Foo - So this is FOO. The mythic place where I can post anything I want....

Actually, I've been trying to get here for a while but could not figure out how. Today is my first day at at FOO:eek: Should have been here since Feb 2006. Peace everyone.

Okay, this is stupid, I'm replying to my own thread. Can someone tell me what's the point of this forum? I need some guidelines so I can act accordingly. Botto?


Actually, I've been trying to get here for a while but could not figure out how. Today is my first day at at FOO:eek: Should have been here since Feb 2006. Peace everyone.

Think of what Botto would do or say and then do the opposite.

Appropriate FOO role models are Chipcom, Vegavixen, Riteshdad, ExplodyPup and Blondduathlongirl.

You have been banned. Didn't anyone tell you? ;)
























Okay, j/k....but you actually have to POST something interesting first. Go on, you can doooooo it.:)

Can someone tell me what's the point of this forum?
In no particular order:

1. Spanking
2. Porcupines
3. Frito Pie
4. Spanking Flippin Sweet
5. Quail
6. Spank Party
7. Something else important that I can't remember
8. Biting

In no particular order:

1. Spanking
2. Porcupines
3. Frito Pie
4. Spanking Flippin Sweet
5. Quail
6. Spank Party
7. Astroglide
8. Biting


fixed:)

In no particular order:

1. Spanking
2. Porcupines
3. Frito Pie
4. Spanking Flippin Sweet
5. Quail
6. Spank Party
7. Something else important that I can't remember
8. Biting


I assume you got spanked alot as a kid...

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Wait....Frito Pie?


ewwww.

fixed:)
Thank you. Must have slipped my mind.

Wait....Frito Pie?


ewwww.
Wait. I meant Frida. As in Lunch Lady Frida. Or maybe Frida Kahlo.

What the? Not sure if everyone who posts here is normal. However, I just received my padded underwear ordered through the mail. Should be cooommmfffyyyyyy on the full carbon saddle.


Thank you. Must have slipped my mind.

No, he meant Frito Chili Pie in all it's heart stopping glory. Be true to your southern roots pup.

What the? Not sure if everyone who posts here is normal. However, I just received my padded underwear ordered through the mail. Should be cooommmfffyyyyyy on the full carbon saddle.
Careful talking about your drawers or the Underwear Nazi will be here and you will suffer his wrath.

No, he meant Frito Chili Pie in all it's heart stopping glory. Be true to your southern roots pup.
Is it possible to deep fry frito chili pie?

yes

yes
How can this be done without destroying all life as we know it?

How to be a Foo regular.... See below:


http://www.fruit-eze.com/images/LaxativeGroupPhoto_000.jpg

Somehow, pie in all it's glorious forms was left of explody's list as was the ever popular debates about kittens vs. puppies and the dangers and viciousness of each.

Think of what Botto would do or say and then do the opposite.

Appropriate FOO role models are Chipcom, Vegavixen, Riteshdad, ExplodyPup and Blondduathlongirl.

Think.

Somehow, pie in all it's glorious forms was left of explody's list as was the ever popular debates about kittens vs. puppies and the dangers and viciousness of each.
Well, I figured the love for pie is universal and not a phenomenon unuqie to Foo alone.

what about hot female zombies, warrior goddesses, jello wrestling, pudding, tattoos and severed digit collecting? Pup is slipping badly these days. Might be time to put him down.

Somehow, pie in all it's glorious forms was left of explody's list as was the ever popular debates about kittens vs. puppies and the dangers and viciousness of each.


Re-read #3 and the ensuing cultural debate. You too, pup. After all....you wrote it.:rolleyes:

what about hot female zombies, warrior goddesses, jello wrestling, pudding, tattoos and severed digit collecting? Pup is slipping badly these days. Might be time to put him down.
Explody Pup's like a good book. You can't put him down!

How can this be done without destroying all life as we know it?
my FryDaddy came with a lid.

Only thing I can pass on:

Siu Blue Wind is a girl.


I only made that mistake twice.

Pup is slipping badly these days. Might be time to put him down.


Where did you think the zombies came from? Every time we put a Foo memver to sleep....


*I shudder when I think about it*

Only thing I can pass on:

Siu Blue Wind is a girl.


I only made that mistake twice.
I duded Stacey or somesuch, might have been a chief, can't remember. Only made that mistake ONCE!

Pup is slipping badly these days.
It's the Astroglide.

yah. hear you. I thought blonduathlongirl was college age duathlete, who is beautiful inside and out. Well, thankfully, the only thing I wrongly conjectured was her age.:)



Only thing I can pass on:

Siu Blue Wind is a girl.


