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BroMax
 
Look before you flush. You may have dropped your wallet.
Flush hard. It's a long way to McDonalds.
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
Here I sit all broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted.It doesn't have to be toilet stall graffiti. That's all I could think of.


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rollotheclown
 
a few of my favorites:

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I


dirtjumper66
 
Here is my personal favourite,
Sex is bad,
Sex is a sin,
Sin can be forgiven so stick it in!


daveloud
 
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Look before you flush. You may have dropped your wallet.


True story. My company moved to a new building with automatic flushing toilets. One of my co-workers was using the stall, and when he got up, his car keys fell into the bowl. He hesitated just long enough for the toilet to automatically flush his keys (probably to McDonalds). I've been cautious around all toilet bowls ever since...


jimisnowhere
 
Store 24:

Surveillance camera is for recreational purposes only.


timmyquest
 
My cousin peeled off the no diving sticker from the pool and stuck it on the basement toilet...it always makes me chuckle when i go for a pee


DMSPECIALIZED
 
The above comment is great because I have a similar sticker in my bathroom......

When you go in my bathroom there is a placard that states:

"ATTENTION - Seat Belt Use Is Mandatory"

Under the edge of the cabinet...but the kicker is that you can only see it if you are seated on the bowl and going for the toilet paper..lol.

My friends and family all have a great sense of humor and love it. The funniest thing is when I have guests over and they come out of the bathroom with a puzzled look on their face. Humor at its best.

Be safe everyone,

-Danny ;)


BroMax
 
Back in the day when we had a cigarette machine on campus, someone removed the notice "MINORS ARE FORBIDDEN to operate this machine" intact and put it on the underside of a toilet seat, so that it's visible with the seat flipped up.


Bob Ross
 
Not particularly funny per se, but way back when I was an undergrad I lived for three years in an apartment that looked out over an old brick factory, along whose back wall was spray-painted in huge white letters

VIVA GUS Y KILGORE!


Olebiker
 
My favorite of all time:

Jesus is the answer!
What's the question?
Who was Felipe and Matty's brother?

You have to be old or a real basball fan to get it.


Chris D.
 
heres one that stuck out in my mind, and I'm not into what its about..

Beer was here, but now its not
We moved it to another spot
We left our mark to proove a point
Life aint **** without a joint..

it was under an overpass near a creek in Dublin CA


mezza
 
I had a friend who was a printer and had a contract to do the stickers on parking meters.

He put one on his work toilet that said along the lines of -

Fees
30c per 10 mins, max 1 hour
(Non-payment or overstaying time
will result in fine)

Another one by the flush mechanism he got from some kind of machine sticker -

Instructions
To operate machine slide upper bolt then
depress button after light comes on.
Pull lever when finished and close cover
to preven accidental restart.

I once pulled off the sticker in an aeroplane and put it on the dashboard of my 300zx reading -

In case of emergency
life jacket is under seat.


Aloyzius
 
It's not graffiti, but...

I had a girlfriend years ago who had taken a sticker from a pump at a gas station, and put it up on the headboard of her bed. It said, "PUMP FIRST, THEN PAY!"


javna_golina
 
"Help fight poverty; throw crackers at homeless people"


cccorlew
 
On the condom machine at my college:
"This gum tastes funny"


KingTermite
 
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
DAM - Mothers Against Dyslexia


WalterMitty
 
DAM - Mothers Against Dyslexia

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers


timmyquest
 
Here I sit all broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted.

Here i sit all broken hearted. Tried to **** but only farted.


Stacey
 
Here I sit down & degraded, I wanted to **** but he masturbated. :)


Pwnt
 
Here i sit all broken hearted. Tried to **** but only farted.

Then one day....thought I'd take a chance. Tried to fart and **** my pants. :D


btoon
 
While driving on 495 towards Washington D.C. a very large Mormon temple comes into view. Some people have compared the size and looks of it to the emerald city in the wizard of oz...Anyway, someone spray painted "Free Dorothy" on the overpass.


wethepeople
 
I've always liked this one:

http://www.aufderaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/GodListensToSlayer.jpg


On Rails
 
Above the urinal at the Annex in Solon, OH...

I F#&@ed Your Mom
Go home Dad, you're drunk


Brian
 
It's not graffiti, but...

I had a girlfriend years ago who had taken a sticker from a pump at a gas station, and put it up on the headboard of her bed. It said, "PUMP FIRST, THEN PAY!"

Utah girls...

I've always liked this one:

http://www.aufderaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/GodListensToSlayer.jpg

In the 80's, there was a Nike billboard in the bad part of Venice Beach (my mistake, there is no good part) that had an image of a guy running, and said "I run for fun". Naturally, someone crossed out he word "run" and replaced it with "kill".


2slo2run
 
The above comment is great because I have a similar sticker in my bathroom......

When you go in my bathroom there is a placard that states:

"ATTENTION - Seat Belt Use Is Mandatory"

;)

My brother took the sign from the top of a chairlift at a local ski resort.
He put in at the end of the hallway by the bathroom door,
It reads: PREPARE TO UNLOAD!


scrapmetal
 
I had in my bathroom the sign for emergency brake next to the flush string.

and above the bed:

Stop!
Look!
Think!


Kotts
 
This Is Dyslexia Of Borg
Fesistance Is Rutile
Your Ass Will Be Laminated


owenh
 
On a police billboard stating "were out in force"
Some one added

"To rape your children"
Offensive but hilarious


maakuruii
 
I know he's gotten a little played out but i still love it!

http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fat-lane.jpg

http://www.threerockmountain.com/banksy/banksy_photo_op.jpg

http://www.eliotgeorge.com/img/news/banksy.jpg

http://architecture.myninjaplease.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/banksy_whatareyoulookingatsmall.jpg


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