Craigslist

[LittleBigMan]

This one's too funny:

Hi!

I am a Nationally Certified Massage Therapist with over 20 years of experience. My website is...still under construction...

I would like to barter for:

Tattoos
Travel (lake cabin, beach place, etc.)
Printing
Clothing
Original artwork
Restaurant Meals
Gift Cards
Store Credit
Acupuncture, Hypnotherapy, Massage and Chiropractic
Concert and Theater tickets
1940s and 1950s furniture
new queen sized mattress
Moving company
Storage space
cleaning and organizing
car repair
facials/waxing
personal chef services
watch and jewelry repair
dragonfly eggs
isolation tank
vintage luggage
vintage sunglasses
vintage outdoor furniture (gliders, chairs, swings, rockers, especially metal, rattan or bamboo)
1940s - 1970s fabric
new stainless steel appliances
new and vintage area rugs
just about anything else

[LittleBigMan]

Or this one...

I am a female massage therapist and I need to have some dead shrubs removed from my yard and grass cut. This could be a regular thing. You can get free massage once a week in exchange for keeping my yard up this summer.

Or this...

Need a girlfriend. What do you need?

[LittleBigMan]

but this one takes the cake...willing to trade?

I have 1 male full blooded Miniature Schnauzer that is 10 weeks old and needing a good home. I am looking for a log splitter - 4 wheeler - dirt bike (motorcycle) or an old pick-up truck. He is very sweet and has been around lots of people since birth.