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Silverserpent
03-30-07, 02:42 PM
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

Nicodemus
03-30-07, 03:05 PM
Witch doctor knew his stuff then. Cured that right up.
ax0n
03-30-07, 03:24 PM
I was gonna say... I'd bet he doesn't have the problem anymore

shakeNbake
03-30-07, 05:22 PM
To the ladies in Foo:

This is as far as we are willing to go, so please just fake it next time, OK.

Thanks,
shake
AtomicMongoose1
03-30-07, 05:36 PM
To the ladies in Foo:

This is as far as we are willing to go, so please just fake it next time, OK.

Thanks,
shake

Amen
blonduathlongrl
03-30-07, 06:12 PM
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
omg! another proof that men are the "superior" sex:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:p
VegaVixen
03-30-07, 06:21 PM
omg! another proof that men are the "superior" sex:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:p
+1 *high five*

I call this "the stupidity tax."
HigherGround
03-30-07, 07:10 PM
+1 *high five*

I call this "the stupidity tax."

Can u use smaller wurds so we no what u r saying?

The hedgehog calls it another reason not to go out drinking.
blonduathlongrl
03-30-07, 07:10 PM
Can u use smaller wurds so we no what u r saying?
:lol:
VegaVixen
03-30-07, 07:14 PM
I can't help but notice that the hedgehog wasn't physically harmed. That tells me one of two things.... :rolleyes:
SingingSabre
03-30-07, 09:05 PM
To the ladies in Foo:

This is as far as we are willing to go, so please just fake it next time, OK.

Thanks,
shake

Fauxgasm?
edp773
03-30-07, 09:49 PM
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
"

There's a Dr. Phil in Serbia too?