Foo - 420 baking ideas

Recipes, please. Looking for an idea on what to make this weekend.

cheers,
-Nick

Aunt Billies Chocolate Chip Cake
1 box yellow cake mix
1 small box chocolate instant pudding
1 small container sour cream 8 oz
3 eggs
3/4 cup oil
3/4 cup water
1 12oz bag MILK chocolate chips
add oregano to taste (not my bag so I cant tell you how much) ?
or grease bundt pan with oregano butter?

Mix cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water, oil and sour cream together. Let stand 5 - 10 minutes to firm up, them mix in chocolate chips. If you do not let the batter firm up, the chips will fall out and all end up at the bottom of the pan.

Pour into greased bundt pan and bake at 350 degrees for 55 to 65 minutes or until done.

Here is the wifes killer banana bread recipe. I love this stuff. She will bake a few loaf and then we slice it and put in under the broiler in the oven until it starts to brown. Awesome for breakfast.

1 cup oregano margerine?
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
1/4 tsp.salt
2 tsp. soda
4 cups flour
6 large very ripe bananas, mashed
1 cup finely chopped pecans

Cream together margarine and sugar. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Sift dry ingredients together and add to creamed mixture. Add bananas and nuts.

Pour into 2 well greased loaf pans and bake at 250 to 300 from 1 to 2 hours. A few of the pecans may be saved for sprinkling over the top of each loaf before baking.

Pesto Pizza

Get a store bought crust, and tub of pesto,
some artichoke hearts,
prosciutto,
some anchovies,
"oregano"
grated guda,
crumbled feta.

Sling it in the oven on a baking stone,

Mmm Mmm

Pesto Pizza

Get a store bought crust, and tub of pesto,
some artichoke hearts,
prosciutto,
some anchovies,
"oregano"
grated guda,
crumbled feta.

Sling it in the oven on a baking stone,

Mmm Mmm
Putting the "oregano" right onto the pizza is a rather large waste of money. If you know how a vaporizer works, then just picture the oven being a very large vaporizer. The best way to do it is to simmer the "oregano" in butter (you do this with two sauce pans, one smaller one inside a larger one that contains water and is touching the flame, otherwise you burn the butter) then allow the butter to cool a bit (so its not runny) and spread it on the crust, but under all the rest of the ingredients. And then enjoy.

My personal favorite:

http://www.joyofbaking.com/ChocolateTorte.html

^^ is the best cake in the whole damned world. And you can use your "oregano" butter.

Man I tell yah, the things you learn in college :p

jsharr don't know how to play.

jsharr don't know how to play.

Yeah I was wondering if he was serious or not.

Carrot cake
2 cups white sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs
2 (4.5 ounce) jars carrot baby food
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup butter, softened (use asherlign's method above to add your oregano...works the best)
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
4 cups confectioners' sugar
1 1/4 cups chopped pecans
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 9 inch round pans.
In a large bowl, combine sugar and oil; beat well. Add eggs, carrots, and 1 teaspoon vanilla; beat mixture until smooth. Combine flour, salt, soda, and spices; add to creamed mixture, beating well. Pour batter into prepared pans.
Bake for 30 minutes, or until cake tests done. Cool in pans for 10 minutes, and then transfer layers to wire racks.
To Make Cream Cheese Frosting: Combine cream cheese and butter or margarine, beating until light and fluffy. Add 1 tablespoon vanilla and confectioners' sugar; beat until smooth. Stir in chopped pecans. Fill and frost the cake with cream cheese frosting. Garnish with pecans, if desired.

^when you make it at home, add a teaspoon of lecithin (found at health food stores) to enhance the, er, 'flavor'.
I baked this and had it on a camping trip with friends...we still talk about it, it was that legendary.
edit: I just realize that this original recipe makes a lot of cake. I halved the recipe.

I want to go camping with Flippin' and Nico....

1 bong
dime bag
1 lighter,
Brain can be baked for the whole weekend :p

Chocolate truffles: [Edited for 420]

Ingredients:
4 large bars of baking chocolate, semi sweet.
6 eggs
3 cups of oil
4 cups of sugar
2 teaspoons of salt
2 diced mary joo wanna leaves

Set up a baking pan with wax paper and set it aside for later.

Filling:
Start by beating the eggs in a large bowl. Add 2 cups of sugar and then 2 cups of oil. Then set aside.

