AJC
03-28-07, 03:20 PM
now you tell me the first line to your bar jokes....will ya?
Jokes & Humor - A horse walks into a bar....
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Stacey
03-28-07, 03:22 PM
There's a little boy with a bottle of turpentine...
jsharr
03-28-07, 03:24 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant?
A three legged dog walks into a bar.
What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A three legged dog walks into a bar.
What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
superdex
03-28-07, 03:24 PM
Celine Dion walks into a bar...
Portis
03-28-07, 03:25 PM
A thread entitled "a horse walks into a bar" walks into the wrong forum. http://www.bikeforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=203
Michigander
03-28-07, 03:26 PM
A horse walks into a bar. Ouch.
bikingshearer
03-28-07, 03:26 PM
A blind guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Hey, didja hear about the blonde who . . . ."
nobrainer440
03-28-07, 03:29 PM
A horse walks into a bar. Ouch.
Damn, I was going to do that one.
Damn, I was going to do that one.
AJC
03-28-07, 03:34 PM
two boobs walk into a bar................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ...............................................................................thirty seconds late anna nicole follows................
atomship47
03-28-07, 05:37 PM
now you tell me the first line to your bar jokes....will ya?
and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
atomship47
03-28-07, 05:39 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant?
you f#$% her.
you f#$% her.
Tom Stormcrowe
03-28-07, 05:40 PM
A dyslexic walks into a bra.........
caloso
03-28-07, 05:41 PM
A termite walks into a bar....
hockeyteeth
03-28-07, 06:13 PM
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other...
I would love to hear the end of that joke.
I would love to hear the end of that joke.
BroMax
04-02-07, 02:36 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant?
A three legged dog walks into a bar.
What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Dress her up like an altar boy;
...and the ***** faced drunk says to the priest and rabbi who are always at these bars, "look a six-legged dog!";
Ummmm...they're both helpless once you get them on their backs?
Say...isn't that Hortense over there?
A three legged dog walks into a bar.
What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Dress her up like an altar boy;
...and the ***** faced drunk says to the priest and rabbi who are always at these bars, "look a six-legged dog!";
Ummmm...they're both helpless once you get them on their backs?
Say...isn't that Hortense over there?
KingTermite
04-02-07, 03:12 PM
A termite walks into a bar....
What you got against termites?
What you got against termites?