Foo - I need a &#$%@ drink! (long rant about my evening...)

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cuda2k
03-26-07, 06:25 PM
8 hrs at the office, on a Monday, just the kind of day where you want to come home and relax. But no, I have a project for one of my classes due tomorrow evening so I have to work on that, so I can work on the OTHER project for the OTHER class all day tomorrow (my only day off work this week). I get home, tired, but in decent spirits. Check the mail, was hoping my probikekit order would arrive, but not today. Hopefully tomorrow I suppose.

Then on to the apartment. Say hello to my wife, and eye the brown package on the coffee table, ah, at last, the cambriabike order I placed on FEBURARY 19th finally arrived. So much for the Park TM-1 to only hold up shipment by 7-10 business days. :rolleyes: I open up the package, check out the Park Tool, a tension meter so when I try building my next set of wheels I don't screw them up. Then on to the other half of the order, the spokes I need for said wheels. I see one bound set of spokes, pull them out and lay them on the table, then the spoke nipples... nothing else in the box. "Well, maybe they put the two sizes in one bundle, leaving me to separate them, thanks..." I take the rubber band and sticker bound bundle apart and start comparing spoke lengths... they're all the same. And that's when I notice that the length of the spokes looks a bit short. I take a closer look at the invoice... then the sticker I'd taken off the spokes. 259mm. #$%&@! I ordered 295 and 293mm!

So I call Cambria Bike. This is the SECOND time they've sent me something other than what I had intended to order. The first time I could take half the blame on, there was no photo of the actual item, but their description was WAY WAY WAY wrong. But that's another story. In any case, the customer service rep was nice enough, and I didn't take out the blunder on him. He even kinda did a "wtf" pause when he noticed that there were two lines of 259mm spokes on the invoice. Somewhere between order and invoice the numbers went screwy. So they reserved the spokes I needed, and said they would refund my return shipping. That at least made me decently satisfied, even though it's going to be another week or two before these wheels are built (first attempt was some time in January I think, but that too is another story).

At this point dinner is ready, my wonderful wife made a very tasty pot roast with mashed potatoes. Yummy! If anyone is looking for a good cookbook, the America's Test Kitchen Family Cookbook is where it's at. It even makes me look like a decent cook! :)

Now the evening goes rotten for me. You see, I have this laptop. A laptop I bought in Feb of 2003. I had bought the extended warranty on it through OfficeMax's MaxAssurance program. I worked for OfficeMax at the time and had sold plenty of these plans to customers left and right, especially on laptops because I knew they were one of those items "I would buy them on." Well the laptop turned out to be a lemon from about mid 2005 to present. I use the computer for school and on occasion work as well. I use the laptop every day for class notes, projects, etc for school. So going without one for 10 days is difficult, longer near impossible. I suffer through parts of semesters with laptop issues, send it in multiple times during breaks, rarely getting much satisfaction from the repair people. If you ever have to send a laptop in for repair, refuse to send it to MicroMedics. If you looked up Illiterate Incompetent Halfwits, I wouldn't be surprised to find their name.

Anyways, I'd sent it in on the last time on Feb 12th of 2007, it was supposed to just be a lemon verification, meaning that I'd sent this POS in for repair so many times, that MaxAssurance is supposed to give me my money back this time. No more fixing it, just verify that it's busted still and get the check process moving. I said that, more than once, on more than one piece of paper, I old MicroMedics not to send the laptop back to me, not to try to fix it, and if they had any questions contact me (with full contact information in more than one place!) Of course this was the second attempt at trying to collect on the lemon clause, or actually, I guess this is technically the 3rd call with that aim. Regardless, the MaxAssurance people assured me that if I sent it in to MicroMedics they'd handle it. Well, about 7-8 days later I get a box back from UPS. With a laptop inside, my same laptop, which they attempted to fix.

Problem 1: mouse button failure, they replaced mouse paid assembly, mouse button working LESS than when I sent it in.

Problem 2: Power connector short, replaced connector, appears to be working so far...

Problem 3: Machine hard locks, NOT Hard drive, NOT Ram, they replaced the Hard Drive. :mad:

Problem 4: They sent the #$%@ thing back to me!

