Southern California - What makes the socal ladies so fine?

Is it the awesome socal sun, or the time-proven burrito diet?

or maybe some super-awesome-nifty genes that got passed down?

The fact that they post.

proximity

They ride.

something in the water...

Shameless flirtation and open appreciation of our fatasses. The fact that all of 'em, even the rare lurkers (flipflops, redfetish...you know who you are) can hang and have a great time with the group.


Oh, and Brandy got that carpal tunnel last year, that was fine.

And ME has a dirty apartment.

And Tiff lords over her underlings.

And they're all matchy-matchy

And red hair goes awesome with pink bikes.

And Tracy and Mandy are SAG drivers extraordinaire, who can also DROP YOU!

And they let us ogle (or oogle) them.

And the innuendo that flies is some great entertainment.

I think its the bike maintenance get togethers.:rolleyes:

Shameless flirtation and open appreciation of our fatasses. The fact that all of 'em, even the rare lurkers (flipflops, redfetish...you know who you are) can hang and have a great time with the group...


Gee, Mo, here I thought it was because we willingly mount top tubes and ride for hours on end, reapplying lube with abandon, and lick our chops over you boys on a regular basis. ;)

By the way, Pheard, that is very sweet of you, but I know for a fact that there are some hottie hot gals up there in NO CAL. One in particular lives in your neck of the woods. She's taken, of course, but there are others. ;) :D

Gee, Mo, here I thought it was because we willingly mount top tubes and ride for hours on end, reapplying lube with abandon, and lick our chops over you boys on a regular basis. ;)


And the innuendo that flies is some great entertainment.

That reminds me...my top tube needs relubing.

By the way, Pheard, that is very sweet of you, but I know for a fact that there are some hottie hot gals up there in NO CAL. One in particular lives in your neck of the woods. She's taken, of course, but there are others. ;) :D

Nope she is it.:rolleyes:

We're just a reflection of all the fine men who change our tires, pull us in the wind and hold our hair up if we have to hurl on the side of the road. I'm speculating on the last one, but I assume it's correct.

Plus, the boys are mighty fine, too.

We're just a reflection of all the fine men who change our tires, pull us in the wind and hold our hair up if we have to hurl on the side of the road. I'm speculating on the last one, but I assume it's correct.

Plus, the boys are mighty fine, too.

+1 :D

Plus, the boys are mighty fine, too.

Yes, oh yes, ohhhhh yes, they are! :D

We're just a reflection of all the fine men who change our tires, pull us in the wind and hold our hair up if we have to hurl on the side of the road. I'm speculating on the last one, but I assume it's correct.

Plus, the boys are mighty fine, too.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

By the way, Pheard, that is very sweet of you, but I know for a fact that there are some hottie hot gals up there in NO CAL. One in particular lives in your neck of the woods. She's taken, of course, but there are others. ;) :D
Only chick I can think of is Siu, but she's ma sista. Who else is there in norcal? :lol:

Find a club or group ride and you will find them. They look great because they are healthy and fit.

My friend once told me "I like my women like my bike. Athletic, slim, and i can ride her for hours." :lol:

My friend once told me "I like my women like my bike. Athletic, slim, and i can ride her for hours." :lol:

You forgot:

"...And costing me much more $$$ then you can ever imagine!" ;)

That's why I go down to SoCal so much ... the fine women on bikes!!! :D

Yes, oh yes, ohhhhh yes, they are! :D


were all men, lady!!!!!

I think it's their brains.

were all men, lady!!!!!
What? Do you mean ALL men or all MEN? I didn't call you boys this time, you know. :p

i know....its a reflex.....i cant control my outbursts...you know this

I think it's their brains.

