Foo - how can i tell if i'm in love or just have the flu?

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AJC
03-30-07, 10:57 AM
???


Siu Blue Wind
03-30-07, 11:03 AM
Being in love doesn't make you throw up. At least for me...

Bob Ross
03-30-07, 11:04 AM
It's really hard to sport wood when you have the flu. Really hard not to when you're in love.


VegaVixen
03-30-07, 11:05 AM
I guess the puke would give it away.

AJC
03-30-07, 11:06 AM
it must be the flu, then

thank you dr

jsharr
03-30-07, 11:06 AM
Are you broke and pissed off? If you answer yes, you do not have the flu.

Velo Vol
03-30-07, 11:13 AM
Same difference.

Portis
03-30-07, 11:15 AM
Love will make you act badly while the Flu just makes you feel badly.

I am The Edge
03-30-07, 11:15 AM
It's really hard to sport wood when you have the flu. Really hard not to when you're in love.


can't argue with wisdom like that. :beer:

AJC
03-30-07, 11:15 AM
i aint broke (far from it), and i rarely get pissed off (lifes to sweet for that)....so...

VegaVixen
03-30-07, 11:20 AM
If you have a fever and feel lethargic, flu. If you have a fever and feel euphoric, you're in love.

At least that's what I seem to remember about it....

Air
03-30-07, 11:26 AM
http://reparent.blog.uvm.edu/images/HiStan.jpg

blonduathlongrl
03-30-07, 11:27 AM
there is no way to tell unless she dumps you, then you can find out if youll ever get over her or if youll be miserable for the rest of your life, try it!:p

AJC
03-30-07, 11:28 AM
there is no way to tell unless she dumps you, then you can find out if youll ever get over her or if youll be miserable for the rest of your life, try it!:p

thank you dr phil

ax0n
03-30-07, 11:32 AM
There is no flu there is only foo.

blonduathlongrl
03-30-07, 11:53 AM
thank you dr phil
how's that working for ya?;)

Pheard
03-30-07, 11:53 AM
Bdg can be my Dr. Phil anytime she wants. Just no talking please.

catatonic
03-30-07, 01:33 PM
You puke

a) if it's whether she's around or not, it's flu. Be a good littler germ factory and keep peopple from contact with you so the circle of ick can finally stop.

b) If it's when she's around, and you would rather pule again than have her there.....you probably don't like her all that much....onsider giving her a mosquito repelleant as a birthday present....that should do the trick

c) If it's when she's around, but you want to have her around anyways....it's love. You've been bitten, it's terminal....just accept it and go with the flow.

Ritehsedad
03-30-07, 01:43 PM
Yet another :roflmao: thread! :)

georgiaboy
03-30-07, 01:53 PM
Can you have Saturday night fever on a Friday night? :rolleyes:

VegaVixen
03-30-07, 02:14 PM
I don't know, jawjaboy, but when it happens on a Wednesday, it's called Humpday Fever. ;)

[Note to self: might be an interesting screenplay to write.]

TexasGuy
03-30-07, 02:22 PM
I guess the puke would give it away.
If one is puking one should get an EPT - you never know. :rolleyes:

VegaVixen
03-30-07, 02:30 PM
:roflmao:

Nicodemus
03-30-07, 03:02 PM
If you have the flu stuff oozes out your nose.
If you're in love...

explody pup
03-30-07, 03:03 PM
...it oozes into your nose?

Knock
03-30-07, 04:18 PM
if you're oozing stuff after being with a girl, i'd get tested

Ritehsedad
03-30-07, 05:06 PM
:eek:

Portis
03-30-07, 06:24 PM
if you're oozing stuff after being with a girl, i'd get tested

Unless you are with this one.

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/auntP20jemimaP20pancakeP20syrup%5Bekm%5D400x300%5Bekm%5D.jpg