Oh, by the way, getting it back was a week ago's fun... now is when today's fun starts. I call up MaxAssurance to tell them their good for nothing contracted out repair people are illiterate halfwits. I figure I've beat on enough of the rank and file customer service reps in my dozen or so phone calls over the years, so I ask to talk to a supervisor. I get the guy on the phone, explain the situation. He looks at the records, then hits me with this:

"Well it appears that your service contract ran out in Feb of 2006, and the last action I see on this is from Feb of 2006 as well." "Um, I'm sorry, but I renewed that contract before it ended, around January of last year," I state, "Please check again, additionally I had this laptop in for repair as late as last month." He continues to state that they can't find my renewal, nor the latest repair information. I give him the invoice number that I have sitting in front of me, written down in a pen ink that I know is recent, right next to the names of the CS reps that I spoke to in the same ink. He continues to state that invoice was from 2/06, not 2/07... great. And still, my contract is out of date. I get fed up trying to tell him that I find it hard to believe what he's telling me and tell him I'll call back.

Dig up the invoice, with that same number, with a date of, big surprise, 2/12/2007. So with the MicroMedics invoice in front of me, I call back, this time just talking to a customer service rep, the supervisor I'd deal with again later if needs be. I want to see if someone else can find this missing information. Nope, not showing up for them either. Their system has not only lost my renewal information (which apparently was there the LAST time I called because they had to locate it after realizing this laptop was over 3 years old, the term of the first contract) but also was dating calls as 2006 instead of 2007. Oh yay! So not only am I not getting anywhere with getting my money back on this thing, now they say I haven't called in the last year, nor have a valid contract! :fight:

After much explaining with the customer service rep, she sends off the whole mess to their research department peoples for review. She says that it usually takes a day or two to get back from that and to call back. She's been nice enough, and "understanding" to my situation (I'm sure they are to everyone, it's their job to defuse upset people with broken s***.) so I let her go, promising (or should it be vowing) to call wed or Thursday. I'm fuming on the inside, can't believe their system is so damned stupid to loose stuff, able to have wrong dates, I write code for a living and could probably write a better system asleep or drunk, or both.

Lastly, I call in my secret weapon, you see, as I said, I worked for Office Max. I just hoped some of the Managers who were there when I was still work at my old store. And sure enough, Shane was on duty when I called. He's going to see about getting a more direct line to someone in MaxAssurance for me. Or at the very least, I can express my very very very very very strong dissatisfaction for the position I'm placed in and how I highly doubt I could ever recommend MaxAssurance products to anyone ever again (and yes, I don't, no way no how no more). I bought a new laptop back at the latest round of this saga, in Janurary, right before the Vista release, so I got one with XP on it. From Circuit City. Who has an in house repair shop, so at least when someone's being a halfwit, I can go call that to their face and deal with them in person.

Oh, and now, I am going to find that drink. If you're still reading, thanks for letting me vent. :)


VegaVixen
03-26-07, 06:47 PM
Here, baybuh, have ya some CatDaddy and a Vega-hug ((hug)). :D And let me know if you need me to go open up a can of VegaVixenWhupass on somebody. :)

red house
03-26-07, 06:53 PM
I once spilled coffee on my laptop - which caused the mouse pad and the L, G and caps lock keys not to function properly. I took it in to the geek squad at best buy (where I bought) -explained that I wanted to buy a new keyboard - since everything else appeared to work fine. The computer came back three weeks later and it didn't work at all. Sent it back with instructions that it just be returned in the same condition that it was in when it had been sent out.. two weeks later I got a quote for repairs that cost $900 - only $100 less than what I had paid for it new, and $150 more than what that laptop was currently priced at.. I said ''no, you don't understand, it worked fine before I sent it out - only the L, G and caps lock keys were messed up - but it worked. Pls, just undo whatever you did to make it not power on anymore'' .. So a very long story short, I never saw that computer again.. ever. Oh, well.


cuda2k
03-26-07, 06:54 PM
http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/Big-Titos-Vodka-Bottle-thumb.jpg + http://www.aussiefavourites.com.au/cornershop/images/schw_tonic125.jpg + a taste of lime.

Mariner Fan
03-26-07, 06:58 PM
Woof, that's a long rant. Better have a couple of drinks Jon! :beer:

Lecterman
03-26-07, 07:05 PM
Send some Tito's my way!!

Jerseysbest
03-26-07, 07:28 PM
http://www.paplate.lv/bildes/Bacardi-Light.jpghttp://www.pgcps.org/~math/Pictures/plus%20sign.gifhttp://images.acmehardware.com/200x200/6039903.jpghttp://www.pgcps.org/~math/Pictures/equal%20sign.gifhttp://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/t4bd/PartyHats-m.jpg

cuda2k
03-26-07, 09:08 PM
jersey - that's not very nice. Tisk Tisk. (Down's the last of my drink)

Jerseysbest
03-26-07, 09:16 PM
jersey - that's not very nice. Tisk Tisk. (Down's the last of my drink)

haha what?

jsharr
03-26-07, 09:17 PM
Dude, I had to drink all the beer in the fridge to get through your rant. Now I am too drunk to drive over to your place with this bottle of Titos. Guess I will just drink it myself.

cuda2k
03-26-07, 09:18 PM
Dude, I had to drink all the beer in the fridge to get through your rant. Now I am too drunk to drive over to your place with this bottle of Titos. Guess I will just drink it myself.

