Road Bike Racing - Fleet is forming

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patentcad
04-11-07, 01:21 PM
I'm getting faster. My Zipps arrive later this week. I might wind up being a danger to someone other than myself.


Snicklefritz
04-11-07, 01:34 PM
If you would like to remove that danger, send me your Zipps. I will be happy to take on your "problem". lol.

'nother
04-11-07, 01:34 PM
Wow. That is a powerful endorsement for Zipp...product hasn't even arrived and you're already getting faster :D


Vinokurtov
04-11-07, 01:36 PM
20w just hitting the "Place Order" button.

DrPete
04-11-07, 01:38 PM
I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be... :D

:beer: :beer:

Snicklefritz
04-11-07, 01:42 PM
I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be... :D

:beer: :beer:


Why are you on BF when you are supposed to be in the operating room slicing and dicing?
I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.

DrPete
04-11-07, 01:43 PM
Why are you on BF when you are supposed to be in the operating room slicing and dicing?
I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.

Because I'm not... I'm working in a research lab these days. Working a regular 40-hour week feels like vacation.

Namenda
04-11-07, 01:48 PM
I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be... :D

:beer: :beer:


Could we try medical management first? I mean, come on...he did mention Fleet's.

patentcad
04-11-07, 02:19 PM
How many grams would a complete colonoscopy save? I'll consider it.

Unfortunately I would still be full of *****.

GuitarWizard
04-11-07, 02:31 PM
I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.

Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.

botto
04-11-07, 02:36 PM
I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.

Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.

please stop the 'over-sharing', please.

Cromulent
04-11-07, 02:56 PM
please stop the 'over-sharing', please.
At least he's getting closer to his ideal "i'll try racing weight". ;) :D

DocRay
04-11-07, 03:00 PM
I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.

Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.

....and who sez the intellectuals don't frequent bike forums..provocative and stimulating. Let's form small groups and discuss.

zzzwillzzz
04-11-07, 03:34 PM
20w just hitting the "Place Order" button.do i get to keep the 20w when my credit card is denied?:(

patentcad
04-11-07, 03:39 PM
It should be rather obvious that I merely started this thread as a pretext for flipping the 'Form is Fleeting' title around. I consider generating venues for meaningless BF banter a challenge to my bullsh!t skills. My refined NY bullsh!t skills I might add. As for being full of *****, I consider that a highly prized personal asset that far supercedes any silly amateur bicycle racing nonsense.

I need this place as an outlet for the endless stream of mental drivel that seeps out of my soggy brain. If you hadn't noticed.