Clydesdales/Athenas (200+ lb / 91+ kg) - Pounded Em

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WhaleOil
05-31-07, 09:32 PM
Just got back from the klink. I had just gotten back form a good ride, left my bike outside on the kickstand and had a cold facecloth on my head. Looked outside and there was someone trying to take my bike.
I pounded 'em. Good. Neighbors called and the cops came. Went downtown and just got back. It's a small town. I'm a retired Firefighter so I have some credibility. I'm home.
Peeed off but home.
I'm smiling.
That's pretty ballsy to try to steal someones bike in a small town. Bet they wont try that again.....
until they get out of jail that is. :D
WhaleOil
05-31-07, 09:38 PM
Oh I'm still pretty torqued! They're face I'm sure looks pretty funky! OOOOHHHH I'm just cooling off
JumboRider
05-31-07, 09:42 PM
Note to bike thieves. Do not try to steal a clyde's bike while he is watching.
Tom Stormcrowe
05-31-07, 09:47 PM
I hope you gave them a "Whale" of a beatdown!:D http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/dimebar_probably/Smileys/th_chainsaw.gifhttp://img84.exs.cx/img84/6927/palizaconsilla7eo.gifhttp://photobucket.com/albums/v295/laurents/th_hatchet.gifhttp://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/smilies/icon_bash.gifhttp://smileyonline.free.fr/images/gif/forum/valoranim01.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/d066.gif
WhaleOil
05-31-07, 09:49 PM
I had a good ride, about 15 mi. Nice and cool before sunset. Came home and put the bike on the kickstand outside just so I could get a cool facecloth on for a minute. I turned around and there's some punk getting on my bike! Well, I'm not the biggest guy in the world but I'm not a real nice guy when you p*ss me oss! I ran out the door, knocked him off the bike with one punch and then kicked the livin sh*t out of him. Luckily to find out he was 22 y/o. Anyhow, the neighbors hearing him whining called the cops, I had to go down the station but....I'm Ok.
Life is good.
eric
WhaleOil
05-31-07, 09:54 PM
Let me tell you brother, I'm not a nice guy if I was knocking at your door....he found out!.....
still chillin...........
WhaleOil
05-31-07, 10:05 PM
Tom, I pounded his head to a ******** pulp. And I had just put on a Livestrong bracelet for a friend that started chemo today....think I'll have to replace this one...glad I got 2
I'm in the Army, and when I was stationed in Germany, I had someone steal my mountain bike from a bike rack in front of my barracks. About 2 months later I'm walking past the gym and spot my bike on the bike rack out front. I hurried back to work and got our set of monstrous bolt cutters and cut the lock. I then camped out and waited for the guy to come out. When I saw him heading towards the bike, I calmly mounted it, gave him the double finger salute, and pedaled away. It was one of the most satisfying moments of my life. From that day forward I kept my bike indoors.
Bike thieves suck. Good for you.
v1k1ng1001
05-31-07, 11:27 PM
nice
Lecterman
06-02-07, 10:30 PM
Whale,
We need to go for a ride sometime.
You're somewhat near Lebanon right?
roost5o
06-02-07, 10:57 PM
Rotten degenerate thieving bastids should rot in hell.