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04-03-07, 10:36 AM
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of
the window and make 156 million people very happy."

trackhub
04-05-07, 06:18 PM
+1000!

svt4cam
04-05-07, 07:46 PM
Fantastic!!!!

scottogo
04-05-07, 11:55 PM
And the bills would land in the bushes

Elkhound
04-26-07, 02:40 PM
Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on a ship together. The ship starts to sink.

"Let the women on the lifeboats first!" says Carter.
"Screw the women!" says Nixon.
"I don't think there's time," says Clinton.