Jokes & Humor - Funny graffiti--not obscene or hateful stuff

Look before you flush. You may have dropped your wallet.
Flush hard. It's a long way to McDonalds.
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
Here I sit all broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted.It doesn't have to be toilet stall graffiti. That's all I could think of.

a few of my favorites:

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

Here is my personal favourite,
Sex is bad,
Sex is a sin,
Sin can be forgiven so stick it in!

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Look before you flush. You may have dropped your wallet.


True story. My company moved to a new building with automatic flushing toilets. One of my co-workers was using the stall, and when he got up, his car keys fell into the bowl. He hesitated just long enough for the toilet to automatically flush his keys (probably to McDonalds). I've been cautious around all toilet bowls ever since...

Store 24:

Surveillance camera is for recreational purposes only.

My cousin peeled off the no diving sticker from the pool and stuck it on the basement toilet...it always makes me chuckle when i go for a pee

The above comment is great because I have a similar sticker in my bathroom......

When you go in my bathroom there is a placard that states:

"ATTENTION - Seat Belt Use Is Mandatory"

Under the edge of the cabinet...but the kicker is that you can only see it if you are seated on the bowl and going for the toilet paper..lol.

My friends and family all have a great sense of humor and love it. The funniest thing is when I have guests over and they come out of the bathroom with a puzzled look on their face. Humor at its best.

Be safe everyone,

-Danny ;)

Back in the day when we had a cigarette machine on campus, someone removed the notice "MINORS ARE FORBIDDEN to operate this machine" intact and put it on the underside of a toilet seat, so that it's visible with the seat flipped up.

Not particularly funny per se, but way back when I was an undergrad I lived for three years in an apartment that looked out over an old brick factory, along whose back wall was spray-painted in huge white letters

VIVA GUS Y KILGORE!

My favorite of all time:

Jesus is the answer!
What's the question?
Who was Felipe and Matty's brother?

You have to be old or a real basball fan to get it.

heres one that stuck out in my mind, and I'm not into what its about..

Beer was here, but now its not
We moved it to another spot
We left our mark to proove a point
Life aint **** without a joint..

it was under an overpass near a creek in Dublin CA

I had a friend who was a printer and had a contract to do the stickers on parking meters.

He put one on his work toilet that said along the lines of -

Fees
30c per 10 mins, max 1 hour
(Non-payment or overstaying time
will result in fine)

Another one by the flush mechanism he got from some kind of machine sticker -

Instructions
To operate machine slide upper bolt then
depress button after light comes on.
Pull lever when finished and close cover
to preven accidental restart.

I once pulled off the sticker in an aeroplane and put it on the dashboard of my 300zx reading -

In case of emergency
life jacket is under seat.

It's not graffiti, but...

I had a girlfriend years ago who had taken a sticker from a pump at a gas station, and put it up on the headboard of her bed. It said, "PUMP FIRST, THEN PAY!"

"Help fight poverty; throw crackers at homeless people"

On the condom machine at my college:
"This gum tastes funny"

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
DAM - Mothers Against Dyslexia

DAM - Mothers Against Dyslexia

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Here I sit all broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted.

Here i sit all broken hearted. Tried to **** but only farted.

Here I sit down & degraded, I wanted to **** but he masturbated. :)

Here i sit all broken hearted. Tried to **** but only farted.

Then one day....thought I'd take a chance. Tried to fart and **** my pants. :D

While driving on 495 towards Washington D.C. a very large Mormon temple comes into view. Some people have compared the size and looks of it to the emerald city in the wizard of oz...Anyway, someone spray painted "Free Dorothy" on the overpass.

I've always liked this one:

http://www.aufderaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/GodListensToSlayer.jpg

Above the urinal at the Annex in Solon, OH...

I F#&@ed Your Mom
Go home Dad, you're drunk

It's not graffiti, but...

I had a girlfriend years ago who had taken a sticker from a pump at a gas station, and put it up on the headboard of her bed. It said, "PUMP FIRST, THEN PAY!"

Utah girls...


I've always liked this one:

http://www.aufderaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/GodListensToSlayer.jpg

In the 80's, there was a Nike billboard in the bad part of Venice Beach (my mistake, there is no good part) that had an image of a guy running, and said "I run for fun". Naturally, someone crossed out he word "run" and replaced it with "kill".

The above comment is great because I have a similar sticker in my bathroom......

When you go in my bathroom there is a placard that states:

"ATTENTION - Seat Belt Use Is Mandatory"

;)

My brother took the sign from the top of a chairlift at a local ski resort.
He put in at the end of the hallway by the bathroom door,
It reads: PREPARE TO UNLOAD!

I had in my bathroom the sign for emergency brake next to the flush string.

and above the bed:

Stop!
Look!
Think!

This Is Dyslexia Of Borg
Fesistance Is Rutile
Your Ass Will Be Laminated

On a police billboard stating "were out in force"
Some one added

"To **** your children"
Offensive but hilarious

I know he's gotten a little played out but i still love it!

http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fat-lane.jpg

http://www.threerockmountain.com/banksy/banksy_photo_op.jpg

http://www.eliotgeorge.com/img/news/banksy.jpg

http://architecture.myninjaplease.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/banksy_whatareyoulookingatsmall.jpg