Foo - How to talk my husband into ballroom dancing?

any suggestions?

None of my suggestions would be legal. :p

Blackmail. You live with the man. Surely you got some dirt on him.

Silk boxers? :rolleyes:

Withhold sex

Promise him sexual favors based upon his prowess on the dance floor. If he sucks, you don't, that sort of thing.

Tell him Stacy Keibler will be his dancing partner.

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http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2006-02/22175466.jpg
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Reminds me of my brother taking me to New Years party that his job was throwing. Ended up running into this lady who for half an hour had beem trying to entice her husband into dancing to no avail. She then attemted prevailing on some close friends to no luck. So guess who got roped into that one.

Yeah. Mr Mwuaseee-With-No-Dancing-Experience-Who-Now-Got-A-Crash-Course-In-Dancing.

It was both sad and annoying though that her life partner wouldn't dance with her. :( :cry:

Oh for the love of Elvis, lady, DON"T ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO BALLROOM DANCE.

If you do and he says yes, he will be asked to turn in his MAN CARD and will lose, among many MAN PRIVILEGES, the right to pee standing up, the right to belch with impunity, and above all, the right to make fun of ballroom dancing.

Bribe him with sex that you normally do not engage in. Something he has wanted to do but you are not opposed to it but would rather not normally do. Just follow through with it. Most men will always fall for that, but if you don't follow through with it, it will never work again.

Oh for the love of Elvis, lady, DON"T ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO BALLROOM DANCE.

If you do and he says yes, he will be asked to turn in his MAN CARD and will lose, among many MAN PRIVILEGES, the right to pee standing up, the right to belch with impunity, and above all, the right to make fun of ballroom dancing.
I don't think so :p You can still be a very manly man if you ballroom dance.

Bah. What kind of Man needs a Man Card, anyway? A Man does what he wishes, disregarding the judgement of others.

Oh, and I agree with N_C. Get that strap on hubby's always wanted you to get and go to town!

<slight hijack> Anyone seen this movie?:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005V1Y0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's the best weird, Australian ballroom dancing movie ever made, for sure. <slight hijack>

I don't think so :p You can still be a very manly man if you ballroom dance.
:roflmao:

I see your MAN CARD has already been stripped from your possession. No more urinals for you!

2 words....

Emitt Smith

nuff said....

Is this because of the stupid dancing wit the stars show. AH STUPID. (the show)

:roflmao:

I see your MAN CARD has already been stripped from your possession. No more urinals for you!
Yeah, but i Listen to Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and Pink to name just a few bands so I supposedly lost that card along time ago. :p Doesn't stop me though :D

Bah. What kind of Man needs a Man Card, anyway? A Man does what he wishes, disregarding the judgement of others.

Oh, and I agree with N_C. Get that strap on hubby's always wanted you to get and go to town!

She don't have to share the details, unless she wants to. ;) But one example could be if she does not normally perform oral sex or have it performed on her, but is not opposed to it, perhaps that would be one thing to bribe him with.

No. Strap-ons and caddle prods. There is no alternative.

No. Strap-ons and caddle prods. There is no alternative.

Obvioulsy we now know what you're into. Thanks for sharing. :eek:

Does anyone know if they make strap-on caddle prods?

He'll be a chick magnet. Ooh, he's your husband, oops.

Fitness?

Does anyone know if they make strap-on caddle prods?
How many can I put you down for?

make it a date night. we went to class as an alternative to dinner and a movie. it's fun. we didn't stick with it, but it's a hoot. there's a lot of talent to watch too. line dancing was more fun for me. yee haw!

make it a date night. we went to class as an alternative to dinner and a movie. it's fun. we didn't stick with it, but it's a hoot. there's a lot of talent to watch too. line dancing was more fun for me. yee haw!
That MANCARD return box is gonna get full quick.

She don't have to share the details, unless she wants to. But one example could be if she does not normally perform oral sex or have it performed on her, but is not opposed to it, perhaps that would be one thing to bribe him with.

....it always comes down to oral sex

She don't have to share the details, unless she wants to. But one example could be if she does not normally perform oral sex or have it performed on her, but is not opposed to it, perhaps that would be one thing to bribe him with.

....it always comes down to oral sex
I was going to tell him that only happens in pornos and on sitcoms :rolleyes: :p

You don't realize the sitcom that this place is. Our avatars are all that keep it from tipping over the edge into bad homemade pr0n.

you mean if i keep chasing and passing good looking women in cars, eventually one of them isn't going to roll down her window and beg for anal sex at the next rest stop?

You don't realize the sitcom that this place is. Our avatars are all that keep it from tipping over the edge into bad homemade pr0n.
You are inferring that there is good homemade porn. I hold that this cannot be true. Debate?

debate?

Tastes Great!


