General Cycling Discussion - The jig is up!

OK folks, we can hide it no longer. All cyclists are very obviously a bunch of drug-trafficking lunatic hippie tossers. That is the world according to my neighbour.

You see, this guy, saw me cleaning my bike the other day (I didn't think it was that unusual) and started giving me some weird looks. Well, I ignored it and forgot about it, until I came home yesterday and found a heap of police with sniffer dogs hanging around. Then I looked across and saw (guess who), directing (or trying to direct) the whole operation.

Now, I've clearly outsmarted the police. I must have, the didn't find anything and went back to whatever it was they were doing, probably figuring the old guy was just a moron :rolleyes:

:eek:

Chris

Yes, no one could possibly look so lean unless they were addicted to crack cocaine. What else could it be?

Where else would we get all of that amazing energy?

Drugs, has to be!

;)

Chris, you should have offered him some "White Lightning" to show there were no hard feelings. :D

How funny. :D The police were at your house? geez

Isn't wasting police resources some kind of offence?

Originally posted by Allister
Isn't wasting police resources some kind of offence?

That's what I thought. I think he said the word "drugs". That seems to get their attention.

BTW, One of my Screaming Jets CDs has got a song on it, in which the first line is: "I'm a drug f***ed, mutha f***in maniac." I could have some fun with that later on! :D

Chris

Next time you clean your bike talk very loud to it kinda like that guy from the movie Full Metal Jacket. See what kinda looks you get then.

Chris, he was probably hallucinating from his own drugs, and thought he saw a 600 lb. gorrilla washing his bike. ;)
Go figure! :p

I think a burning bag of poo on his doorstep and vigorous ringing of the bell is in order!

Originally posted by Chris L
OK folks, we can hide it no longer. All cyclists are very obviously a bunch of drug-trafficking lunatic hippie tossers. :rolleyes:

:eek:

Chris

Please dont draw any more attention to this topic than is necessary. You are giving away all my secerts:D
And if you what to have fun with a cd just put on an Eminem cd.

Originally posted by Chris L


Now, I've clearly outsmarted the police. I must have, the didn't find anything and went back to whatever it was they were doing

So where did you really hide your stach? :p

Originally posted by PapeteeBooh

So where did you really hide your stach? :p

Awww dang! Now you're onto me! :eek:

Hells Angels hid their amphetimines in their Hogs' crankcases, hence the term "crank". The school kids just look at me stupidly when I ask them if they wanna do some "bottom bracket"? :D

The saga continues...

Some dude in my neighbourhood asked me if I had a bong for him today. And when I said I didn't, he offered to shout me one. I wonder if he's been talking to the old bastard at all.

Chris

Hoo Weeee I'ze got me some pree-me umm high grade whart-lartnun" !!! and I'm see-an ma chain spinnin' Hehehe...;)

Originally posted by Buddy Hayden
Hoo Weeee I'ze got me some pree-me umm high grade whart-lartnun" !!! and I'm see-an ma chain spinnin' Hehehe...;)

So this is what happened to Chris L's stash, hmm? :D