Snicklefritz
05-09-07, 12:24 PM
For 20 points to your next upgrade:
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa285/snicklefritzJG/Basso.jpg
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa285/snicklefritzJG/Basso.jpg
"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Caption Contest
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DiabloScott
05-09-07, 12:26 PM
Ivan suddenly finds himself outside the circle of trust.
Enthalpic
05-09-07, 12:31 PM
What did the lawyers tell me to do in this situation again… oh right keep mouth tightly shut
Namenda
05-09-07, 01:11 PM
"...and every time Dr. Fuentes stuck a needle in me, I made a funny face just like this."
*new*guy
05-09-07, 01:11 PM
In other news, Ivan Basso today announced a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with Oakley.
USAZorro
05-09-07, 02:02 PM
Ivan reacts to the announcement that the Vatican is placing his bid for sainthood on hold, to allow further review of the miracles he performed in the 2006 Giro.
substructure
05-09-07, 02:24 PM
"Just don't smile and show 'em your meth teeth or you'll really be screwed."
eippo1
05-09-07, 10:32 PM
"Not gonna laugh when he says Nautius Maximus..." bonus points if you can tell me the movie.
mezza
05-10-07, 12:36 AM
With his cycling career effectively over Basso announces his foray into quoits, and does a quick demonstration as the 'spike'..
Dead Roman
05-10-07, 02:49 AM
"dick pound, dont laugh, dick pound, dont laugh...."
MikeLD
05-11-07, 02:46 PM
"I did not have sex with that woman"
(then learns of stained dress)
"define sex"
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Basso translation
"I did not dope"
(evidence located)
"Doh ! maybe I did ... sort of ... but I didn't inhale"
(then learns of stained dress)
"define sex"
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Basso translation
"I did not dope"
(evidence located)
"Doh ! maybe I did ... sort of ... but I didn't inhale"
EventServices
05-11-07, 06:12 PM
Oakley sponsors air above Basso's head. Basso remains mum.
DrPete
05-11-07, 06:26 PM
Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
HigherGround
05-11-07, 08:33 PM
No longer bound to Discovery Channel, Basso shows his new party tricks with the formerly-mandatory LiveStrong band.
Snicklefritz
05-11-07, 09:09 PM
Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
Photoshop edits, fart jokes, and slicing&dicing in the ER...intriguing combo.
actually what is it with guys and fart jokes? My brother told fart jokes ad nauseum when he was young. Now he's 35, happily married, just had his first kid and he STILL makes fart jokes!! what is up with this?
Photoshop edits, fart jokes, and slicing&dicing in the ER...intriguing combo.
actually what is it with guys and fart jokes? My brother told fart jokes ad nauseum when he was young. Now he's 35, happily married, just had his first kid and he STILL makes fart jokes!! what is up with this?
DrPete
05-11-07, 09:14 PM
^^ Farts are funny. It's a scientific fact. :)
Stallionforce
05-11-07, 09:24 PM
Damned Simoni! Switching my chap stick for krazy glue again!