carlk23
06-14-03, 10:13 AM
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Road Cycling - Things that cross your mind
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Chuvak
06-14-03, 10:57 AM
We are looking forward for tomorrows episode.
froze
06-15-03, 01:10 AM
Answers to these questions and more.
1) Mother Nature doesn't like you in particular.
2) Squirrels don't like you either!
3) Female cyclist don't like you either!
4) The people in the long line of cars all want a good laugh.
5) The single shoe is left behind by the squirrels that attacked the last cyclist.
6) The long skid marks were caused by a driver who ran over a cyclist that got stuck on the rear tire causing it to lock up while the driver fled the scene.
7) Because tire manufactures are out to get you-it's a conspiracy.
8) Fat people wear spandex so they can watch skinny people squirm.
9) No law because then they would have to restrict access to fake breast's.
10) If your front wheel collapsed right now all those people laughing at you before would now be crying from laughing so hard.
11) It would be quite a while before an ambulance got you because the betting hasn't stopped yet to see who was right as to how long you would live!
12) Your blood type is the rarest of all, and there is none available.
13) Ok I'll nod my head, feel better now?
1) Mother Nature doesn't like you in particular.
2) Squirrels don't like you either!
3) Female cyclist don't like you either!
4) The people in the long line of cars all want a good laugh.
5) The single shoe is left behind by the squirrels that attacked the last cyclist.
6) The long skid marks were caused by a driver who ran over a cyclist that got stuck on the rear tire causing it to lock up while the driver fled the scene.
7) Because tire manufactures are out to get you-it's a conspiracy.
8) Fat people wear spandex so they can watch skinny people squirm.
9) No law because then they would have to restrict access to fake breast's.
10) If your front wheel collapsed right now all those people laughing at you before would now be crying from laughing so hard.
11) It would be quite a while before an ambulance got you because the betting hasn't stopped yet to see who was right as to how long you would live!
12) Your blood type is the rarest of all, and there is none available.
13) Ok I'll nod my head, feel better now?
Chuvak
06-15-03, 10:00 AM
Hey what happen to the original post?
carlk23
06-15-03, 10:24 AM
Sorry Chuvak,
Guess I "turtled" on this thread. Mistakenly thought people might find it amusing or add some more of their own. I chickened out and deleted it before more "froze's" of the world decided to take their gratuitous shots (although I guess I asked for it!) and turned this into a flame war. A little mean spirited though froze, sorry the post bothered you.
Guess I "turtled" on this thread. Mistakenly thought people might find it amusing or add some more of their own. I chickened out and deleted it before more "froze's" of the world decided to take their gratuitous shots (although I guess I asked for it!) and turned this into a flame war. A little mean spirited though froze, sorry the post bothered you.
Chuvak
06-15-03, 01:30 PM
Your post did amuse me. It was kind of funny. Froze just had some fun with it. I think that he didn't meant to be mean in any way. Since you posted your thoughts in for of question he just answered them in what he thinks funny way.