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Digital Gee
05-19-07, 11:21 PM
A Fredette?

A Wilma?

I saw so many women on bikes today, and none of them was even close to OCP. They wore regular shorts, some had flip flops, some in tennies, and they all looked good. Every last one. Can't say that about all Freds, you know. Just sayin'


maddmaxx
05-19-07, 11:31 PM
I'm not sure if there really is a female Fred. Could be one of those things that is considered possible but not ever observed.

Wildwood
05-19-07, 11:49 PM
A Fredette? A Wilma?

I like Wilma. Goes with Fred (in an adulterous kinda way).

How about Frederika?

DG - me thinks you hang around the beach areas too much.


Big Paulie
05-20-07, 12:16 AM
Frederique!!!

maddmaxx
05-20-07, 12:22 AM
Now bringing back that picture is worth a contest win BP. Got any projects in the works, I'll see what's in the goody bag.

Big Paulie
05-20-07, 12:41 AM
Woo woo!

I sure could use a back-up saddle...a Specialized Alias 155...preferably in white, and the 2007 model only.

maddmaxx
05-20-07, 05:29 AM
Do you actually use a saddle to back up? I assumed that this was done while standing on the pedals. That's what the guy in the circus does.

The Weak Link
05-20-07, 06:04 AM
I think they're called "Betty"'s.

The Weak Link
05-20-07, 06:05 AM
Unless they mountain bike. There is an organization called WOmen's Mountain Biking And Tea Society, or WOMBATS. I think they're located in NoCal.

Red Rider
05-20-07, 06:18 AM
A Fredette?

A Wilma?

I saw so many women on bikes today...some had flip flops, some in tennies, and they all looked good. Every last one. Can't say that about all Freds, you know. Just sayin'

You call them Hot. :D

Wino Ryder
05-20-07, 06:26 AM
Dont think female "freds" exists on this planet. Wimmens are not scrutinized and made fun of like guys are. They are observed, and admired from near and far.

:D

The Weak Link
05-20-07, 06:40 AM
Dont think female "freds" exists on this planet. Wimmens are not scrutinized and made fun of like guys are. They are observed, and admired from near and far.

:D
They get scrutinized by some of us.

I think it might be tougher on the Bettys, actually. Take beach wear. Middle aged guys, if they're dumb, have no problem walking around in a banana hammock, no matter how pitiful the whole thing might appear (don't think too hard about my choice of words). Take a middle aged woman in a bikini, who really shouldn't be wearing one, and everyone from the local police to the Environmental Protection Agency gets involved.

The health and safety issue is when you are riding in a park where every single U. of Louisville coed is jogging, dressed in skimpy little shorts and wearing a sports bra. Riding into the back of a parked car at speed is no laughing matter.

John Z
05-20-07, 08:38 AM
same as the guys- an individual

jppe
05-20-07, 11:05 AM
I have to agree with Wino and Red Rider. I think it's just terrific to see them out on a bike.........for lots of reasons.

SemperFi
05-20-07, 11:25 AM
How about Frieda?

Tom Bombadil
05-20-07, 03:42 PM
Frederique!!!

Is that one of them there biking bibs that Frederique is wearing?

Tom Bombadil
05-20-07, 03:48 PM
How about Frieda?

According to this source:

http://members.tripod.com/geert_pc/slang.htm

you are essentially correct! It is Freida. Frieda is probably acceptable.

John E
05-20-07, 04:40 PM
My father's wife is named Freda, I suspect after her father, who was a Fred.

My favorite local bike shop is owned by a genuine Fred.

chipcom
05-20-07, 04:43 PM
If she's hot, you call her darlin, if she's not, she's a Wilma.

RoMad
05-20-07, 06:50 PM
I just call the one that rides with me "honey". She doesn't wear her riding pants, won't use clipless pedals, has the biggest seat bag she could find on a Litespeed, and I like her just the way she is.

MTBLover
05-20-07, 08:23 PM
If she's hot, you call her darlin, if she's not, she's a Wilma.

And if she's really hot, she's fredalicious. But don't call her that. Sort of ranks up (down) there with "come here often?"

rubic
05-20-07, 09:04 PM
Frederique!!!
Come on now, look at those un-muscled legs. She's no rider, she's a sub-Freida.

Big Paulie
05-20-07, 09:27 PM
Come on now, look at those un-muscled legs. She's no rider, she's a sub-Freida.
Let me get this straight (:) pun intended:) )...you have a problem with Frederique's legs?

roccobike
05-20-07, 09:44 PM
Frederique!!!
Oh yeah, she's not OCP. You can tell because her outfit isn't color coordinated to her bike.

rubic
05-20-07, 09:46 PM
Let me get this straight (:) pun intended:) )...you have a problem with Frederique's legs?
Let me staighten this out (pun also intended:D ). Her legs aren't built for cycling but I'm sure they work just fine for life's other endeavors.;)

oilman_15106
05-20-07, 10:50 PM
I don't know but I would not call this biker chick a Freddett http://www.dirtragmag.com/merch/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=25

Big Paulie
05-20-07, 11:11 PM
How about these ladies?

Digital Gee
05-20-07, 11:13 PM
The bottom two pictures, Big Paulie sir, aren't working.

EDIT: Well damn! By the time I posted this they're gone!

Digital Gee
05-20-07, 11:17 PM
http://www.thehumanaught.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/laowaicarblocker02.jpg

Digital Gee
05-20-07, 11:19 PM
http://www.lib.udel.edu/ud/spec/exhibits/women/bike.jpg

Digital Gee
05-20-07, 11:21 PM
http://www.luminous-landscape.com/images-24/woman-0n-bike-thumb.jpg

Tom Bombadil
05-20-07, 11:24 PM
I'm sure some of our own pictures would be appropriate in a Fred thread.

Big Paulie
05-21-07, 12:06 AM
The bottom two pictures, Big Paulie sir, aren't working.

EDIT: Well damn! By the time I posted this they're gone!
As Nelson on the Simpsons would say...

Big Paulie
05-21-07, 12:09 AM
http://www.luminous-landscape.com/images-24/woman-0n-bike-thumb.jpg
I think this woman is a babe. Out shopping on a cool bike, totally not a Fred...

BluesDawg
05-21-07, 04:38 AM
not a Wilma
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/GonzoDawg/bicycles/cycles_cabernet_centralcoast_2004.jpg

Road Fan
05-21-07, 06:17 AM
Mrs. Road Fan, formerly named FFRED, is graduating from "just my old shorts" to "where'd you put my biking shorts with the pads???"

Looks good in them, too!!

Road Fan
05-21-07, 06:18 AM
I think this woman is a babe. Out shopping on a cool bike, totally not a Fred...

This is actually Mrs. Road Fan's ideal!!

Road Fan