I only made that mistake twice.

that would be slipping goodly wouldn't it?

Most importantly, the name MERTON is to be reverred and honored.

Don't ask why, when, how, who, or where MERTON is.

MERTON simply is.

Remember all those second-rate high school research papers you had to do-over because the teacher told you you kept "going off on a tangent?". Ever wonder what happened to all of those rejected tangents?

Well, Foo is where all those tangents end up.


Welcome home.

It's the Astroglide.
Wouldn't that be slipping goodly? Er... good slipping? What with the hot, naked zombie girls and all.



Edit: D'oh! To slow.

Most importantly, the name MERTON is to be reverred and honored.

Don't ask why, when, how, who, or where MERTON is.

MERTON simply is.
that was beautiful man.. sniff, sniff

that would be slipping goodly wouldn't it?
Wait... I thought bad was good.

that was beautiful man.. sniff, sniff


Just kiss his ass already and stop teasing him with your nose.

dude, I was just checking to make sure it was really him.

Remember all those second-rate high school research papers you had to do-over because the teacher told you you kept "going off on a tangent?". Ever wonder what happened to all of those rejected tangents?

Well, Foo is where all those tangents end up.


Welcome home.


Parallel lines meet here :)

dude, I was just checking to make sure it was really him.
i'll never fully get used to this whole butt-sniffing every time we greet one another in Foo.

though i did sniff a fire hydrant the other day and knew that jsharr and explody pup had been there in the last few days.

Sometimes we ride bikes, too. And sometimes not.

Parallel lines meet here :)
We are a Euclidean bunch, aren't we? Our parallel lines intersect and our circles aren't round and Pi comes with a side of ice cream or cheddar cheese.

What the? Not sure if everyone who posts here is normal. However, I just received my padded underwear ordered through the mail. Should be cooommmfffyyyyyy on the full carbon saddle.
is everyone that post in the road forum normal?:p

Only thing I can pass on:

Siu Blue Wind is a girl.


I only made that mistake twice.
I'll add that Pheard is . . . uh, Pheard is kind of like . . . wait, that's not it . . . (help me out here, folks) . . . okay, Pheard is like the little brother you wish would . . . no, that can't be right . . . (c'mon, people, I'm dyin' here) . . . oh, wait, I got it - Pheard wears pink shirts and has an aversion to rim tape. I think that pretty well sums him up.

Now, as for subjects, if it's crass, pointless, or involves helping somebody with their homework, it belongs in Foo. (We have a couple of high schoolers towhom we give wrong or incomplete information to on a regular basis.) If it involves bicycling knowledge, racing acumen, or touring equipment, you can post it in Foo, but don't expect more than one or two answers before the posts veer off in some surreal direction. If it involves why John Forester is God or Evil Personified and you post it here, I will personally hunt you down and whip you with a brake cable while forcing you to translate A&S threads into Yiddish. You can expect: (1) regular discussions of Pheard's sartorial choices and tendency to sunburn: (2) interesting questions from Siu Blue Wind; (3) hugs and a Stella (or maybe some JackBlack) from VegaVixen: and (4) disturbing imagery from explody pup, usually taken directly from his latest night terror.

Oh, and long, pointless missives from me. Don't feel you have to read them - nobody else does.

is everyone that post in the road forum normal?:p


That's a good one. :D

I'll add that Pheard is . . . uh, Pheard is kind of like . . . wait, that's not it . . . (help me out here, folks) . . . okay, Pheard is like the little brother you wish would . . . no, that can't be right . . . (c'mon, people, I'm dyin' here) . . . oh, wait, I got it - Pheard wears pink shirts and has an aversion to rim tape. I think that pretty well sums him up.

Put it this way. We just call him Pinky. ;)

Can I assume most people in FOO are roadies?

Can I assume most people in FOO are roadies?


A) You have my permission to assume whatever you want.

B) chocolate

C) all of the above

D) none of the above.

E) "Yeah! I have a response.... What?"

Can I assume most people in FOO are roadies?
no.
it's a mix bag.
Id say overall, it's a mix in a lot of aspect, but you'll find that the foo crowd doesnt look for petty arguments like some other forums and pretty much offers a lot of good laughs and support.
It's my favorite crowd :)

no.
it's a mix bag.
Id say overall, it's a mix in a lot of aspect, but you'll find that the foo crowd doesnt look for petty arguments like some other forums and pretty much offers a lot of good laughs and support.
It's my favorite crowd :)
:beer: (and I don't even drink!)