Foo - Two questions:

Has another BFer harassed you to a point that you felt like leaving?

Also,

Yesterday I completely crunched my jewels and I've had pain in there since yesterday. What should I do, massage it with baby oil? Another bfer mentioned that's what I should do.

Two answers:
1. no. But, don't let that stop you from hanging out with the BF'rs that you enjoy. Sorry there are grumpy and annoying people in this world.
2. can't help you there, sorry.

No, and thats a medical question I probably shouldn't answer. Althouh, I do remember from martial arts that after I got kicked in the balls that I jumped up and down to get them to drop back out.

Has another BFer harassed you to a point that you felt like leaving?

Also,

Yesterday I completely crunched my jewels and I've had pain in there since yesterday. What should I do, massage it with baby oil? Another bfer mentioned that's what I should do.First - if that's the case, contact a mod to work it out.

Second - if you want to massage your privates with baby oil, don't need to justify it as some sort of therapy. Better yet, just keep it to yourself.;) Seriously, no, it won't help because the pain is probably internal.

A long time ago, another BFer did harass me. I don't let people harassing me make me want to leave though. If you are being harassed, PM a mod.

I don't know if any ointment is going to help with your pain, I would just wait another 24 hours and see how it feels. If conditions do not improve or worsen, you might want to talk to a doctor...

How about Tiger balm?

OH! ouch!!!!! NOT the Tiger Balm!!!! stinggggggggggggggs!

Once I jumped off a high cliff into the ocean and landed the wrong way. Basically, the water pounded one of my testicles and it ended up swelling to the size of a golf ball. I visited the doctor and he told me that the best thing to do is just wait it out. He only recommended returning if anything got worse (i.e. more swelling or blood in my urine or semen).

1. Jon, don't leave.

2. Yeah, give the tiger balm a try, what have you got to lose? :rolleyes:

How about some icy hot? They say it dulls the pain away..........

I am impervious to harrassment

I have balls of steel

Thus I am unable to help you on either issue

1. Jon, don't leave.

2. Yeah, give the tiger balm a try, what have you got to lose? :rolleyes:
That question wasn't in regards to me. :) This person has harassed my friend on yahoo in the past. Both bfers of course.

What I have to lose is the fact that tiger balm stings, and it could hurt alot. I seriously wedged my package in between my seat and it felt like the breath just got beaten outta me.

I once jumped off a swingset and landed in such a way that I drove my heel right into my nuts.

I once got a nut wedged into the cutout of a Terry saddle when I went over a speedbump.

Ouch to both.

Jon, is there something we need to discuss via PM?

Jon, tell your friend not to leave. I agree, let the mods help.

Seriously...have you tried ice (not directly, but wrapped in a towel)?

1) no.
2) see a doctor

Jon, is there something we need to discuss via PM?
It's been going on for awhile, but it doesn't have alot to do with bf so I don't think mods could do anything.

We could give the offending person a blanket party...

Toss a blanket over them, then wail the crap outta 'em...
(usually several people involved)

We could give the offending person a blanket party...

It's almost bedtime- we could short-sheet this individual's bunk. Or send him/her out in the woods to get a bucket of steam. Yeah- they would work.

Has another BFer harassed you to a point that you felt like leaving?

Also,

Yesterday I completely crunched my jewels and I've had pain in there since yesterday. What should I do, massage it with baby oil? Another bfer mentioned that's what I should do.

1) Nope, if it did happen I would probably ask them what type of corncob has found it's way up their rectum.

2) baby oil will reduce friction, which will be a good thing. Talcum powder applied liberally will be of limited benefit, but is better than nothing.

Has another BFer harassed you to a point that you felt like leaving?

Also,

Yesterday I completely crunched my jewels and I've had pain in there since yesterday. What should I do, massage it with baby oil? Another bfer mentioned that's what I should do.

1) Yes.
2) Ice them, see a doc if irritation persists.

1) No.

2) See a doctor if it still hurts tomorrow. <serious Vega look>

:eek:

At least it didn't get stuck. I hope...

