Moishe

[scrapmetal]

Moishe, tired of his wife Hette asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now Hette just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, Hette is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, Moishe comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, Hette fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" Hette asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years

[Brillig]

Careful, I had that joke pulled and got reprimanded by a rogue mod for posting that joke a month or two ago.

"Sexist".

(Seriously).

But my punchline was better. After telling her the method, she asks "Will that work?" And he replies, "Sure, why not? It worked on your ass"

[Stacey]

+1 on the alt ending

[zephyr16]

lol... wow thats funny

[al-wagner]

Careful, I had that joke pulled and got reprimanded by a rogue mod for posting that joke a month or two ago.

"Sexist".

(Seriously).

But my punchline was better. After telling her the method, she asks "Will that work?" And he replies, "Sure, why not? It worked on your ass"
+1:D

[scrapmetal]

Careful, I had that joke pulled and got reprimanded by a rogue mod for posting that joke a month or two ago.

"Sexist".

(Seriously).

But my punchline was better. After telling her the method, she asks "Will that work?" And he replies, "Sure, why not? It worked on your ass"

Yeah, your punchline gives it straight, the one I posted takes a second to figure it out.