Foo - GOD, the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster.

First the disclaimer: This is not meant to cause a religious debate, nor is it meant to insult anyone. It is supposed to be funny, but true when you think about it. It has the word GOD in it, but is not about religion. The term GOD is how ever or what ever you believe to be a supreme being or creator of the univers, etc. I am posting this here but if the mods./admin. see fit to move it to the Jokes & Humor forum, or GOD forbid the P&R forum, well that is their choice. But I do ask that it remain here.

Just one rule about this thread. No overly serious crap, ok? Let's keep it light & funny, if we can. If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

Now for the funny part:

GOD has got to be the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster. What I mean by that is look at the way he created the human body.

There are 2 things that come to mind when I say this.

They are:

1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.

2. Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

Talk about the ultimate joke on all mankind. I bet he's up there laughing his ass off about it.

Think about it for a moment before you respond.

Do you agree, disagree?

Can you think of anything else where GOD could be considered a joker in the creation of the human body?

Discuss please.

First the disclaimer: This is not meant to cause a religious debate, nor is it meant to insult anyone. It is supposed to be funny, but true when you think about it. It has the word GOD in it, but is not about religion. The term GOD is how ever or what ever you believe to be a supreme being or creator of the univers, etc. I am posting this here but if the mods./admin. see fit to move it to the Jokes & Humor forum, or GOD forbid the P&R forum, well that is their choice. But I do ask that it remain here.

Just one rule about this thread. No overly serious crap, ok? Let's keep it light & funny, if we can. If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

Now for the funny part:

GOD has got to be the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster. What I mean by that is look at the way he created the human body.

There are 2 things that come to mind when I say this.

They are:

1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.

2. Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

Talk about the ultimate joke on all mankind. I bet he's up there laughing his ass off about it.

Think about it for a moment before you respond.

Do you agree, disagree?

Can you think of anything else where GOD could be considered a joker in the creation of the human body?

Discuss please.
God gives men the drive to procreate with every woman on the planet if he can, and then makes this a sin?:eek:

GOD.. this thread sucks. oh, yeah. . it's foo.

1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.
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No, see, the problem is that most men hit their sexy peak between 40 and 50, so most women are at the height of sexual response around that time.

All the ladies I know seem to be hitting their sexual peak between the ages of 19-21. ;)

Women are 3 times more verbal than men

Men are 3 time more likely to go deaf than women

I think men and women can be quite sexually compatible, if they communicate. After a certain age, some men can't get it up, some women find it too painful. But up to a point.... <shrug>

It's obvious God has a sense of humor, after all, she made men :p

Women are 3 times more verbal than men

Men are 3 time more likely to go deaf than women

coincidence? maybe, maybe not............

It's obvious God has a sense of humor, after all, she made men :p

Yeah but she made men so women could have someone to kill spiders, open jars, ***** at & screw with. :eek:

Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?

I think that the ultimate sign that God has a sense of humor is the platypus!
Why else would he create a venomous beaver with a duck bill that lays eggs?
http://rainforest-australia.com/platypus_good.jpg

Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?

Depends, are they pets or pests you want to get rid of?

Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?
Care to hold my "platypus" Stacey?:eek:

Consider the garden of Eden. If God didn't what Adam and Eve to eat the fruit from that particular tree, then why did he put the tree right there? Innocent abd naive A&E, having never been lied to before so they wouldn't have even understood the concept of deceipt, completely lacked the intellectual or emotional skills needed to resist the wiley snake. Could have used some help here, Big Guy.

When we think we know the most, we know the least. When we know more, we start to understand how little we know, and when we know the most, we retire to not use it anymore.

Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.


You are mistaken. Those are two adjacent recreational facilities.

However, only GOD would create a subset of mankind that was so hung up on some repressed puritanical Freudian notions of "pleasure" and "sin" (to say nothing of "cleanliness") that they would shun their very own erogenous zones.

