Books, Movies, Music & Entertainment - Movies everone else shat over, but you thought sucked.

1. The English Patient-Booooooooooooooooooring. British accents do not automatically equate to good cinema.

2. Forest Gump -It just made stupid people feel better about themselves, and Pulp Fiction deserved that Oscar.

3. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective -Wasn't funny.

Borat

A Beautiful Mind
Titanic
The English Patient

anything with ben stiller

I'd certainly agree with Forest Gump - what a turd!

Forty Year Old Virgin

Forty Year Old VirginI couldn't even get into it drunk.

Scarface - lacks a timeless quality and felt like i was watching an extended television episode of some sort.

The English Patient

Ti-fecking-tanic

Titanic, English Patient, Dances with Wolves, Lord of the Rings, anything with Jim Carrey, King Kong(too long), Austin Powers, The Sound of Music, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, American Beauty, The Birdcage

I thought of a couple more recent ones:

Casino Royale
300

Casino Royale was o-kaayyy, because it was nice to see a different kind of Bond, but overall, the movie kinda bored me towards the end.

300, same story. The plot was too simple to hold my interest, cinematography was like an over-the-top music video, excessive use of bad voiceover, and again, I got pretty bored during the action scenes.

Then again, action movies in general tend to bore me at some point, without fail.

I thought of a couple more recent ones:
Casino Royale
300

I really like Casino Royale. To me, it was the best Bond movie in a generation. I agree with you on 300.

Pretty Woman. Terrible movie. Everyone thought it was a Cinderella story. I thought she was just a ho'.

Another vote here for Forrest Gump.

top gun

dirty dancing

every superhero movie

300

Borat +1 sucked

Borat

ANY guy "coming of age" movie (barf)

Napolean Dynamite was a total piece of crap. Zoolander was just plain stupid.

I like Will Ferrell as much as the next guy but I really didn't find Old School to be that great.

Any and all romantic comedies.

Any and all romantic comedies. Especially Meg Ryan movies.

Red Dragon...just because I thought Edward Norton stunk in it.

same here for Titanic, English Patient, Forrest Gump.

Chicago was so innocuous...feh
Moulin Rouge
Eyes Wide Shut
Pretty Woman
You've Got Mail
Thelma and Louise

Austin Powers - Goldmember... Can't get through this movie and I love stupid comedies. This one is rubbish.

Kill Bill

LOTR
Any Superhero, and they seem to be getting worse as they make them... Ghost Rider was just stoopid!
Any Ben Stiller

+1 on Kill Bill

A History of Violence

+1 on Kill Bill AND A History Of Violence

A History of Violence felt like a horrible made for TV movie that would only be shown late at night. The acting felt really forced, the dialogue sucked, and the plot sucked. It got really good reviews. I don't understand what I missed.

Cars.

Napolean Dynamite +1

When this was finally over, all I wanted was my 2 hours back!

I Heart Huckabees.

Worthless pile of ****, that was.

top gun

dirty dancing

The Breakfast Club

Taxi, The English Patient, Walk the Line, Ray, Casino Royale. There are more, I just can't think of them right now

Borat-One of the worst movies ever
Match Point-We thought we deserved a prize finally sitting through a Woody Allen movie!

Borat

Ditto.....I couldnt make it past 15 minutes.


Star Wars.

Just not getting it.

Kill Bill- ooh, it touches on so many genres...snore

Lost in Translation- all character development at the expense of a plot

King Kong- way too much CG action sequences, plot unmoving

The Piano. I couldn't sympathize with the retro-emo characters.

The Piano. I couldn't sympathize with the retro-emo characters.

:lol:

Tarantino, Kubrick, Robert Rodriguez and David Lynch movies, all inclusive. And yes, I've seen at least parts of all of 'em.

And another +1 on Napoleon Dynamite.

The Blair Witch Project! All the moving around with their camera gave me a headache!!

That was one movie I was glad to see the characters bite it!

What crap!

Tarantino, Kubrick, Robert Rodriguez and David Lynch movies, all inclusive. And yes, I've seen at least parts of all of 'em.

And another +1 on Napoleon Dynamite.

Awww, Kubrick? Really? His work spans so many genres and styles (period piece: Barry Lyndon, war movie: Full Metal Jacket, Sci-Fi: 2001, Horror: The Shining, etc) there had to be something enjoyable in there, no? Ah, well, to each his own.

P.S.
I did enjoy most of Tarantino's films, and I liked Mulholland Drive, but I agree with you 100% on Rodriguez.

Did you see the original El Mariachi? It was awesome. And everything else he's done since is crap.

Titanic, Forest Gump (although it does make some good points) and (i am probably going to get slaughtered for saying this, but what the heck) TOP GUN!!!!! absloutly horrible. Tom Cruise is just, just, just, dang it. I can't say it here. You get the idea.

you're right, top gun is horrible. I can't remmeber who it was, but they described it as a two hour ad for after shave...something to that effect.

Same for Dirty Dancing- what a ridiculous piece of crap...and GHOST! Patrick swayze...the guy has all the sexual charisma of liver.

Titanic - Hey, how many of you think it was aimed at the usual BFer anyway?

Casablanca

The last three star wars movies.


Nooooooooooooooo!

what crap.

Sideways

If I want to watch neurotic people acting unrealistically, I'll go see my brother-in-law and his family. I kept thinking it was going to get better. It just continued to suck.

A Scanner Darkly. :rolleyes: