Vehicular Cycling (VC) - Somebody on BF gave me this. (April Fool's)

I'm not telling who. Aren't you jealous?

Aren't you jealous? Depends who it was. Edit: Congratulations. I'm assuming you'll be living in Portland while your spousal equivalent tests their skills on the mean streets of Los Angeles?
John Forester? : p

Yeah, I'm jealous...how did they find the exact same ring I gave you? It was supposed to be a secret. This is just great, I spend a night in a mythical hospital and you go two-timing me before the virtual body even goes cold!

Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S. I thought the big stink was that this was to be a board for talking about VC?

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Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on

-D

Well, I'll tell you derath. It is really hard to ride VC with such a massive ROCK on my finger. I mean, if I signal, it blinds the drivers behind me and then they run into me. So I have to ride in the bike lane. Fortunately, the glare off it prevents people from inadvertant drift into me.

But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.

Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S.

Give a guy a blue star for a day and he turns into Stalin! :D

Yeah, I'm jealous...how did they find the exact same ring I gave you? It was supposed to be a secret. This is just great, I spend a night in a mythical hospital and you go two-timing me before the virtual body even goes cold!
Chip! I'm glad those glass balz of yours ain't busted. That'd put a damper on your riding, that's for sure.

Except from Milagro Beanfield War:

"Don't leave your shoes over on the floor, there. Scorpions. And when you use the outhouse, don't let your testicles swing up under the wood: Black Widows."

:D

Well, I'll tell you derath. It is really hard to ride VC with such a massive ROCK on my finger. I mean, if I signal, it blinds the drivers behind me and then they run into me. So I have to ride in the bike lane. Fortunately, the glare off it prevents people from inadvertant drift into me.

But today as I was riding with my betrothed, I wiped the sweat from my brow, cut my eyebrow on that sucker, fell into the broken glass in the bike lane, then was right-hooked as I lay bleeding surrounded by killer pine cones. I tried to give a steely-eyed glare, but the blood got in my eye.


Ah Diane, I thought you had me ignored all this time. I know I have said some mean things in the past, and I figured my apologies fell on deaf ears. Had I known I would have proposed long before this other guy...


Give a guy a blue star for a day and he turns into Stalin!

Where's my cat o' nine tails again...

Nah, honestly just tired and grumpy. My daughter turns 4 in 2 weeks and the way she has been getting up at night, I am praying she lives to see it.

-D

Chip! I'm glad those glass balz of yours ain't busted.
Give me a couple of weeks. I'll bust 'em.

Give me a couple of weeks. I'll bust 'em.
A couple of weeks?

That's what they said about the Civil War.

And the First World War...

And Stalingrad...

........

Better pack your winter clothes! :D

Shouldn't this be in foo? Or at least post it in A&S. I thought the big stink was that this was to be a board for talking about VC?

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Man I keep forgetting it is April Fools Day. Nevermind me, carry on

-D

This forum is FOO for the A & S crowd.