Foo - What Items Do You Bring With You When You Go Out Bicycling?

The items that I bring with me when I go out riding are:

1. rack trunk
2. blinkies
3. identification
4. money
5. epilepsy medications
6. water
7. wristwatch
8. medical bracelet
9. eyeglasses
10. gloves
11. windbreaker and/or rain jacket
12. air horn and/or whistle
13. washcloth

What items do you bring when you go out bicycling?

Please...no jokes. I'm serious about this.

Lube,
allen wrenches
spare tube
Cellphone
A little money (sometimes more than a little)
eyeglasses

If it is a longer ride, the list grows , mainly water and food.

When Salsa goes for a road ride:

A flat kit
$20 bill
Cell phone
ID
Toilet paper
20 oz water per hour of estimated ride time

When Salsa goes for a road ride:
spare tube & tools to fix a flat (w/ big air cannister)
water
power/conex link & chain tool
cell phone

Mountain bike ride:
same as above
some sort of powerbar
all-purpose tool
bits of duct tape for emergencies (2 wraps around the head tube will make a decent bandage)

Always:
2 tubes
CO2 Inflater with at least 3 cartridges
tire levers
Blinkie
Allen wrench multi-tool

When commuting:
headlight
panniers
laptop
work clothes
Park MTB-3 multi-tool

When going on a ride for fun, I bring a spare tube, tire levers, a multitool, pinking shears, a chain tool, water, headlight & blinkies, a top hat, some change, a knife, a pump, and sometimes my wallet and a cell phone.

When commuting, add to that panniers, a rack trunk, an AK-47, handlebar bag, chain lube, a change of boots, a belt, a Faberge egg, three pterodactyls, reading material, a sweater (I need to take that out, sweater weather is done for the year...), and change the "sometimes a wallet and cell phone" to always the wallet and two cell phones.

Cash
raingear
Spare tube (3 if touring)
patch kit
cell phone
camera
Clif Bar
Shot blocks
Glucose tabs

Touring load:
spare tire if touring
all of above
Extra clothes
sleeping bag
tent or tarp
If tarp, trekking poles
3 days food
water (4 gals if going remote)
3 water bottles
Bear Spray
trailer
stuff sack pillow
sleeping mat
ground sheet
stove
silver
mess kit
first aid kit, advanced
waterproof matches
pipe
tobacco
book or two
lights
extra glove pair

Add in 15mm wrench,
multitool
pump
tire levers

I've actually ditched the multitool in favor of the right sized allen wrenches (2) and a leatherman. It seems that every flat I get I gotta pull something out of the tire. Once it was a dry wall screw...I used the phillips head screw driver.

When I go riding:

Tube
Tire levers
Allen wrench set
Crescent wrench
Toilet paper
Knife
Water(sometimes water insert)
Cell phone
Migraine pills
Codeine aspirin- just in case I'm in some kind of emotional or physical pain
Wallet +money
Camera
Patch kit

When I go riding with Siu-
Water
Camera
Wallet
Cell phone

I dump everything else out before I go, she can't stand clicking and is a pretty good mechanic, so I just rely on her. :p