I think that the ultimate sign that God has a sense of humor is the platypus!
Why else would he create a venomous beaver with a duck bill that lays eggs?


Because he didn't think you'd find a mate otherwise?

Because he didn't think you'd find a mate otherwise?
My wife is so gonna kick your arse when I show this to her! And watch out for her bill, it will leave a mark!:D

In the immortal words of Robin Williams, "He has a sense of humor, look around you!"

Depends, are they pets or pests you want to get rid of?

Pets, of course!

Care to hold my "platypus" Stacey?:eek:
Not the one eyed platypus! :eek:

He invented Surfing, and made the Gulf of Mexico flat as a lake.

To steal a concept from Jimmy Buffett, the big guy must really get a kick out of the "fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning".

Pets, of course!


Sure I'll hold them, so long as they do not bite. I'm guessing they don't. I like pet rats.

He invented Surfing, and made the Gulf of Mexico flat as a lake.

To steal a concept from Jimmy Buffett, the big guy must really get a kick out of the "fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning".
the surf board was just his first iteration of the windsurfer. The Gulf of Mexico, esp. Corpus Christi area is windsurfer paradise!

If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

How would you delete it?

Not the one eyed platypus! :eek:

No that's play with puss. :eek: ;)

Not the one eyed platypus! :eek:
He would not let you hold him again, I mean you poked one of his eyes out last time! Feel free to look around and choose another one though. And do not poke my platyp EYE this time.

http://www.rw.ttu.edu/wilde/images/Platypus%20viewing%20platform.JPG

:roflmao:

:lol:

jsharr, you're like the ultimate joker, jokester, and prankster. :D

OMG! Does that mean...?! :eek:

1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.
I remember a comedian once making a joke about this years ago.

It went something like:

God's greatest practical joke was making men hit their sexual peak at age 18, and women at 40, but making women always go after older guys.

jsharr, you're like the ultimate joker, jokester, and prankster. :D

OMG! Does that mean...?! :eek:


You got me thinking VV. I think I found some proof!

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/SpydaMike13/jsharrPlatypusviewingplatform.jpg

edit: who needs photochop when you have mad mspaint skills.

:roflmao:

Apparently it means that I am caged up with a bunch of dirty platypi being observed by some college kids!!!

Apparently it means that I am caged up with a bunch of dirty platypi being observed by some college kids!!!

Wasn't that funny? Sigh.... should have known watching all that Monty Python on PBS at 2 in the morning after consuming 6 or more Lone Star would have warped my head.

Wasn't that funny? Sigh.... should have known watching all that Monty Python on PBS at 2 in the morning after consuming 6 or more Lone Star would have warped my head.
If I only had a cup of coffee when I saw the result of your mad PS skillz we would be even, at least for today.:D Thanks for that.

Sure I'll hold them, so long as they do not bite. I'm guessing they don't. I like pet rats.
We have some that aren't too shy about sharing their teeth with you, seldom do they go for bone, others will kiss you.

Odd, most men don't care for rats and get all EWWWWWW RATS!!! when we have them out.

We have some that aren't too shy about sharing their teeth with you, seldom do they go for bone, others will kiss you.

Odd, most men don't care for rats and get all EWWWWWW RATS!!! when we have them out.

So is that how you tell whether or not a guy is right for you? How he reacts around your pet rats. BTW most women also get all EWWWWWWW RATS!!! too. When you say seldom go for bone does that mean they bite, puncture the skin to where it needs medical attention, but not stitches? Or do they just barely if at all break the skin?

So is that how you tell whether or not a guy is right for you? How he reacts around your pet rats. BTW most women also get all EWWWWWWW RATS!!! too. When you say seldom go for bone does that mean they bite, puncture the skin to where it needs medical attention, but not stitches? Or do they just barely if at all break the skin?

Stacey breeds Rodents of Unusual Size...

http://members.aol.com/caspirgost/rous.jpg