"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - I'm the guy.

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Cypress
04-05-07, 09:50 AM
I'm the guy that always starts the sprint WAY early and still wins.


Who are you?

bigskymacadam
04-05-07, 09:52 AM
... back here. still haven't crossed the finish line ..
bdcheung
04-05-07, 09:53 AM
I'm the guy who pulls the pack and then blows up.

bigskymacadam
04-05-07, 09:55 AM
okay. crossed the line 17th place. going to grab the camera to take pics of the higher cat races ....
El Diablo Rojo
04-05-07, 09:56 AM
I'm the guy who gets killed in the sprints but delivers much pain on the climbs then makes them cry like scared little children on the descents.
Pwnt
04-05-07, 09:56 AM
I'm the guy that doesn't know where he's going.
botto
04-05-07, 10:00 AM
I'm the guy who sounds like he's got a severe case of tourettes syndrome.
El Diablo Rojo
04-05-07, 10:00 AM
Cypress you are the guy who is/was 'Der Jan'....admit it you coward!
kensuf
04-05-07, 10:07 AM
I'm the guy who pulls the pack and then blows up.

You can't be him because I'm that guy. And I don't even race (except against my friends every T/H/Sa).
Cromulent
04-05-07, 10:11 AM
I'm the guy who has to work hard just to stay in the pack and hasn't yet seen the sprint.
caloso
04-05-07, 10:12 AM
I'm the guy who thinks he's going to bridge to the break but just ends up dragging the whole pack with him.
curveship
04-05-07, 10:13 AM
I'm the guy that gets told to STFU.
Cypress
04-05-07, 10:13 AM
I'm the guy that doesn't do Shiite at the front unless it's an extremely steep climb or within 700 meters to the finish.
DrPete
04-05-07, 10:14 AM
I'm the guy who doesn't know his role, so he tries everything.
celticfrost
04-05-07, 10:14 AM
I'm the guy your mother warned you about... you know, the guy w/ hairy legs and a triple.
Lithuania
04-05-07, 10:15 AM
pete

you are the guy on the pinarello
DrPete
04-05-07, 10:18 AM
^^ That one works pretty well... not many of them around, that's for sure.
Cypress
04-05-07, 10:19 AM
I'm the guy that farted near the front.
botto
04-05-07, 10:23 AM
I'm the only guy who speaks english as a first language.
GuitarWizard
04-05-07, 10:24 AM
I'm the guy who's drinking Fleet Phospho-Soda

:D
Second Mouse
04-05-07, 10:25 AM
I'm the guy that farted near the front.

Well, post #18 kind of explains post #1, doesn't it?
DrPete
04-05-07, 10:36 AM
I'm the guy that farted near the front.

You raced in Virginia and didn't even say hi?

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p85/dr_pete177/whofarted.jpg
Cypress
04-05-07, 10:37 AM
You raced in Virginia and didn't even say hi?

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p85/dr_pete177/whofarted.jpg


Can't you see the smug look on my face? (kid, far right)
celticfrost
04-05-07, 10:41 AM
Looks like The Cypress is in front of these guys as well:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j203/TeteDeCourse/2afe6dd3-9aba-47fc-98b0-dbdfa86b176.jpg
Cypress
04-05-07, 10:42 AM
Looks like The Cypress is in front of these guys as well:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j203/TeteDeCourse/2afe6dd3-9aba-47fc-98b0-dbdfa86b176.jpg


Roid farts don't mess around.
Lithuania
04-05-07, 10:42 AM
rasmussen has seen better days
botto
04-05-07, 10:42 AM
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8705/petelinezb3.jpg
superdex
04-05-07, 10:43 AM
I'm the guy who ends up leading the ride then gets the group off course. Happens. Every. Time.
Lithuania
04-05-07, 10:44 AM
im the guy that doesnt know what the heck im doing
DrPete
04-05-07, 10:44 AM
Can't you see the smug look on my face? (kid, far right)

Where???

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p85/dr_pete177/whofarted2.jpg
dmotoguy
04-05-07, 10:51 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/dylancivic/1-1.jpg
DrPete
04-05-07, 10:55 AM
Nah, I can't hang with those guys...

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p85/dr_pete177/lajancsccopy.jpg
damocles1
04-05-07, 10:59 AM
I'm like Charlie. When you guys are b*tching about the rain and cold, I'm out in the bush, getting stronger.
DocRay
04-05-07, 11:13 AM
I'm the guy who stores blood bags in Spain, but not for doping, ...for personal reasons.
pedex
04-05-07, 11:21 AM
im the guy that sends the clueless rookies in wrong direction when they ask for directions during the race in alleycats
TheKillerPenguin
04-05-07, 11:42 AM
I'm the tard that likes to go on solo fliers. A lot.
TheKillerPenguin
04-05-07, 11:43 AM
Roid farts don't mess around.
:roflmao: dude
EventServices
04-05-07, 12:09 PM
I'm slowly becoming the guy who used to be able to do half the stuff I tell you you're doing wrong now.
botto
04-05-07, 12:13 PM
I'm slowly becoming the guy who used to be able to do half the stuff I tell you you're doing wrong now.

Guess what?

we're going to yell at you!
CastIron
04-05-07, 12:16 PM
Based on club rides, I'm the guy who goes like hell out of the gates only to get swallowed and spit out the back of the pack some miles later. My record last season was 14 rolling miles to be caught. Really, that's all I've got. I still haven't learned.
waterrockets
04-05-07, 12:22 PM
I'm the guy who doesn't race much, but talks about it a lot.:mad:
hiromian
04-05-07, 12:26 PM
I'm the guy who hits the grass and my friends say, " Ayia, Oh No"
DrPete
04-05-07, 12:31 PM
I'm the guy who hits the grass and my friends say, " Ayia, Oh No"

:roflmao:

"Aiyaah... Oh no..."

Just had to watch it again... :D
Pizza Man
04-05-07, 12:37 PM
I'm the guy with the crazy hair who climbs like a man possessed.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/cphippsrun/sanbruno2007.jpg
hiromian
04-05-07, 12:38 PM
:roflmao:

"Aiyaah... Oh no..."

Just had to watch it again... :D
Bend your elbows man.
hiromian
04-05-07, 12:39 PM
I'm the guy with the crazy hair who climbs like a man possessed.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/cphippsrun/sanbruno2007.jpg
Glad you race far better than you look. Nice hair. :D
superdex
04-05-07, 12:42 PM
I'm the guy who would probably do this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QF4G5j1kEv4
DrPete
04-05-07, 12:43 PM
Bend your elbows man.

...To better absorb the shock from the curb? ;)
octaneTom
04-05-07, 12:47 PM
I'm the lurker recovering from major knee surgery (http://www.carticel.com/medprof/aboutcarticel/aboutcarticel.asp), who's really anxious to get back on my bike, reading this forum obsessively and getting inspired to try racing as soon as I can since I'm thinking my running career is probably over.
substructure
04-05-07, 12:54 PM
I'm the guy who just started racing and wondering wtf I got myself into.