Red Rider
05-19-07, 12:55 PM
Q: What do you call someone who covers his parts in chick peas, garlic
and tahini?
A: A hummusexual.
and tahini?
A: A hummusexual.
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BroMax
05-19-07, 03:50 PM
Q: What do you call a A hummusexual who has had a vasectomy?
A: A seedless fruit.
A: A seedless fruit.
BroMax
05-19-07, 04:01 PM
Q: What do you call a busload of lawyers crashing off a bridge and sinking to the bottom of the river?
A: A good start.
(A lawyer told me that one 20 years ago--on my time BTW--so no reprimands, please. I paid good money for that joke, even if it wasn't new.)
A: A good start.
(A lawyer told me that one 20 years ago--on my time BTW--so no reprimands, please. I paid good money for that joke, even if it wasn't new.)
Stacey
05-20-07, 03:31 PM
Q: What do you call a busload of lawyers with an empty seat crashing off a bridge and sinking to the bottom of the river?
A: A damn shame.
A: A damn shame.
Bob Ross
05-24-07, 09:55 AM
(A lawyer told me that one 20 years ago--on my time BTW--so no reprimands, please. I paid good money for that joke, even if it wasn't new.)
My favorite true lawyer-on-the-clock story: A former boss of mine was visiting his lawyer's office, and the lawyer, who was also an amateur guitarist in a rock'n'roll band, immediately started excitedly telling my boss about his band's first gig the night before.
"It was awesome, there were nearly 100 people in the audience, they really liked our songs, we played well, and we each made $50!"
My boss looks at his watch and says "In the time it took you to tell me that you made another $50, now can we get to work?"
My favorite true lawyer-on-the-clock story: A former boss of mine was visiting his lawyer's office, and the lawyer, who was also an amateur guitarist in a rock'n'roll band, immediately started excitedly telling my boss about his band's first gig the night before.
"It was awesome, there were nearly 100 people in the audience, they really liked our songs, we played well, and we each made $50!"
My boss looks at his watch and says "In the time it took you to tell me that you made another $50, now can we get to work?"
FlatTop
05-25-07, 10:20 AM
What do you call a guy who is turned on by a canned ham?
That's right, he's a Hormel-sexual.
That's right, he's a Hormel-sexual.
Stacey
05-25-07, 10:41 AM
What do you call two Irish gay guys?
Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael
Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael
classic1
05-27-07, 01:50 AM
did you hear about the two Scottish gay blokes? Ben Doon and Phil McCracken.
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