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m00n
04-16-07, 10:14 PM
“Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live.”
- Mark Twain

"Bicycle riding as little as three miles a day will improve your sex life."
- Dr. Franco Antonini

"Don't buy upgrades; ride up grades."
- Eddy Merckx

“When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.”
- Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race."
- H.G. Wells

"Bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people."
- Chip Brown

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”
- Albert Einstein

“Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization”
- George Bernard Shaw

"Just as the ideal of classic Greek culture was the most perfect harmony of mind and body, so a human and a bicycle are the perfect synthesis of body and machine."
- Richard Ballantine

"The bicycle should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets."
- Christopher Morley

"Those who wish to control their own lives and move beyond existence as mere clients and consumers - those people ride a bike."
- Wolfgang Sachs

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
- Emo Philips

...and mine (below)

cooker
04-17-07, 10:09 AM
Albert Einstein didn't know about trackstands.

squeakywheel
04-17-07, 10:49 AM
Albert Einstein didn't know about trackstands.

If you go fast enough time will stand still. Voilla, track stand for people with large thighs and no balance.