Little Timothy

[jdraughn]

About my favorite joke of all time.

Little Timothy comes home from school one day with his report card. His dad looks at it and says, "Why did you fail your math class?".

Timothy says, well, the teacher asked the class what three x two was, and no one raised their hand so she picked me to answer the question.

His dad says "Well, what did you say?".

Little Timothy says, "I said 6."

His dad says "Thats the right answer, so whats the problem?"

Timothy says "Then she asked me what two x three was."

His dad says "Whats the F*CKIN difference?"

Little Timothy says "Thats what I said!"

[BroMax]

Little Timothy and his big brother:

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna
say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.



When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with hi s mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and
shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!"