now you tell me the first line to your bar jokes....will ya?

There's a little boy with a bottle of turpentine...

How do you get a nun pregnant?

A three legged dog walks into a bar.

What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

Celine Dion walks into a bar...

A thread entitled "a horse walks into a bar" walks into the wrong forum. http://www.bikeforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=203

A horse walks into a bar. Ouch.

A blind guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Hey, didja hear about the blonde who . . . ."

A horse walks into a bar. Ouch.

Damn, I was going to do that one.

two boobs walk into a bar................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ...............................................................................thirty seconds late anna nicole follows................

now you tell me the first line to your bar jokes....will ya?

and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

How do you get a nun pregnant?

you f#$% her.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.........

A termite walks into a bar....

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other...

I would love to hear the end of that joke.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

A three legged dog walks into a bar.

What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Dress her up like an altar boy;

...and the sh!t faced drunk says to the priest and rabbi who are always at these bars, "look a six-legged dog!";

Ummmm...they're both helpless once you get them on their backs?



Say...isn't that Hortense over there?

A termite walks into a bar....
What you got against termites?