Oh you dirty SOB! Get on that bike and ride over here if you have to, in the rain if it's still going, I'm low on titos and need MORE! And don't say you can't ride drunk, I've seen you ride, you have to be drunk half of the time to be that slow. :p

jsharr
03-26-07, 09:20 PM
Oh you dirty SOB! Get on that bike and ride over here if you have to, in the rain if it's still going, I'm low on titos and need MORE! And don't say you can't ride drunk, I've seen you ride, you have to be drunk half of the time to be that slow. :p
No Titos for you my smart mouthed amigo. Not until you learn to slow down and respect your elders.

cuda2k
03-26-07, 09:21 PM
I respect those who can stick to my wheel. :p

(and those who can't, but are way too much fun to mess with too)

SpiderMike
03-26-07, 09:44 PM
Dude that totally sucks. I hope your bad hoho, mojo, or whatever goes away. Especially by the time the TX jerseys are done. If it ain't, then we'll have a bunch of drunk Texans posting on the forums, or worse banned.:eek:


I respect those who can stick to my wheel. :p

(and those who can't, but are way too much fun to mess with too)

Hmmm, so what are you saying Cuda? Is Jsharr is a wheelsucker? :D\\ Edit: Does this flatlander need to come up there so he can beat someone in the hills?

cuda2k
03-26-07, 09:50 PM
Dude that totally sucks. I hope your bad hoho, mojo, or whatever goes away. Especially by the time the TX jerseys are done. If it ain't, then we'll have a bunch of drunk Texans posting on the forums, or worse banned.:eek:



Hmmm, so what are you saying Cuda? Is Jsharr is a wheelsucker? :D\\ Edit: Does this flatlander need to come up there so he can beat someone in the hills?

You know, now that you mention it, it was MY jersey design that got delayed 3 weeks due to design issues...

Spider, you're welcome up this way any time you want. We're always looking for a good excuse to get out for a ride, and having BF member in town is about as good as it gets. So get yourself on up here. :D

wethepeople
03-26-07, 09:52 PM
http://andrew.stottsan.net/photography/images/DSC_9355.jpg

Straight from the bottle.

VegaVixen
03-26-07, 11:27 PM
You bunch of pansies in Texas. Quit postin' to this thread at 11:52am EDT. It's now 1:34am. What? Y'all pass out already? <snickerin'> They must needs 'em some CatDaddy to teach 'em some stamina. :D

Edit: Joe is now off by 7 minutes! WTH is happenin' in Utah? <very curious but afraid-to-really-know Vega look>

Nicodemus
03-27-07, 03:14 AM
Negroni:
1/3 di Gin
1/3 di Vermouth rosso dolce
1/3 di Bitter Campari

I've never had more than 3 in one sitting. Enjoy.

catatonic
03-27-07, 05:09 AM
Ugh....yep most extended service plans suck.

I'm more of a fan of debugging it myslf, buying the parts off Ebay, and then doing the part swap myself.

It's a huge PITA, but at least then I don't have to worry about people screwing things up worse.

Oh, and a small glass of Booker's. Straight, as any respectable liquor should be served :)

jsharr
03-27-07, 05:46 AM
Hmmm, so what are you saying Cuda? Is Jsharr is a wheelsucker? :D\\ Edit: Does this flatlander need to come up there so he can beat someone in the hills?I aint fast enough to be a wheelsucker.

jsharr
03-27-07, 05:49 AM
Morning Vega^^^^^ from your friendly local pansie.

Nicodemus
03-27-07, 06:02 AM
Ugh....yep most extended service plans suck.
Oh, is that what he's complaining about?

I never use "service plans", they do suck royally and are nothing but a rip-off.

Lesson learned, now next time some speccy turd tries to sell him that he'll get a swift kick in the nutsack instead.

blonduathlongrl
03-27-07, 06:36 AM
Woof, that's a long rant. Better have a couple of drinks Jon! :beer:
longgggg yes! sounds like my hubby:p
I didnt read the whole thing, but got the impression you need a hug:p
so here HUGE HUG!
ps( that's what I do with my hubby too, I dont listen the whole time but I do hug:))

cuda2k
03-27-07, 07:29 AM
:lol: Morning all, after downing a couple drinks I had to start working on all the school work I was supposed to be working on in the first place.

