You are fat

[scrapmetal]

if you lay on the beach and Greenpeace will try to push you back in the ocean.

[Cyclaholic]

when you sit around the house, you sit around the house.

[Cyclaholic]

when greenpeace finally get you back in the water they have to pull you back out to let the tide in.

[Cyclaholic]

your cheeto crums don't fall on your chin, they go into orbit around your middle.

[Velomancer]

... your blood type is Ragu.

[Brillig]

When you haul ass, you need to make two trips.

[marin1]

your cheeto crums don't fall on your chin, they go into orbit around your middle.
I always heard it as "you're so fat, you have smaller fat people orbiting around you".

[darthenstein]

When you walk across the floor, the radio skips.

[Cyclaholic]

When you walk across the floor, the radio skips.

When you walk across the road, traffic skips.

[Velomancer]

The talking weighing machine says "one at a time please".

[Cyclaholic]

You know you're fat when your size is also your zip code.

[Pwnt]

when you have smaller fat people orbiting around you.

[oktokrewl]

when you sit on a rainbow, and skittles pop out...

when you jump in the air, and get stuck...

when you fall in love, and break it...

when your waist size is equator...

when the only pictures of you are satellite pictures...

when you break your leg, and gravy pours out..

when you step on a scale, and it reads "to be continued..."

when you see a school bus full of white kids and yell "Stop that Twinkie!"...



I can go on forever... :D

[~Stuart~]

when you sit on a quarter(canadian) and the queens nose runs

[curb hash]

...when you contract flesh eating disease and the doctor tells you you have eighty seven years to live.

[dipy911]

Beep Beep Beep Forklift to get to hospital.

dipy911

[curb hash]

...when you go missing and they need all four sides of the milk carton to print your photo.

[~Stuart~]

...when every time you turn around its your birthday again

[On Your Right]

.....the back of you neck looks like a pack of hotdog weiners!!