Foo - No diapers for my little one!

Did any of you "catch" that crap?

Those moms never talked about missing a poopies
I'm thinking the first missed poop
would be the last missed poop

wtf?

I am perplexed.

stop doing drugs.

Yeah, I saw that. Read about it last year about the time my daughter was born, too. Just another wacko fad. Kind of like "measles parties".... :rolleyes:

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42?

Beef Jerky?

Quail?

I vote quail. They're easy to potty train.

...or cook.

42?

Beef Jerky?

Quail?


Quail.

Why does no one ever see the potential of quail jerky or porcupine jerky? It's the clear choice.

It is rare to find a quail large enough jerk. and it is not worth the risk to jerk a porcupine. miss one quill and it is good night irene. God made cows big so that we could have beef jerky, and lots of it.

42?

Beef Jerky?

Quail?
I ate a pound of beef jerky for breakfast the other day....

BAD IDEA.

Now he's pooping quail.

It is rare to find a quail large enough jerk. and it is not worth the risk to jerk a porcupine. miss one quill and it is good night irene. God made cows big so that we could have beef jerky, and lots of it.


Who's Irene?

eating beef jerky is never a bad idea.

i think you could eat pepto bismol and have a stomach ache from it Pheard!

Quail eggs.

It is rare to find a quail large enough jerk. and it is not worth the risk to jerk a porcupine. miss one quill and it is good night irene. God made cows big so that we could have beef jerky, and lots of it.

We talked about this. Stop jerking my cow.

Who's Irene?

Asian woman with one leg longer than the other? :rolleyes:

Who's Irene?
she is the lady that goes to sleep everytime someone gets their esophagus pierced by a jerked porcupine quill.

We talked about this. Stop jerking my cow.
Your cow is not worth jerking. I spent 20 minutes last time trying to get milk. All I got for my efforts was a few tablespoons of milk that was way to thick to drink. You need to take her to the vet and get that checked out.

Your cow is not worth jerking. I spent 20 minutes last time trying to get milk. All I got for my efforts was a few tablespoons of milk that was way to thick to drink. You need to take him to the vet and get that checked out.

Fixed.

:eek:

...ummmm Jeff, buddy, we need to have a loooong, looooooooong talk...

oh ew.

Fixed.
If he is fixed, then how did what happened happen?

If he is fixed, then how did what happened happen?

Well, it took you 20 damn minutes. You must be talented. And have massive forearms.

Your cow is not worth jerking. I spent 20 minutes last time trying to get milk. All I got for my efforts was a few tablespoons of milk that was way to thick to drink. You need to take her to the vet and get that checked out.


HA! You need to get your coffee in before the early morning cow "milking!" :p Maybe then you'd pay more attention to what you were jerking.

I eats me spinach. I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam!

In other nwes.

Melancoly Canadian dairy farmers are bitterly embroiled in a land use fiasco with invading Inuit seal hunters. Seal hunter spoksman Clubber Lang says dairy farmers are churning the waters over nothing. Farmer Creamy Loins claims that the Inuit have been pelting them with seal dung.

Details as story develops.

If he is fixed, then how did what happened happen?

All it takes is a little electricity.

In other nwes.

Melancoly Canadian dairy farmers are bitterly embroiled in a land use fiasco with invading Inuit seal hunters. Seal hunter spoksman Clubber Lang says dairy farmers are churning the waters over nothing. Farmer Creamy Loins claims that the Inuit have been pelting them with seal dung.

Details as story develops.

The force with which I just laughed has caused me to blood from my stomach. No foolin'.

Jsharr = creamy loins

oh god...

I'm sorry. :o

no you are not, you liar!:D

It sounded good tho'. :roflmao:

still bleeding...don't mind me...

wait, what is this thread again?

What are creamy loins?

pork chops in white gravy?

still bleeding...don't mind me...

wait, what is this thread again?
careful, the blood will attract Explody Pup.

Speaking of seal hunters... When the bartender asked the baby seal "What'll ya have?" what did the baby seal answer?

"Anything but Canadian Club." ba-da-bump-ching

What are creamy loins?

god...so many possibilities...

I've got nothing. I've just got nothing.

careful, the blood will attract Explody Pup.

and you don't think bull milk will?

Speaking of seal hunters... When the bartender asked the baby seal "What'll ya have?" what did the baby seal answer?

"Anything but Canadian Club." ba-da-bump-ching
Penguins love ice cream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=radqC4aTz0w)

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Asian woman with one leg longer than the other? :rolleyes:

Lunch all over screen. Thanks. :D

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POOP

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POOP

BOOGER!

(Isn't that what got Dr. Johnny Fever fired from his job before the WKRP gig?)

I think the proper answer to this dilemma is nothing short of bear jerky.

Just think f it.....a bear, jerkyized....it's just so....EXELLENT!!!!

I think the proper answer to this dilemma is nothing short of bear jerky.

Just think f it.....a bear, jerkyized....it's just so....EXELLENT!!!!

I've had bear jerky. It WAS excellent.

I doubt the bear thought so. But I enjoyed it.

Quail eating pie with a porcupine watching.

is the porcupine eating beef jerky?

i would not want to jerk any animal that could kill me. no shark jerky, no bear jerky, no dinosaur jerky. just good ol, walk up the cow and shoot it beef jerky.