Less Filling!

you mean if i keep chasing and passing good looking women in cars, eventually one of them isn't going to roll down her window and beg for anal sex at the next rest stop?
.... Did i miss something or did you just start batting for the other team?

Oh for the love of Elvis, lady, DON"T ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO BALLROOM DANCE.

If you do and he says yes, he will be asked to turn in his MAN CARD and will lose, among many MAN PRIVILEGES, the right to pee standing up, the right to belch with impunity, and above all, the right to make fun of ballroom dancing.

Gotta strongly disagree with you there, hombre. I started ballroom dancing last October. Tell me what's so unmanly about dancing in a close hold with beautiful women in beautiful clothes? I'm a dancing fool, but if you want my man card you'll have to fight me for it. I'm convinced the only reason most men don't dance is lack of courage. If you're afraid to dance, turn in your own limp man card.

Question for the ladies: If a man asks you to waltz or salsa do you think he's a girly-man because he dances?

She don't have to share the details, unless she wants to. But one example could be if she does not normally perform oral sex or have it performed on her, but is not opposed to it, perhaps that would be one thing to bribe him with.

....it always comes down to oral sex

If not oral sex then bribe him with a 3 some.

.... Did i miss something or did you just start batting for the other team?

i bat for the same team i always batted for....(the title of this thread is a parody of the "How to talk my wife into biking?" thread)

wanna see my Man Card?

i bat for the same team i always batted for....(the title of this thread is a parody of the "How to talk my wife into biking?" thread)

wanna see my Man Card?
Okay. I guess i missed the giant </Parody> tag.

Does anyone know if they make strap-on caddle prods?

caddle: to hold close in an affectionate manner; hug tenderly; fondle

Now this does get interesting, doesn't it?

any suggestions?

Tell him it'll help pick up chicks.

The answer is easy. Tell him you're going anyway, and he can come and join, or sit at home and imagine you dancing with all these guys. He'll go - trust me.

And yeah I've seen Strictly Ballroom. Great movie. The lead male went on to play in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, too.


<slight hijack> Anyone seen this movie?:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005V1Y0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's the best weird, Australian ballroom dancing movie ever made, for sure. <slight hijack>

Nothing like a dinner/dance and a nice waltz or foxtrot with someone special. Ahh, sweet memories. Especially of the end of the evening.... ;)

Gotta strongly disagree with you there, hombre. I started ballroom dancing last October. Tell me what's so unmanly about dancing in a close hold with beautiful women in beautiful clothes? I'm a dancing fool, but if you want my man card you'll have to fight me for it. I'm convinced the only reason most men don't dance is lack of courage. If you're afraid to dance, turn in your own limp man card.

Question for the ladies: If a man asks you to waltz or salsa do you think he's a girly-man because he dances?
Lighten up, Francis.

:p

Bribe him

+1

caddle: to hold close in an affectionate manner; hug tenderly; fondle

Now this does get interesting, doesn't it?
Heh. Sorry, I'm a poor speller. I mean "coital prods."

Lighten up, Francis.

:p

i'm sorry...but that is soooo f***'n funny (lighten up francis....ha ha ha)

i'm still giggling about MR. RAY KWON DO

ha ha ha snort ha ha ha...giggle....

Heh. Sorry, I'm a poor speller. I mean "coital prods."

Oh, pup, stop hitting on everyone.

And remember, you gotta use some Udderly Smooth or Bag Balm to keep that avatar of yours from gettin' all chafed, you know?

Originally Posted by twahlcaddle: to hold close in an affectionate manner; hug tenderly; fondle

Now this does get interesting, doesn't it?


hmmmm....then what the heck does "cockle" mean?

seriously, fitness. ballroom dancing is highly demanding of all kinds of muscles. And the coordination aspect of it keeps your mind alive. My grandad did it amateur competitively, and he's always been hot to trot with all the ladies, he's still a jibber jabbering mentally alert, active fit man and he turns 90 next week.

Doesn't matter what type of dancing you do, if you do it women will want you and men will envy you. (alter as sexual preference dictates)

Oh, pup, stop hitting on everyone.

And remember, you gotta use some Udderly Smooth or Bag Balm to keep that avatar of yours from gettin' all chafed, you know?
1. My code of honor maintains that everyone be a target.

2. Whatever. I wrote the book on asterik maintenance! Well, it was more of a pamphlet. Actually it was a page in my diary. But it was detailed and jam-packed full of useful information... and cockle prods.

Men's figure skaters are some of the most fit, strongest, and have amazing endurance.

That, however, does not make up for the outfits.

Originally Posted by twahlcaddle: to hold close in an affectionate manner; hug tenderly; fondle

Now this does get interesting, doesn't it?


hmmmm....then what the heck does "cockle" mean?
Cockle is like a clam (Related to a Mussel):D