Yeah, it's a service plan, yeah, most of them blow. Well, they wouldn't actually be so bad if the people actually doing the work actually had a brain cell or two and would actually read. I shouldn't have expected much less really after past experiences, but like I have time in MY day to call up other people and tell them how to do their job. :rolleyes: I figured mentioning that I have a B.S. Degree in Computer Science and Software Engineering might actually make the halfwits sit up and take notice that I might actually know what I'm talking about. Guess not.

KT, yeah, if it were a desktop, I'd be working on it myself, because I've built all of my desktop PC's myself and can usually troubleshoot fairly easily. But dealing with laptops is another can of worms. Which was the reason for the service plan and letting someone else deal with it. Lesson learned there too... Next Laptop I buy will be expensed through which every job I have and I won't give a flying care when it breaks down. I'll just hand it to the IT dude and say, "find me another" like everyone else at my company.

cycle17
03-27-07, 07:41 AM
Wow! That was a long rant Cuda! But I feel your pain. I've been in a few situations like that...and they just plain frustrate the heck out of you. You're taking up drinking though....so you're on the right track!!:p :)

jsharr
03-27-07, 07:56 AM
Wow! That was a long rant Cuda! But I feel your pain. I've been in a few situations like that...and they just plain frustrate the heck out of you. You're taking up drinking though....so you're on the right track!!:p :)
Yeah, he drinks like a fish but I can't get him to buy a Trek with Shimano on it!:D He has a Flyte and a Serrotta with Campy stuff and some other Euro frames with mixed Shimano, but not a full Shimano Trek. I think this explains why the Gremlins are screwing with his computers and erasing records at the companies he deals with and making his spokes come in the wrong length. Please help me convince him of the error of his ways and explain to him that the true road to enlightment can only be ridden on a Trek.

donnamb
03-27-07, 08:01 AM
Please help me convince him of the error of his ways and explain to him that the true road to enlightment can only be ridden on a Trek.
Um, no.

jsharr
03-27-07, 08:04 AM
Um, no.
Please, I said please, and I rarely say please! He will trust you, the blue star lends credibility.

cycle17
03-27-07, 08:46 AM
While I'm honored that you said please:eek: ....I am perfectly fine with someone not realizing that only by owning one of every cool Trek CF bike made in the last six years can one attain complete and absolute cycling nirvana!!:p ;) :D

cuda2k
03-27-07, 08:54 AM
Yeah, he drinks like a fish but I can't get him to buy a Trek with Shimano on it!:D He has a Flyte and a Serrotta with Campy stuff and some other Euro frames with mixed Shimano, but not a full Shimano Trek. I think this explains why the Gremlins are screwing with his computers and erasing records at the companies he deals with and making his spokes come in the wrong length. Please help me convince him of the error of his ways and explain to him that the true road to enlightment can only be ridden on a Trek.

For the Record, my 'Euro' frame has more Campy on it now than Shimano. :p And my vintage Shimano bike is all Shimano, and a japanese frame. :p :p

Mmmmmm.... Campy Happiness....

SpiderMike
03-27-07, 09:18 AM
I aint fast enough to be a wheelsucker.
I now have a clean monitor, thanks.

Thanks for the invite Cuda. My wife has been talking about doing a road trip... muwahahahahaha.


You bunch of pansies in Texas. Quit postin' to this thread at 11:52am EDT. It's now 1:34am. What? Y'all pass out already?
I wouldn't pick on any lightweights. They have the cheaper bar tabs.

VegaVixen
03-27-07, 11:25 AM
Heh, heh. When they pass out, I points to them, and leaves the bar. :D

root11
03-27-07, 06:13 PM
+1 on the america's test kitchen. Check out http://www.cooksillustrated.com/ same crew.

cuda2k
03-28-07, 10:58 AM
UPDATE ON THE LAPTOP:

Apparently the MaxAssurance people called while my wife was at home and left a message. Apparently their system as completely and totally lost my renewal of my contract and they still have no record of me calling this year other than 2 nights ago. WTF. They have an Invoice number that I gave them from the last time I sent it in on 2/07, couldn't they cross reference that with someone to verify that it was THIS YEAR! I'm tired of this crap, heads are going to roll. I don't care who's, as long as one of them coughs up some cash.

jsharr
03-28-07, 11:20 AM
I will give you $1.00 and Explody Pups head if it will make you feel better.

cuda2k
03-28-07, 11:42 AM
Add about 899 of those dollar bills and you can keep all of Explody Pup's body parts right where you have them.

I will be stopping at the Office Max in Lewisville where I purchased the laptop (and was employed at the time) this evening as I am headed in that direction anyways. Hopefully the manager there can lean on these MaxAssurance halfwits some more. Additionally I sent a lengthy email to the CSR@newcorp, stating my dissatisfaction.