Foo - In honour of MERTON #3

some guy in my class said that soy milk has a lot of estrogen. i'm lactose intolerant. so if i stop drinking that crap will my moobs go away? and how about human breast milk? will that give me moobs? where can i get breast milk? is it cheap? i don't want to travel far so if you know anybody let me know.

some guy in my class said that soy milk has a lot of estrogen. i'm lactose intolerant. so if i stop drinking that crap will my moobs go away? and how about human breast milk? will that give me moobs? where can i get breast milk? is it cheap? i don't want to travel far so if you know anybody let me know.
If anyone would know, it'd be Merton.

How can you have moobs if you are a girl?

Yes, soy has phytoestrogens. Taken in small amounts is fine, but in larger doses it acts just like an estrogen pill in men - decreases the sex drive, increases feminine characteristics and so forth. Esrtrogen increase is bad for women as well, since test is what fuels their sex drive and other hormonal processes as well.

Soy milk is not "milk." It's liquid from a plant. Animal milk doesn't have estrogen. And yes, breast milk is cheap if you can find the right girl. (wow did I say that out loud?)

Aikigreg, you don't know merton, do you?

This is something MERTON would have asked, not me. *sigh*


But I thank you for your answer! ;) (you were supposed to reply with a dumb answer not a good one!) :p

why is sand so expensive at home depot when i can get it free at the beach if i lived near a beach?

I certainly have gotten much hornier since I quit drinking soy juice.

prove it.

why is sand so expensive at home depot when i can get it free at the beach if i lived near a beach?
:roflmao: OMG!!

If milk can come out of a breast, it can be put back in....so get some milk, put it into a breast, and VOILA! BREAST MILK!!!!!!

And if you run or do aerobics, you get MILK SHAKE!!! Yay! :D

prove it.

Did I say that? Whoops. What I really meant to say was that per the lecture I got from mods, there is no such thing as sexuality.

and I said prove it.

Ummm. How?

any way you see would be fit.

is it ok to use a 1" steering tube with a 1 1/8" headtube if i use washers to take up the slack?

:lol: Remember the fork and how the LBS tried to "rip him off"? Because it had a hairline scratch in it???
OMG I miss merton!! :p

IT WAS A CTRAKCSS>KALAK>ARLEJH@#!@!#! :mad:

:p

I read in this book the bible that this cool dude jesus could walk on water. So I tried it myself and I fell in. I was wondering if I super glued my feet to some foam, if I could walk on water? It would make my morning commute to school so much faster. KKthx guys.

You used too many capitals. Try again.

on a hot day, would breast milk turn into breast cheese?

:roflmao:

I did a double take when I saw this thread title with your name under it; I thought you had done a master hijacking of my thread for a moment!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=296207

Oops! The title is now changed, sorry about that. I guess we make so many merton threads I lost track!

Thank you PC for the correction. :)

Ah, no worries... it just surprised me, that's all! ;) It's funny how MERTON has become such a legend.

"Thomas Merton was truly a renaissance man and the wide ranging scholarship on Merton's life and thought published in The Merton Annual witnesses eloquently to this. It is truly as multifaceted as Thomas Merton himself."
http://www.fonsvitae.com/thomasmertonmanual.html

I just googled his real name and pressed images and lookie what I found!!

http://www.mtbr.com/reviews/Saddle/Specialized_Avatar_Gel.jpg


An ASSHATCHET!!:roflmao: Poor merton. Poor poor merton.. *snicker!* :D

:lol:

i'm trying to save money for tuition, so if i squeeze my nipples can I get breast milk?

well i tried to milk myself with pliers and now my nipples are bleeding. if i drink my blood will it go back into circulation?

blood tastes salty, why is it salty?

blood tastes salty, why is it salty?

It's an evolutionary thing. Mosquitos need the salt in their diet or they'd die and even thought they're annoying creatures that transmit malaria, that's what spurred on human ingenuity to both learn how to treat malaria and improve the public health through better sanitation and made it possible for Americans to be the first people to succeed in building the canal connecting the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans through Panama allowing for more efficient commerce and higher consumption of goods so that American can bring about their premature deaths through environmental pollutants and diets rich in toxins now that malaria is no longer around to curb population growth. It's all part of the great cycle of life. Thanks for asking.

PS If you get a prescription for Lamictal, you might start lactating. It's one of the side effects.