BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:16 PM
Well, do they?
Foo - If a tree smells in the forest, does anyone hear it?
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crtreedude
03-29-07, 12:19 PM
I am the local expert on trees so I will attempt to answer the question. Yes, you can hear a tree smelling - usually someone is alergic and starts to sneeze, and that you can hear.
explody pup
03-29-07, 12:20 PM
Why doesn't sound smell?
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:22 PM
Why doesn't sound smell?
Because the sound travels faster than the smell.
Remmber the speed of sound is about 3 times faster than the speed of smell.
Because the sound travels faster than the smell.
Remmber the speed of sound is about 3 times faster than the speed of smell.
explody pup
03-29-07, 12:22 PM
Because the sound travels faster than the smell.
Remmber the speed of sound is about 3 times faster than the speed of smell.
At standard conditions, yes. But what about at the bottom of the ocean?
Remmber the speed of sound is about 3 times faster than the speed of smell.
At standard conditions, yes. But what about at the bottom of the ocean?
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:23 PM
At standard conditions, yes. But what about at the bottom of the ocean?
There is no smell, because the bottom of the ocean is full of water.
There is no smell, because the bottom of the ocean is full of water.
explody pup
03-29-07, 12:25 PM
There is no smell, because the bottom of the ocean is full of water.
But what about where it's not?
But what about where it's not?
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:28 PM
But what about where it's not?
Then the smell is the winner, because you can't have sound and smell coming from the same place.
It's all part of the Uncertainty Principle.
Then the smell is the winner, because you can't have sound and smell coming from the same place.
It's all part of the Uncertainty Principle.
Gus Riley
03-29-07, 12:29 PM
If my wife says something to me and I do not hear her because I am not in the same room with her, did she say anything?
I contend she did not. :D
I contend she did not. :D
jsharr
03-29-07, 12:30 PM
If my wife says something to me and I do not hear her because I am not in the same room with her, did she say anything?
I contend she did not. :D
If you say something and your wife does not hear it, are you still wrong?
I contend she did not. :D
If you say something and your wife does not hear it, are you still wrong?
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:31 PM
If you say something and your wife does not hear it, are you still wrong?
Always.
Always.
explody pup
03-29-07, 12:31 PM
Then the smell is the winner, because you can't have sound and smell coming from the same place.
It's all part of the Uncertainty Principle.
But what if they're comming from separate, but identical sources at the bottom of the ocean where there isn't any water? What then, Professor Fancypants?
It's all part of the Uncertainty Principle.
But what if they're comming from separate, but identical sources at the bottom of the ocean where there isn't any water? What then, Professor Fancypants?
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:32 PM
But what if they're comming from separate, but identical sources at the bottom of the ocean where there isn't any water? What then, Professor Fancypants?
1/0 = Fail.
So, there.
1/0 = Fail.
So, there.
AJC
03-29-07, 12:32 PM
could we hear from Hellen Keller on this?
Cromulent
03-29-07, 12:33 PM
could we hear from Hellen Keller on this?
Why? She couldn't.
Why? She couldn't.
AJC
03-29-07, 12:34 PM
or so you THINK she couldn't
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:36 PM
That begs the question.
Could Hellen Keller smell?
Could Hellen Keller smell?
explody pup
03-29-07, 12:36 PM
Could Hellen Keller smell?
I guess it depends on how often she bathed.
I guess it depends on how often she bathed.
AJC
03-29-07, 12:36 PM
she could...but she couldn't describe it to you
Michigander
03-29-07, 12:42 PM
Yes they do, always.
The real question is, if a man says something in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
The real question is, if a man says something in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
jsharr
03-29-07, 12:45 PM
Yes they do, always.
The real question is, if a man says something in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
See posts 10 and 11 for the definitive answer on this.
The real question is, if a man says something in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
See posts 10 and 11 for the definitive answer on this.
AJC
03-29-07, 12:45 PM
why aren't there any women in the SMELL threads?
kinda makes you wanna go "hmmmmmmm?"
kinda makes you wanna go "hmmmmmmm?"
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:46 PM
why aren't there any women in the SMELL threads?
kinda makes you wanna go "hmmmmmmm?"
Because women don't smell.
kinda makes you wanna go "hmmmmmmm?"
Because women don't smell.
jsharr
03-29-07, 12:47 PM
Because women don't smell.
You obviously date a higher class of women than I do. And by date, I mean pay. And by women, I mean hooker.
You obviously date a higher class of women than I do. And by date, I mean pay. And by women, I mean hooker.
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:50 PM
You obviously date a higher class of women than I do. And by date, I mean pay. And by women, I mean hooker.
Hooker? No...
"Escort" is more like it.
Are there any police officers on this forum? >.<
Hooker? No...
"Escort" is more like it.
Are there any police officers on this forum? >.<
AJC
03-29-07, 12:50 PM
looks like this thread is heading to the "oral sex" neighborhood
VegaVixen
03-29-07, 12:55 PM
Only if the tree is rotten and the wind blows through the few remaining leaves. Damn. That's not Foo logic. :eek:
BananaTugger
03-29-07, 12:56 PM
Only if it's rotten and the wind blows through the few remaining leaves. Damn. That's not Foo logic. :eek:
That's like you to show up after the fun is over.
And 56K is no excuse.
That's like you to show up after the fun is over.
And 56K is no excuse.
explody pup
03-29-07, 12:57 PM
looks like this thread is heading to the "oral sex" neighborhood
Foo is a strange little exception to Godwin's Law.
Foo is a strange little exception to Godwin's Law.
AJC
03-29-07, 01:03 PM
Foo is a strange little exception to Godwin's Law.
who's godwin? and did he smell?
who's godwin? and did he smell?
explody pup
03-29-07, 01:05 PM
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
For Foo, replace "Nazis or Hitler" with "oral or anal sex".
For Foo, replace "Nazis or Hitler" with "oral or anal sex".
explody pup
03-29-07, 01:07 PM
Or zombies. Maybe zombie oral sex. Pirate cheerleader zombie oral sex and pie baking competition...
explody pup
03-29-07, 01:07 PM
But, of course, ^^that's^^ only if jsharr or myself are involved.
Cromulent
03-29-07, 01:10 PM
Or zombies. Maybe zombie oral sex. Pirate cheerleader zombie oral sex and pie baking competition...
Do the Pirate cheerleader zombies bake the pies? Or are they used as an ingredient?
Do the Pirate cheerleader zombies bake the pies? Or are they used as an ingredient?
explody pup
03-29-07, 01:10 PM
Do the Pirate cheerleader zombies bake the pies? Or are they used as an ingredient?
Yes.
Yes.
VegaVixen
03-29-07, 01:11 PM
:eek: mmkaaaayyy.... <slinkin' out backwards, and cautiously>
jsharr
03-29-07, 01:11 PM
But, of course, ^^that's^^ only if jsharr or myself are involved.
you can have the anal sex part this time pup, since you did not share the pie last time.
you can have the anal sex part this time pup, since you did not share the pie last time.
Cromulent
03-29-07, 01:12 PM
Yes.
Excellent.
Excellent.
explody pup
03-29-07, 01:13 PM
you can have the anal sex part this time pup, since you did not share the pie last time.
The pie wasn't even that good.
The pie wasn't even that good.
jsharr
03-29-07, 01:14 PM
The pie wasn't even that good.
the anal sex was nothing to write home about either. the crust wasn't even flaky.
the anal sex was nothing to write home about either. the crust wasn't even flaky.
Gus Riley
03-29-07, 02:15 PM
If you say something and your wife does not hear it, are you still wrong?
Absolutely! :o
Absolutely! :o