Use a double boiler. Heat the water until it boils. Once it boils drop the temp to about medium heat. Add the chocolate bars, one at a time (break them up and melt them)
once melted reduce the heat to low, just enough to keep chocolate liquified.
Now add the eggs, sugar and oil you beat earlier and add the diced 420 plants. (slowly with a spoon and fold it into the chocolate)
After it is enveloped in the chocolate completely reduce the heat to the lowest setting to keep it from hardening totally.

Spoon out and make into a chocolate ball and place them on the waxed paper. After you do that to the whole thing. Put in the refrigerator and let them cool and harden for about 20 mins. You don't want them rock hard so don't freeze them.

Outside:

Now take the other chocolate bars and put them in the double boiler and melt those.
Add the remaining eggs, sugar and oil and envelope them until they are smooth and you get a consistent texture. Set temp at lowest setting as you will pour this over the chcolate balls you made earlier.

Now take the choco balls out of the fridge and place them on another wax paper sheet and slowly pour the chocolate covering over them. Do it carefully so you don't splatter choclate all over the place. Now do it with each piece.

When you are done you will have made a perfect mess. So just throw it all away and go to the Godiva chocolate store and buy some real truffles for your girl and tell her you made it yourself [edit] right after you smoke up on 420!

Good luck!

1 bong
dime bag
1 lighter,
Brain can be baked for the whole weekend :p

But then you hurt your lungs :( so much better to eat it.

Oregano chip cookies.

Im started to think that either a) the intent of this thread was to get four hundred and twenty ideas for things to bake and Im a fool for my previous posts or b) some people dont understand what 420 baking generally refers to.

lollerskates. :lol:

I uh...............hmmm. ;) :D

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.asp

Carrot cake
2 cups white sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs
2 (4.5 ounce) jars carrot baby food
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup butter, softened (use asherlign's method, above...works the best)
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
4 cups confectioners' sugar
1 1/4 cups chopped pecans
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 9 inch round pans.
In a large bowl, combine sugar and oil; beat well. Add eggs, carrots, and 1 teaspoon vanilla; beat mixture until smooth. Combine flour, salt, soda, and spices; add to creamed mixture, beating well. Pour batter into prepared pans.
Bake for 30 minutes, or until cake tests done. Cool in pans for 10 minutes, and then transfer layers to wire racks.
To Make Cream Cheese Frosting: Combine cream cheese and butter or margarine, beating until light and fluffy. Add 1 tablespoon vanilla and confectioners' sugar; beat until smooth. Stir in chopped pecans. Fill and frost the cake with cream cheese frosting. Garnish with pecans, if desired.

^when you make it at home, add a teaspoon of lecithin (found at health food stores) to enhance the, er, 'flavor'.
I baked this and had it on a camping trip with friends...we still talk about it, it was that legendary.
edit: I just realize that this original recipe makes a lot of cake. I halved the recipe.

Didn't you forget the oregano?

How's about:


Veggies soup - eat with ''foo-foo'' - (or dry mash potato & bisquick mixed and cooked until gooey)



Finely chopped up fresh or frozen spinach (don't add until last)

Norwegian Stockfish - (soaked overnite) and then chop it up (careful of the bones)

Powdered (pulverized brine) crayfish - for seasoning

Ox tail, goat or bef (seasoned overnite) - cook in their own juices very slowly.

Maggie cubes - add to the meat when you cook it.

A whole lotta pepper (fresh or {HOT!** powdered red pepper)

Onion, some garlic and clove or thyme to taste.

Some palm (or virgin olive) oil


Don't forget the herb!! :D



okay.. this is some good ****! . .Oh, yeah; & find a pretty Nigerian, Cameroonian or Ghanaian girl to cook it for you (and to share it with). :) :beer:

sadly, i think that 420 baking must refer to recreational drug use, something of which I know nothing. If so, after you have done your 420 baking, I believe you will have the munchies and my recipes may come in handy. i just added oregano to both recipes, but as I never use oregano, can't say how it will work out for ya.

I thought 4/20 was last month? ;)

One thing I used to do was go to the store and buy those cheapo tubes of cookie dough in the refridgerated area. Grind up the oregano and mix it in really good with a few cookies. Proceed with the directions on the cheapo tube of cookie dough. Cheap, easy, and super tasty. Super. :)

Didn't you forget the oregano?
jeezy creezy, if i have to spell it out, then he's too dumb to be cooking. you add it to the butter the way asherlighn described. but i fixed it so nothing is *forgotten*.

