Jokes & Humor - how many people from this forum does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

1 to post how john forester would change a lamp
2 to argue about light bulb changing phobia
1 to argue that changing a light bulb 'vehicularly' is the only way
20 to argue for facilities for changing light bulbs
23 to argure that steel is real and real men use torches and candles
23 to argue that italian lamps are superior
23 to argue that japanese made lamps are superior
1 to note 'there is no spoon'

125 to argue about whether titanium or CF bulbs are lighter, which has a lower rolling resistance, and how many watts you save over using a steel or aluminum bulb.

At least 1 to post how he uses a niterider bulb system, complete with a mega battery pack in a water bottle mount, and how his system is superior to all other bulb systems on the market, and that this is the system you want!

...and another to post about how he makes his own bulbs with seconds from internet electronics clearing houses...