Southern California - The GODDESS thread

This thread is for the purpose of male expressions of adoration for our collective and individual wonderfulness. Pics will be provided for devotional purposes. Gifts, offerings, and sacrifices are encouraged and WILL be accepted.

Now stay out of the WIMMINS thread. Sheesh.

The Velodrome Phoenix, transforming into The White Goddess in any one of Her many manifestations and aspects.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/6/67/300px-La_naissance_de_V%C3%A9nus.jpg (http://www.answers.com/main/Record2?a=NR&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcommons.wikimedia.org%2Fwiki%2FImage%3ALa%2520naissance%2520de%2520V%25C3%25A9nus.j pg)

I wish there was a BF rule that pictures of non-bike-related people (men or women) should not be allowed. :rolleyes: Family and friends excepted, of course.

Ok, if it's a big deal I'll delete.

I offer you... a blonde babe. But she ain't got nothing on ME. :D

Zinc paste ftw!


Riiiiggghhhhttttt....;) She ain't go nothin' on me. I just choose not to model. Really. It's a choice. :p

I don't think that is what Renee was hoping for, Pheard. :lol:

Riiiiggghhhhttttt....;) She ain't go nothin' on me. I just choose not to model. Really. It's a choice. :p

I don't think that is what Renee was hoping for, Pheard. :lol:
Hey I tried. I'm not too suphistimicated ya know.

Hey I tried. I'm not too suphistimicated ya know.
Oh, you're just fine, Pheard. ;) I was just teasing. But personally I do wish you boys would post hot athletic women. Any woman who has chicken legs and no calluses on her feet does NOT deserve to have her photos on here.

Note:

The picture in the opening post of this thread was meant as a SAMPLE and an EXAMPLE!! The pic is Botticelli's "Aphrodite Rising" and probably the quintessential expression of the feminine archetype in existence. This thread is intended for worship and devotion and adoration. Therefore, pictures depicting Woman in anything LESS than her aspect as TOTAL GODDESS should be discouraged.

And I'm with ME -- HOT ATHLETIC WOMEN with QUADS depict the Goddess in her aspect as DIANA. Underfed, scrawny Goddess-wannabes with no quads and no callouses need not apply.

VP, feathers already ruffling. Do not arouse the wrath of the Goddess!!

Yeahhhhhhh! And throw in some big booty shots,.......err I mean glute photos!:D

Harsh.

I don't remember who this GODDESS is or where the pic was taken but she sure was willing to strike a pose!:D


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/gulpxtreme/strikeapose.jpg

thank you, Voltman, for editing your post. I respect courage.

Renee

VP, don't take things to seriously. People, including me take way worse, harsher **** from others in this forum daily. It's the nature of the beast. :)

VP, don't take things to seriously. People, including me take way worse, harsher **** from others in this forum daily. It's the nature of the beast. :)


What did I miss.:o

The problem has been fixed, so flame extinguished.

What did I miss.:o
Read the above posts, someone got angry at voltman for misquoting her. ;)

Pheard, Voltman is taking HIS thoughts and putting them in MY mouth. If he wants to say, "No pictures of fat chicks," then let him. But for him to imply that I said that is crossing the line. That's not free speech, that's an abuse of free speech. I'll stand up and take my lumps for my own words, and I've said plenty that people have privately told me I deserve a public smackdown and flaming for having said. Fair's fair. But I didn't post that comment, and for Voltman to put his words in a purported quote from me is simply a breech of ethics. I'd be less upset if someone posted a doctored PHOTO of me, than for someone to attributed words to me that I didn't say. Words have too much power.

Renee
It's against forum policy to misquote people, report the post and it will be deleted, and voltman will be warned. People used to do that in foo until mods started handing out warnings. But really, just calm down and take a breather. Don't let it upset you too much, it'll be taken care of.

Read the above posts, someone got angry at voltman for misquoting her. ;)


Oh, I didnt notice at first.:rolleyes:

All right, if that's the correct way to handle this situation, then that's what I will do. I think I'll take your advice, though, and sign off for a little while. My steam valve is about to bust.

renee

Renee,
I can empathise with how you must feel, but from my reader's perpective, it was very obvious that you never made that statement, just as it was obvious (at least to me) that Volt was just making a joke. Albeit an unsuccessful one, but a joke nonetheless.

