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05-15-07, 12:29 PM
Nicola Levy was a depressed young woman. She was so desperate that one day, she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the River Thames.
When Nicola arrives at the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her when he found out she was Jewish, He said to her, "Look, IĈm Jewish too. You've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought Nicola aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine ship-wide search, Nicola was discovered and taken to the Captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked her.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," Nicola explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and in return, IĈm making love to him."
"Lady," said the Captain, "YouĈve made a big mistake û this ship never leaves the Thames, this is the Woolwich Ferry!"
When Nicola arrives at the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her when he found out she was Jewish, He said to her, "Look, IĈm Jewish too. You've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought Nicola aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine ship-wide search, Nicola was discovered and taken to the Captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked her.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," Nicola explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and in return, IĈm making love to him."
"Lady," said the Captain, "YouĈve made a big mistake û this ship never leaves the Thames, this is the Woolwich Ferry!"