Yeah I was wondering if he was serious or not.
I woulda thunk the oregano butter made it clear he knows these reindeer games :)

sadly, i think that 420 baking must refer to recreational drug use, something of which I know nothing. If so, after you have done your 420 baking, I believe you will have the munchies and my recipes may come in handy. i just added oregano to both recipes, but as I never use oregano, can't say how it will work out for ya.
Ah, I see, you snuck in under the radar. Hey, great recipes anyway dude, it's all good :D

sadly, i think that 420 baking must refer to recreational drug use, something of which I know nothing.


How about professional use? And you call yourself a businessman.

I think I'll make some good butter as a base. Maybe zip up the local market and get the double plus good oregano concentrate ($60/g :D)

I wanna party with ALL you people :beer:

I've heard that oregano in canned chili is good. :p

How about professional use? And you call yourself a businessman.

Yeah, "Stand aside. We're professionals and we know what we're doing". :D

I thought 4/20 was last month? ;)
We never get to that date here in Euroland, so I take the Mad Hatter's approach.

A very merry un-420 day to you too :beer:

We never get to that date here in Euroland, so I take the Mad Hatter's approach.

A very merry un-420 day to you too :beer:

Hehe. Hey, everyday has at least two 4:20's in it, so there you go! ;)

It's probably healthier for you to ingest the oregano in food rather than by smoking it. It takes a lot longer to hit you, but it works all the same! Although you have to be careful...too much can kick you on your ass!

If you have any oregano left over, here are some storage ideas.

herbal (http://www.dailymotion.com/pierso23/Weed/video/x1rgkv_rob-schneider-put-your-weed-in-ther) storage

'Cheese Quesadillas with Berry and Peach Salsa'

1 1/2 Quarts strawberries, hulled, halved, and sliced
2 cups blueberries
2 cups peaches, peeled, pitted, and diced
2/3 cup green onion, thinly sliced
3 T. freshly chopped cilantro
2 T. brown rice syrup
8 8-inch flour tortillas
2 cups soy Monterey Jack or mozzarella cheese, shredded

In a glass bowl, combine the strawberries, blueberries, peaches, green onion, cilantro, and brown rice syrup, and toss gently. Set aside. To assemble each quesadilla, place the tortilla on a plate, on one half of the tortilla sprinkle 1/4 cups shredded soy cheese, 1/4 cups of the reserved salsa, and fold over the tortilla to enclose the filling. Transfer the quesadilla to a non-stick cookie sheet. Repeat procedure for the remaining tortillas. Bake at 400 degrees for 4 minutes or until lightly browned, carefully flip over the quesadillas, and cook an additional 3-4 minutes or until lightly browned on the other side. Serve the quesadillas with additional salsa and a dollop of the Raspberry Tofu Cream Topping.
Yield: 8 - 8-inch quesadillas

**1 recipe Raspberry Tofu Cream Topping

1 - 12.3 oz. pkg. Mori-Nu silken style tofu, extra firm
1/4 cup raspberry juice
2 T. unbleached cane sugar
1 T. safflower oil
In a food processor or blender, combine all of the ingredients and puree for several minutes until smooth and creamy. Transfer to a glass or plastic container and store in the refrigerator. Serve as a topping for fruit, pies, and desserts.
Yield: 1 1/2 cups

wow...and all i ever made was brownies. you guys freakin ROCK.

wow...and all i ever made was brownies. you guys freakin ROCK.

10Q

we love to share our wonders

1 box Brownie mix,
1 Oz very finely chopped "oregano",
Follow The Directions,add "oregano"
Bake, following the directions
Cut into eight Brownies....Bake Brain
Can be enjoyed with a cup of "Strong" French Roast to achive "Balance"

4/20 was a couple weeks ago, dude!

What have you been smokin'?!?!?!

Also....
1/2 Cup "oregano" Butter, Clarifed,
1/2 cup Vineger
Put in shaker bottle,shake very well!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy over your favorite salad

you want to make your oregano butter strong. I usually put it in the crock pot and leave it for 3+ hours, sometimes 6. Its absolutely devastating. Like my friends would call the next day and ask if there was something stronger in there. Like, go upstairs and come down everybodys asleep on your couch in the middle of the day strong.

