Botto

Jesus

^^^You're insufferable.

:beer:

PC, this thread already came up as a hit, but your efforts are admirable. :D :beer:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/JohnLennonLive.jpg

"I don't know what will go first, Botto or Christianity. Botto's more popular than Jesus now."

My cousin? Jesus (pronounced hey-zuse) Lopez...No Jesus is still more popular than Botto.

I just did an interesting search of the Road and Racing forums...

Occurences of "Jesus": 329 threads

Occurrences of "botto": 500 threads.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I'll just drink my Shiraz instead. :D

I'm not surprised ole botto got (temporarily) banned, but what does surprise me is patentcad sporting an avatar.

botto should come back one day before Easter, just to get a leg up on Jesus and steal some of the thunder from that tiring old resurrection gag. :D

In the meantime, let the hedonism begin!!!:


Assos blows
Pinny!, Pinny!!, Pinny!!!
America is great
The Violent Femmes rule

Assos blows
Pinny!, Pinny!!, Pinny!!!
America is great
The Violent Femmes rule


Dario Pegoretti is an artistic genius!!!

:D

I'm not surprised ole botto got (temporarily) banned, but what does surprise me is patentcad sporting an avatar.

botto should come back one day before Easter, just to get a leg up on Jesus and steal some of the thunder from that tiring old resurrection gag. :D

In the meantime, let the hedonism begin!!!:


Assos blows
Pinny!, Pinny!!, Pinny!!!
America is great
The Violent Femmes rule


I don't see anything wrong with this list. Assos is so overpriced that it does blow. Pinny is a perfectly good nick name for Pinarello (like Campy). America is great...crappy leaders right now but the country is great. The Femmes may not rule but they sure don't suck either.

Best beer ever...

http://40ouncebeer.com/extrapicts/generic.jpg

in a Cycling Seance today I communicated with our departed brother Botto (dear brother is optional, some of you can't stand Botto). He says 'Hi' to all of you, regards from Marco (Pantani) and Marilyn (Monroe) and not to worry, he's in a better place. I told him that was no great friggin stretch since the mortal coil he left behind was Bike Forums. The Spirit's only response was:

'correct'.

That is all. You may now resume your normal bike dweeb musings.


Hey, can you contact Merton? The Foo wants to know.

Dario Pegoretti is an artistic genius!!!

:D

Okay you must step away from the meds. I know that oxiconten is probably a wonderful high, but this kind of out burst is proof you can't control your habit.

Jesus is still more popular than Botto.

Not on the godless pit of depravity known as Bike Forums.

Not on the godless pit of depravity known as Bike Forums.

No just in East L.A. ;)