Foo - #&@%!!! I love my gf!

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I came home from my ride up to piermont with jimbo, right, and I'm grabbing a bite, my gf comes home from the gym and whatever, I wasn't really looking. So she comes back out with this big wrapped box and I was like, oh s**t, I forgot about some anniversary or something.. and she's like, nope, it was on sale so I thought it'll be cute to get it for you.
I opened it up and she got me a playstation portable with grand theft auto and need for speed!!! AHHHH!!!
Jerseysbest
05-06-07, 05:30 PM
She must have done somethin baddddddd that you don't know about...
Mariner Fan
05-06-07, 05:36 PM
She must have done somethin baddddddd that you don't know about...
Oh yea, She has some splainin to do! :D
asherlighn
05-06-07, 05:45 PM
No no, she wants you to take her on a trip somewhere involving a long plane flight.
dauphin
05-06-07, 05:59 PM
just hope it doesn't involve an entire lacross or rugby team
Heh, she got you one too? Cool! :D
2manybikes
05-06-07, 06:03 PM
The headlight
The game
Something else I can't remember. Bottle cages?
I think I love her too.
maximan1
05-06-07, 06:05 PM
I came home from my ride up to piermont with jimbo, right, and I'm grabbing a bite, my gf comes home from the gym and whatever, I wasn't really looking. So she comes back out with this big wrapped box and I was like, oh s**t, I forgot about some anniversary or something.. and she's like, nope, it was on sale so I thought it'll be cute to get it for you.
I opened it up and she got me a playstation portable with grand theft auto and need for speed!!! AHHHH!!!
Can I have it :)
funrover
05-06-07, 06:08 PM
Awsome man......
USAZorro
05-06-07, 06:10 PM
It's a character test. She probably wants to see if you run amok and kill people, or consort with the prostitutes. :D
sorry to be a buzzkill, but she wants something at least double the cost of the psp.
We were both drunk, I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
sorry. :|
lyeinyoureye
05-06-07, 06:31 PM
She wants your soul! It's gotta be worth a few bucks, right?
I really like Need for Speed Most Wanted
The headlight
The game
Something else I can't remember. Bottle cages?
I think I love her too.
I think the list so far is: pair of arundel full carbon cages, a specialized hard rock, giro pneumo helmet, giro zen helmet, season tickets to the mets (even though I don't even watch baseball??), l&m dual headlights, l&m arc hid light, the chrome metro bag, a really tiny digital camera for me to take on rides, another pair of specialized mtb shoes, ipod video, ipod nano, and now the playstation portable hehe.
I think the list so far is: pair of arundel full carbon cages, a specialized hard rock, giro pneumo helmet, giro zen helmet, season tickets to the mets (even though I don't even watch baseball??), l&m dual headlights, l&m arc hid light, the chrome metro bag, a really tiny digital camera for me to take on rides, another pair of specialized mtb shoes, ipod video, ipod nano, and now the playstation portable hehe.
I think she is just about ready to tell you about the other guy!:D
chrisvu05
05-06-07, 09:13 PM
I think she is just about ready to tell you about the other guy!:D
What other guy? She is the other guy! :roflmao:
2manybikes
05-06-07, 09:18 PM
I think the list so far is: pair of arundel full carbon cages, a specialized hard rock, giro pneumo helmet, giro zen helmet, season tickets to the mets (even though I don't even watch baseball??), l&m dual headlights, l&m arc hid light, the chrome metro bag, a really tiny digital camera for me to take on rides, another pair of specialized mtb shoes, ipod video, ipod nano, and now the playstation portable hehe.
:love: :love: :love:
My Rollin Rock bike was a Christmas gift. I guess I should not complain.
Bailey did bring me a stick today. :D
What other guy? She is the other guy! :roflmao:
So that means she's doing herself??
chrisvu05
05-06-07, 09:27 PM
So that means she's doing herself??
No....she just didn't tell you about the "operation" yet...haha...just kidding man
jyossarian
05-06-07, 09:51 PM
The PSP is on sale? Where at?
No....she just didn't tell you about the "operation" yet...haha...just kidding man
Damn, I liked my explaination better.
The PSP is on sale? Where at?
She says she got it at gamestop.
VegaVixen
05-06-07, 10:06 PM
Sounds like you must be worth it. At least she's not paying you in cash. :D
Maelstrom
05-06-07, 10:07 PM
I came home from my ride up to piermont with jimbo, right, and I'm grabbing a bite, my gf comes home from the gym and whatever, I wasn't really looking. So she comes back out with this big wrapped box and I was like, oh s**t, I forgot about some anniversary or something.. and she's like, nope, it was on sale so I thought it'll be cute to get it for you.
I opened it up and she got me a playstation portable with grand theft auto and need for speed!!! AHHHH!!!