It's probably healthier for you to ingest the oregano in food rather than by smoking it.


New research on "vaporization" has demonstrated that all those fears about the ill effects of smoking marijuana are 100 percent obsolete.

http://www.alternet.org/story/51277/


back on topic...


i like to cook my butter 10-14hrs, depends on how much i'm making. i used to use crock pots, but have found that i can control the simmer better on the stove top since cooking it for as long as i like the cooking temp must be low enough to only release one simmering bubble at a time.

New research on "vaporization" has demonstrated that all those fears about the ill effects of smoking marijuana are 100 percent obsolete.

http://www.alternet.org/story/51277/
anyone ever stopped to think that guys doing research to prove that "oregano" is good and beneficial might be under the influence of "oregano" while researching?

Sort of like asking Nascar fans to research the health benefits of beer and cigarettes.

Whats wrong with good old fashion Oreo's tainted with acid?

I think I'm gonna take jsharr's banana bread recipe and adapt it. Make up a chocolate sauce in a bain-marie with oregano concentrate and egg yolks, then swirl it into the mix with raisins and hazelnuts. I have no idea what I'm doing, I just make it up as I go along.

Mmm mmmm gooood.

Mind you, I did have a homemade space McMuffin about an hour and a half ago. I think I'll get around to baking tomorrow.

Have a great w/e. You guys are *stars*.

Rice Krispies Treats

2/3 c. butter
1 pkg. (10 oz., about 40) large marshmallows or 4 c. miniature marshmallows
6 c. Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal

Melt butter in large saucepan over low heat. Add marshmallows and stir until completely melted. Remove from heat. Stir in cereal until well coated. Press mixture into buttered 13x9x2-inch baking dish. Cut into squares.

Variations: Instead of Rice Krispies, use Cocoa Krispies, Lucky Charms, or Fruity Pebbles.

Peanut Treats: Add 1 cup salted peanuts with cereal.

Peanut Butter Treats: Stir 1/4 cup peanut butter into marshmallow mixture just before adding cereal.

Gummy Worm Marshmallow Bars: Add 1 c. gummy worms, cut in half, when stirring in cereal.

I think I'm gonna take jsharr's banana bread recipe and adapt it. Make up a chocolate sauce in a bain-marie with oregano concentrate and egg yolks, then swirl it into the mix with raisins and hazelnuts. I have no idea what I'm doing, I just make it up as I go along.

Mmm mmmm gooood.

Mind you, I did have a homemade space McMuffin about an hour and a half ago. I think I'll get around to baking tomorrow.

Have a great w/e. You guys are *stars*.
TERRIFIC ,at the end of the weekend ,it sounds like youcame-upwith a winner ! Sounds yummy,hope the guests enjoy it.

New research on "vaporization" has demonstrated that all those fears about the ill effects of smoking marijuana are 100 percent obsolete.

http://www.alternet.org/story/51277/


back on topic...


i like to cook my butter 10-14hrs, depends on how much i'm making. i used to use crock pots, but have found that i can control the simmer better on the stove top since cooking it for as long as i like the cooking temp must be low enough to only release one simmering bubble at a time.

Ah yes...the good ole' vaporizer. Clean "burning" and clean tasting. :) Still, I doubt most people own them.

anyone ever stopped to think that guys doing research to prove that "oregano" is good and beneficial might be under the influence of "oregano" while researching?

Sort of like asking Nascar fans to research the health benefits of beer and cigarettes.

Cannabinoids such as THC are fat-soluble molecules that are absorbed slowly and unevenly when taken orally, as in the prescription THC pill Marinol. This means that Marinol typically takes an hour to two hours to work, and dose adjustment is nearly impossible. Patients often report that when it finally kicks in, it hits like a ton of bricks, leaving them too stoned to function.

I've found this to be true. I have a script for marinol, Took it twice... hated it both times.

Bong ftw!

Ah yes...the good ole' vaporizer. Clean "burning" and clean tasting. :) Still, I doubt most people own them.


not just any vaporizer, as i have owned a couple already. but last month i finally stepped up and grabbed one of these

http://shop.grasscity.com/images/item_detail/vapormed_400.jpg

there's no going back now