Click this, you wont.

[KinetikBiker]

So i was checking my other e-mail for the first time in like 2 weeks today and i had like 300ish bikeguide thread topic notification things and since i haven't logged on in forver i decided to go have a look see at the new threads. NOTE: I didn't sign in or post, i kept my dignity.

So i found this one which single handedly made me change my views to more positive ones on bikeguide.

Funniest thread ever. I still can't stop laughing at some of the replys and i'm not even done reading through it.
http://www.bikeguide.org/forums/showthread.php?t=107662


Also, on a side note i rode all day today despite the fact that we had weird kinda chilly weather and i hated it. My friend and i finished the second jump in my/our line. Our mainline is done up to the last lander as well. I'm very happy.

[eightdip]

Kinetiklife, always a hoot

[eightdip]

Haha just read the thread, made me piss my pants. Not literally mind

[MadMan2k]

Yeah, that thread is great... I'm sure it's fake, but it's funny as hell.

[FitRider 921]

I don't know if it's fake... but if it isn't, the kid needs to be beaten.

It's really funny.

EDIT: I just saw a post of a guy who said he waited 5 months, as if it wasa super long time.

[KinetikBiker]

I'm surpised the Ti Grim Reaper bike check kid couldn't keep his thread but this kid asking for girl helps can!

Either way...it's supposed to snow here tonight...in April....Whatthe****.

GHEYYYYYY. It better not.

[tmowery18]

thats ****in hilarious. What is wrong with bike guide?..."NOTE: I didn't sign in or post, i kept my dignity." is there something I should know?

[FitRider 921]

Yeah, BikeGuide sucks.

[FitRider 921]

I read every post. Best thread I've ever read in my life.

[tmowery18]

yea i know. im still reading..its great!!

[MadMan2k]

It was his first post, but he acts like BG is his home. I'm betting it's Maurice Snail.

[FitRider 921]

Al Sharpton trying to prove that BMXers deserve to have the chance of having sex with whoever they want whenever they want?

[gnr rocker]

i like bg, mega cheap stuff in the sell swap.

[studot]

haha a hot 14 year old whats the world coming to

[KinetikBiker]

It was his first post, but he acts like BG is his home. I'm betting it's Maurice Snail.
Someone asked on like page 3 or 4 about cross checking ISP's but i was far too lazy or stupid to do that.


I bet it's one of the 'super OG' people there like you're saying.

[MadMan2k]

You'd need to be a mod to check IP's, letting everyone do that would be an insane security hole and privacy risk.

[KinetikBiker]

You'd need to be a mod to check IP's, letting everyone do that would be an insane security hole and privacy risk.
Bikeguide has like 20853647590581902512903751892675890643 mods anyways.

[BROCK SAMPSON]

I don't know if it's fake... but if it isn't, the kid needs to be beaten.

It's really funny.

EDIT: I just saw a post of a guy who said he waited 5 months, as if it wasa super long time.
it isnt?

[callumrides]

amazing thread. i want to see if this kid gets his end wet or not.

[KinetikBiker]

I read more of it last night. He is a good writer ahaha.

[mude]

and you're asking bikeguide for help?

oh man are you ****ed.
no pun intended.

i thought that part was funny

[KinetikBiker]

But, if I want to blow my load in her face, I want it to be like I have a Super Soaker CPS 2000, not a cheap ass $.50 squirt gun some 9 year old bought out of a junk machine.

I can't stop laughing.

[mude]

i can honsetly say though i didnt find it that funny.
didnt even break a smile.

the only part i foudn humorous was the "i was fingering her and her mom was standing int he doorway"