"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Why did THIS never get a caption contest??

For oh, 14 points.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/feb07/california07/california070/IMG_0414.jpg

because what the Chipotle dude did with the prop in an earlier photo was even worse...

"I don't care what Ferrari says, I'm not using the damn suppository"

"I don't care what Ferrari says, I'm not using the damn suppository"
:D :D :D :D Brilliant

"Try to beat this Boonen!"......... stuffing, gone to a whole new level.

http://www.lazerhelmets.com/site/uploadedImages/Add_Newsitem/20051426-54651.jpg

"Grrrrreat....thank you....why the hell did they give me this oversized sack of stovetop popcorn for a prize...."

I now understand what Cypress means by "one man sausuge fest"

"why'd they make me stand up now?!?!?!?"

"Oh, the huge manatee"

I have some ideas, but I will refrain. :-~

I now understand what Cypress means by "one man sausuge fest"
:lol: THAT"S a good one!

Icing it really does help the swelling.

because the Argyle is funnier.



fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.

^^ got any audio?

It is rare I will say this, but here goes.
(1) As you can all see, I am happy to be here
(2)

I was going to write some more but I think I'll stop here

"I knew Chipotle was giving us free burritos, but DAMN."

"Honey I brought home flowers, so are you ready to make up?"

In think he got the song wrong. It's supposed to be:

"1. Cut a hole in the box ..."

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Noone knew that this picture would capture his last moments before that freak lightning bolt jumped from the sky...

I didn't have any protection on me, but I did have some aluminum foil...

because the Argyle is funnier.



fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.

I thought that was Daniel Mangeas?

"Oh, no," he said. "I've got a bad case of podium erection. My argyle-encased weiner will surely be the subject of a BF caption contest. I'll never live down the shame. But wait! I'll just hold my sponsor's giant phallic burrito in front of the ol' privates, and ... there ... Dignity preserved! All the juvenile BFers will have to look elsewhere for their penis jokes this week. Whew. That was close."

That's one big HoHo.

OMG, yes. Good catch. You're right. Roakester is the Cardinal of A-m-e-r-i-c-a-n Announcers.
My bad.

That would make Daniel Mangeas the Pope.

Newsflash: Amgen ends sponsorship of Tour of California mid-race; Pfizer and Enzyte immediately "stand up" to fill some "big shoes" respectively.

One Slipstream rider to another, "It's bad enough that Vaughters is making us wear argyle, but I really wish he hadn't signed The Gallactic Prophylactic as a co-sponsor."

(Acknowledgements to Eddie Murphy and Saturday Night Live. Anyone else remember that skit?)

"I may not ride like Lance, but at least I have a [------]"

"I may not ride like Lance, but at least I have a [big dick]"

Being a lady is so 1950's.

"I may not ride like Lance, but at least I have a [------]"

*psssttt*

just so you know: contributions to a "caption contest" are supposed to be funny/amusing/witty.