Foo - Where Should the Cypress really live?

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KingTermite
05-29-07, 08:48 AM
Explody Pup's underwear drawer.
blonduathlongrl
05-29-07, 08:48 AM
in my basement.
muahahahaha!
BananaTugger
05-29-07, 08:51 AM
Quail.
I mean, come on!!!1
in my basement.
muahahahaha!
Or your cabana?
Velo Vol
05-29-07, 08:55 AM
Explody Pup's moon base porcupine ranch.
CyLowe97
05-29-07, 08:56 AM
The same place all old sick dogs go.... To a farm out in the country.
At least, that's where they TOLD me little ol' Fido went. No one will tell me which farm so I can go visit....
KrisPistofferson
05-29-07, 08:58 AM
Gary Busey's Gazebo of Lamention. (GBGL)
Cypress
05-29-07, 09:02 AM
in my basement.
muahahahaha!
In your anything, babe.
catatonic
05-29-07, 09:04 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/catatonic_cyclist/you-have-angered-the-gazebo.jpg
blonduathlongrl
05-29-07, 09:05 AM
Or your cabana?
:lol: Ive always wanted a cabana boy! oh my, "the cypress" as my cabana boy has my head spinning!
blonduathlongrl
05-29-07, 09:06 AM
In your anything, babe.
Oh My... it's baby,not babe.. how many times do I need to tell ya? "BABY!":p
Cypress
05-29-07, 09:09 AM
I'll be your pool boy. Leopard bikini and all.
Need some sun tan oil?
VegaVixen
05-29-07, 09:23 AM
Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
get cuda to change the wording your option VV!
efrobert
05-29-07, 09:31 AM
I had to go with the Van.
RyanF would kick his a$$ daily, so I couldn't go with that one.
And the van could be moved if necessary.
Flippin Sweet
05-29-07, 11:32 AM
...subsisting on a steady diet of government cheese...
jyossarian
05-29-07, 12:13 PM
This pie still has no poll. Or vice versa. Post pics of cypress' gf.
Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/gimp.jpg
Cypress
05-29-07, 12:22 PM
Awww, I dun wanna be the gimp. :( :(
This pie still has no poll. Or vice versa. Post pics of cypress' gf.
The Beef Jerky Factory also makes pie.
http://www.downtownkalispellmt.com/images/downtowncollageb.jpg
Look close, she may be in one of those.
bikingshearer
05-29-07, 01:26 PM
Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
I didn't know you were accepting applications. I'll get my resume out to you pronto.:p
celticfrost
05-30-07, 03:03 AM
In a van (probably a white '84 Ford Econoline checkered with a bunch of rusty scabs) down by the river -- for some reason I can just picture it:
Subsisting on saltine crackers, canned oysters and Black Label beer, some burning/ smoldering tires in a rusty 55 gallon barrel, a gimpy dog following him around, a flickering, battery operated black & white TV sporadically illuminating the vans interior, oily rags and spent shotgun shells inexplicably laying about, a random porn mag (something crass like "Juggs") here and there, all the while clad in a loose fitting, soiled pair of spandex and a mustard stained wife beater.
And happy as a clam.....:o :D
Michigander
05-30-07, 05:47 AM
I just had to vote for the van by the river. That was such an awesome skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dkCyRTzj8
in my basement.
muahahahaha!
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!:)
blonduathlongrl
05-30-07, 06:05 AM
^^^ aww sounds good, but I cant do that to him, he's got a broken heart :( got to take it easy on the boy.
( for a while, muahahahah)
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