I guess you saw me wearing my NoginSox helmet cover...
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-84490215588543_1928_197707

http://www.noginsox.com/services.html

i know....its a reflex.....i cant control my outbursts...you know this
Look it, in the south we call the manly men boys as it implies virility. :D

Look it, in the south we call the manly men boys as it implies virility. :D


ahhhh.....i seeeeeee.......yippee, im viral!!!!!

ahhhh.....i seeeeeee.......yippee, im viral!!!!!
:roflmao: You know what's so funny, Bill, is I can actually SEE and HEAR you say the above. :D

we spend waaaayyyyy too much time together then!!!! hopefully it made you laugh out loud!!!

we spend waaaayyyyy too much time together then!!!! hopefully it made you laugh out loud!!!
Yes, it did...hence the little rolling-laughing-ass-off smiley. :D

hooray!!!!!! they dont call me sunshine for nothin'....or something like that

Look it, in the south we call the manly men boys as it implies virility. :D

you can call me anything you want to....

you can call me anything you want to....
Really? Can I put a collar on you as well? I mean, if I'm going to name you, I have to put you on a leash. ;) :p

I guess you saw me wearing my NoginSox helmet cover...

That is soooo cooool ... I personally like the T-Rex

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-84490215588543_1928_784620

thats just weird...

thats just weird...
Imagine climbing up Drum Canyon in the dark with the T-Rex head ... :roflmao:

Okay, blond moment...do they really sell those?

Okay, blond moment...do they really sell those?
It does accept credit cards. Here's some happy customers ...

http://www.noginsox.com/sitebuilder/images/Customers_Girls_3x-173x233.jpg

It does accept credit cards. Here's some happy customers ...

http://www.noginsox.com/sitebuilder/images/Customers_Girls_3x-173x233.jpg

Oh, now that's just too cute! I love....um...I mean like the lady bug one. Now I can't make fun of those. I can see how kids...um...yeah...kids would just love those. If I act like one, can I still consider myself a kid? :p

:)


hey-- i want that ladybug helmet!!


Shameless flirtation and open appreciation of our fatasses. The fact that all of 'em, even the rare lurkers (flipflops, redfetish...you know who you are) can hang and have a great time with the group.


Oh, and Brandy got that carpal tunnel last year, that was fine.

And ME has a dirty apartment.

And Tiff lords over her underlings.

And they're all matchy-matchy

And red hair goes awesome with pink bikes.

And Tracy and Mandy are SAG drivers extraordinaire, who can also DROP YOU!

And they let us ogle (or oogle) them.

And the innuendo that flies is some great entertainment.

Oh, now that's just too cute! I love....um...I mean like the lady bug one. Now I can't make fun of those. I can see how kids...um...yeah...kids would just love those. If I act like one, can I still consider myself a kid? :p
ME, I'm the one who said I wanted the T-Rex cover ... ok, I'm a big kid!

It's the cheese.

http://www.warrick.net/funny/cheesebra.jpg

Really? Can I put a collar on you as well? I mean, if I'm going to name you, I have to put you on a leash. ;) :p


if you're going to treat me like a puppy then you'll have to give me a bath, too. maybe happytime can dry me off.

my its getting hot in here....

if you're going to treat me like a puppy then you'll have to give me a bath, too. maybe happytime can dry me off.

You are just the giving and sharing type, aren't ya? :rolleyes: ;) :p Happytime can do the bathing and the drying. I just want to put you on a leash and demand that you lick my ankles like all good puppies do :D

It's the cheese.

http://www.warrick.net/funny/cheesebra.jpg

:eek: That's just wrong!:p

I'm moving to socal. Me want wimmins!!!

You are just the giving and sharing type, aren't ya? :rolleyes: ;) :p Happytime can do the bathing and the drying. I just want to put you on a leash and demand that you lick my ankles like all good puppies do :D

Puppies need an affectionate, yet firm hand. They must recognize their master from the start. One way to accomplish this is by imobilizing the strong-willed pup in a secure but painless manner, until he surrenders his will to the Alpha. Discipline must come early (and consistently) to bring up a well-behaved and properly trained pet. :p

I think it's speed (friction) that makes them sooo HOT !!!


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/387586111_fce9f5e3d0.jpg

You are just the giving and sharing type, aren't ya? :rolleyes: ;) :p Happytime can do the bathing and the drying. I just want to put you on a leash and demand that you lick my ankles like all good puppies do :D


Puppies need an affectionate, yet firm hand. They must recognize their master from the start. One way to accomplish this is by imobilizing the strong-willed pup in a secure but painless manner, until he surrenders his will to the Alpha. Discipline must come early (and consistently) to bring up a well-behaved and properly trained pet. :p

woof!