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05-30-07, 07:51 AM
A man came waddling into a restaurant one monday morning, apparently the worse from a hangover. He says to the waitress: "Please give me a cup of coffee and some kind words".
The waitress comes back with a cup of coffee: "Hereīs your coffee. And the kind words, donīt drink it".
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A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk replies; "Tits."
The waitress comes back with a cup of coffee: "Hereīs your coffee. And the kind words, donīt drink it".
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A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk replies; "Tits."