Makes me glad I decided to go with a good, old-fashioned Brooks for my new bike.
Not stuck, just pinched, which was bad enough.

And for the record, that wasn't my saddle. It was a borrowed bike. I rock an SLR on my steed.

No, and you get hairy palms doing that!:eek:

yes I have been harassed and no I didnt leave. But this was in the days when a good online fight was let go until the breaking point.

and b...seriously is anything in your life private, or do you plan to tell everyone everywhere what happens in a play by play scenario for the remainder of your online life?

Oh and last time I checked...ice...works.

Baby oil will help, best if applied by someone else though. :o

Has another BFer harassed you to a point that you felt like leaving?

Also,

Yesterday I completely crunched my jewels and I've had pain in there since yesterday. What should I do, massage it with baby oil? Another bfer mentioned that's what I should do.

1. No. I got pretty thick skin.

2. Your best bet is to just not touch them as much as possible and stay off the saddle for a little while.

yes, a bf member harassed me but to the point where I wanted to leave? No.

I contacted the mods, you explain the situation and they help control it.

there is always going to be people who use the net as the only outlet to get some sort of power in thier lives, they have the problem, you don't. Should never want to leave because of them.
Im sorry someone is giving you a tough time, I know how it feels and it's not fun.

1) No, but Kurt Vonnegut Jr. had a good description for that kind of person. Kilgore Trout's father apparently had "crawled up his own arsehole and died." Sounds like you have the same kind of person on your hands. My advice? Let it pass like the wind.

2) Sounds like some, er, pressure relief is called for, if you know what I'm saying.

Lot of crazies out there, and the internet brings them into your house. Just remember that it's just a forum.

If it's just one person, why don't you just put them on ignore?

It's been going on for awhile, but it doesn't have alot to do with bf so I don't think mods could do anything.
Why don't you PM me anyway? The worst that we're going to say is that we can't help you. You never know until you try, though.

All this talk of crushed nuts is making my stomach turn. It may force me to leave BF for a bit.

All this talk of crushed nuts is making my stomach turn. It may force me to leave BF for a bit.
Are you going to go get an ice cream sundae with whipped cream and a cherry and, and, umm , I know i am missing something here..... oh yeah, crushed nuts?

1. Someone yesterday called me and my ilk '********'. Still here. I get harassed daily...nay...hourly...I'm sure there's dozens that would like me to leave. That's all well and good, but, sadly...the bestiality-podiatry-aviary-enthusiast forums don't want me there either. So you all are stuck with me.

2. Baby oil? Stinks up the office, and my coworker doesn't appreciate it. She prefers I use Jergens....or Vaseline Intensive care. Sometimes I have to pull for an hour or so to get everything 'back to normal'.

Baby oil will help, best if applied by someone else though. :o

I heard that if you lay on your arm until it goes numb, you can apply baby oil with that arm and it will feel like it's being done by someone else.
:o

ok my suggestion of using bengay to heal your junk is probably not appropriate on this forum


lol

ok my suggestion of using bengay to heal your junk is probably not appropriate on this forum


lol

No, but there's a good trucker joke about bengay, junk, and viagra.

No, but there's a good trucker joke about bengay, junk, and viagra.
Oh, do tell :D

So how they feeling today??:D

Since I'm a girl and I only think logical I would say ICE those babies but I don't pretend to know much about them parts on you men, I just know what..... well nevermind :)

Anyhoo, I hope that the harrasment has stopped. I hate mean people I really do :mad:

ok my suggestion of using bengay to heal your junk is probably not appropriate on this forum


lol

bengay? How long?

Also, if you're on here shilling for someone to kiss it and make it better, you're barking up the wrong tree, buddy.

Quick, somebody photoshop a frowny face on a pic of Siu!

I once jumped off a swingset and landed in such a way that I drove my heel right into my nuts.

I once got a nut wedged into the cutout of a Terry saddle when I went over a speedbump.

Ouch to both.

O...M...F...G! :eek: :eek: :eek: I don't know if I should laugh, cry, recoil in horror, or e-mail a link of this thread to Brooks and see if they'll include that quote in next year's catalog.