I don't think anyone who has read any of your posts would think you would actually say that! ;) :p And I don't think anyone who has read Volt's posts would think him malicious, either.

I'm such a jerk.

agreed:D

:roflmao:

:lol:

OOOOH you showed him!

That's good Jason....:D

Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I was told only to post chicks who ride bikes.

Therefore, I present you with this.

http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/images/April.jpg

I title it. "lubing the chain"

Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I was told only to post chicks who ride bikes.

Therefore, I present you with this.

I title it. "lubing the chain"


Nope. Bad, Pheard, bad. :mad: That chick obviously wouldn't know how to pedal if you put her on a sationary bike. NO chicken legs! :D

agreed:D
:roflmao: :roflmao:

Knock yourselves out.

Knock yourselves out.

I think Pheard has other "knockers" in mind. :rolleyes:

And cowardice my ass. Or your ass. Someone's ass.

wtf?

wtf?

Exactly.

And cowardice my ass. Or your ass. Someone's ass.
Not my ass. :rolleyes: And just play nice, Volty, or we'll summon the Goddess of death and destruction to rain locusts on your head. :p

Not my ass. :rolleyes: And just play nice, Volty, or we'll summon the Goddess of death and destruction to rain locusts on your head. :p

*** pokes head out ***

Hmmmm? Someone call my name?

Nope. Bad, Pheard, bad. :mad: That chick obviously wouldn't know how to pedal if you put her on a sationary bike. NO chicken legs! :D
Tell me when I'm getting warmer.

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6953/mod29ag2.jpg

Niki gudex, she's a mtbiker and a model. Haha!
http://www.nikigudex.com/images/mtb69.jpg

http://www.nikigudex.com/images/mod79.jpg

*** pokes head out ***

Hmmmm? Someone call my name?

No! You're the Goddess of Spanking and Thwacking - Volty would like you to visit him. :D

I think the middle picture is awesome.

Tell me when I'm getting warmer.

Warmer. First and second chicks are spot on, third, not so much! We don't ride in our panties! :p

No! You're the Goddess of Spanking and Thwacking - Volty would like you to visit him. :D

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whip.gif

Warmer. First and second chicks are spot on, third, not so much! We don't ride in our panties! :p
Those are all the same person. :D

She rides Dh(downhill), xc mtb, and road bike, and she's a model.

That's a goddess in my book.

But she has nothing on you ME.

But she has nothing on you ME.

Yes, so true. :rolleyes: Like I said, I don't model because I choose not to, not because no one has never offered me a very lucrative contract. :p

The biggest difference, Pheard, is that if you came across the totally hot M.E. on the road, she would be super nice to you!!! :D

Does anyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?

The biggest difference, Pheard, is that if you came across the totally hot M.E. on the road, she would be super nice to you!!! :D
Yes, that and I share my gels and have nice breath. That incredibly hot, 20 something, mountain biking model beatch can't hold a candle to my nice breath and gel sharing proclivities. :p :D

Does anyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?

Some offending posts have been delete, CJ. Don't worry about the missing brain cells... :D

Does anyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?
No. I feel just as dumb as I did before I read this thread.

Does anyone else feel dumber after reading this thread?

i do. but i feel dumber after i read just about anything since i don't read so well in the first place.

Yes, so true. :rolleyes: Like I said, I don't model because I choose not to, not because no one has never offered me a very lucrative contract. :p
Modeling is for lazy barbie girls who can't figure out what 2+2 equals, and doesn't have a single thought running around in their pretty little head. But that's not you ME. Definitely not. :)

Modeling is for lazy barbie girls who can't figure out what 2+2 equals, and doesn't have a single thought running around in their pretty little head. But that's not you ME. Definitely not. :)

Oh, you're being so nice to the Goddess of Gels and Nice Breath. Why thank you. ;) But look it, if someone wanted to offer me a very lucrative contract to just stand, smile and get my picture taken, I'd hopefully be smart enough to take it! I could then buy myself my dream Madone. :D

I'm such a suck up, I guess you need to punish me now. :(

Ask Karen, I have a thing for whips. :D

I'm LOLLERskating through this thread. I missed most of the good stuff, though.