That just plain rules. Random fun stuff is tonnes of fun :)
Sounds like you must be worth it. At least she's not paying you in cash. :D
Yeah, but is she paying cash for the gifts? I bet she really has to "dicker" to afford such expensive gifts.
I bet someone else has to "dicker" for the money?
If she really loved you then she'd get you a motorcycle. :p Not to mention a few things I can't post here.
and definitely a few shibari lessons. for anyone reading, if you don't know what it is might not want to google at work but it involves intricate knotwork with rope.
stevesurf
05-08-07, 06:54 AM
I think the list so far is:
...
season tickets to the mets
...
another pair of specialized mtb shoes
...
and now the playstation portable hehe.
...and she still let's you keep th bike inside the apt? She's a keeper! Live long and prosper son of Surak :D
BostonFixed
05-08-07, 06:55 AM
Don't you mean I love @#$%^& my gf?
2manybikes
05-08-07, 09:12 AM
Don't you mean I love @#$%^& my gf?
:roflmao:
I think he likes the gifts too. :D
substructure
05-08-07, 09:23 AM
Hey, my used-to-be GF (now wife) would to do that type of stuff all the time. Now she wouldn't buy me a 1 piece chicken nugget happy meal if I was malnourished, dying, and licking the pavement for bugs.
She’s a keeper – until she has you. Then you’re in her claws and the only escape is the Second Coming of Christ.
But yeah, awesome!?!
Cromulent
05-08-07, 09:28 AM
Hey, my used-to-be GF (now wife) would to do that type of stuff all the time. Now she wouldn't buy me a 1 piece chicken nugget happy meal if I was malnourished, dying, and licking the pavement for bugs.
Well to be fair, bugs are better for you. Low fat, good protein. Nice crunch. She's saving you from a heart attack. Buy her flowers.
aadhils
05-08-07, 10:40 AM
So when you gonna marry her?...
cycle life
05-08-07, 11:27 AM
She must have done somethin baddddddd that you don't know about...
haha
BigSean
05-08-07, 03:05 PM
She's expecting a ring.:eek:
CycleMagic
05-08-07, 07:46 PM
Hey, my used-to-be GF (now wife) would to do that type of stuff all the time. Now she wouldn't buy me a 1 piece chicken nugget happy meal if I was malnourished, dying, and licking the pavement for bugs.
She’s a keeper – until she has you. Then you’re in her claws and the only escape is the Second Coming of Christ.
But yeah, awesome!?!
yikes.....:(
She's expecting a ring.:eek: Yup...she wants to buy a very expensive dress that only gets worn once and takes up space in your house for eternity.
Try to squeeze her for a few more games.....
So when you gonna marry her?...
After reading the last few threads... NEVER.
VegaVixen
05-18-07, 10:19 PM
:(
But that's where I am in this particular moment.... Don't mind me. <serious Vega look>
<slinkin' over to another thread>
If she really loved you then she'd get you a motorcycle. :p Not to mention a few things I can't post here.
Quite a few things I can't post here...
VegaVixen
05-18-07, 11:38 PM
Heh. This is FOO, dammit. Do tell. ;)
Hmm... all those things are things to get you out of the house and busy for extended periods of times.
Gifts out of the blue for no reason? Hmmmmm? Very nice of your girlfrienda!
Be afraid, Be very afraid!:D
2manybikes
05-19-07, 06:29 AM
After reading the last few threads... NEVER.
Not sure about the state of NY but, I think if you live together for 7 years it becomes a common law marriage. Then you own half of each of your bikes. :eek: If you were to split up you might have to buy back half of your bike. Or trade away something else.
Repeat after me 100 times. Pre nuptial agreement. Make that 1000.
donnamb
05-19-07, 10:02 AM
Repeat after me 100 times. Pre nuptial agreement. Make that 1000.
I have a girlfriend whose dad would only pay for their weddings if there was a pre-nuptial agreement signed.
2manybikes
05-19-07, 07:27 PM
I have a girlfriend whose dad would only pay for their weddings if there was a pre-nuptial agreement signed.
It may sound pesimistic, but some times you get surprises that you never saw coming. Sounds like they had something to protect. Maybe a family bussiness or something.
You better give her something good abck also. maybe some fun in the bed.
You better give her something good abck also. maybe some fun in the bed.
dude, slvoid is asian. I doubt he could be a gigolo. :p
She's definitely casting her net...and you, my friend, are becoming hopelessly entangled.
All of this screams "soon I'll be expecting that ring..."
It may sound pesimistic, but some times you get surprises that you never saw coming. Sounds like they had something to protect. Maybe a family bussiness or something.
Why would the family business, assuming it's not the daughter's, be a concern when the daughter's getting married?
Btw: turns out the real reason was, I have no patience and whine like no tomorrow so she got me that to shut me the hell up during our flight to and from vegas.
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